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Eyes on EB Summer Break
Our Chill Mode Is Officially Activated
It’s summer, folks. And here at Eyes on EB, we’re kicking back, relaxing, and putting...
Eyes on EB Urges Mayor to Avoid Parks Amid Rabies Concerns—We’re Genuinely Worried
This Isn’t Politics. It’s About Public Safety (And Possibly Hissing)
At Eyes on EB, we often use humor to make a point—but this time, we're...
Once a Prom King, Now a Problem for the Status Quo
Spoiler: He Already Peaked in 1990, and That’s Why He Doesn’t Need Your Approval
Listen, Rob W isn’t here to join the circle of self-proclaimed...
Eyes on EB Proudly Welcomes Every Apartment Ever Built… and Then Some
More Apartments? More Traffic? More Views? Yes, Please.
Here at Eyes on EB, we’ve been watching East Brunswick grow faster than a middle school rumor...
Welcome to East Brunswick: Where Time Stands Still and Traffic Doesn’t
“You can’t spell congestion without E-B.”
Joe started it. “I have no idea how East Brunswick is even a decent town anymore,” he typed in...
The Day That Changed Everything for Rob W.
December 17, 1981: The Coldest Birthday of Them All
Winter birthdays are tough. You can’t have a pool party, nobody wants to go outside, and...
The Legend of Chadwick Breeze: The Greatest Lie Ever Told
Every now and then, a figure emerges so effortlessly cool, so undeniably magnetic, that people can’t help but gravitate toward them.
Enter Chadwick Breeze—the man,...
East Brunswick Needs COC: Oversight Like Never Before!
East Brunswick—It's a fact universally acknowledged that when a community cares deeply about its education system, a simple Board of Education just won’t cut...
The Great Lanyard Escapade: Unraveling the Threads of Local Politics
A Deep Dive into Our Current Leadership's Financial Wizardry
In East Brunswick, the magical land of budget shortfalls and fiscal deficits, our beloved leaders seem...