The Perils of Urban Wildlife: Or Why My Yorkie Might Be a Fox-Hunting Prodigy Welcome to another thrilling episode of suburban wildlife misadventures, brought to you by the vigilant citizens of East Brunswick! In today’s issue, we delve deep into the harrowing tales of Mr. Fox and his escapades, which have sparked a fiery debate on...Read More

The Unfolding of the Sauce Saga In an utterly pivotal turn of events in our humble community, Brothers Pizza, a stalwart of local cuisine and an unwitting protagonist in what will be known as the “Sauce Scandal,” has finally settled all condiment-related controversies. This comes after 24 hours of suspense, misinformation, and sleepless nights. The...Read More

The Mysterious Critic of East Brunswick East Brunswick has its fair share of local characters, but none as enigmatic and contentious as the infamous “Noel Smith.” Recently, the buzz on group texts and the local Facebook group, Eyes on EB, has reached a crescendo. Who is this top contributor who seems to know so much...Read More

The Bankruptcy Buzz: A Town’s Culinary Crisis It’s a crustacean conundrum! The East Brunswick Red Lobster, now more infamous for its spontaneous combustion than its seafood, might be floundering into bankruptcy. Early whispers around town suggest the “fire” was as fishy as the menu, with skeptics saying it was a desperate attempt to claim insurance...Read More

The Great Trash Can Orientation Crisis of East Brunswick and The  Curious Case of Garbage Can Etiquette In the charming township of East Brunswick, an issue of monumental importance has arisen, overshadowing even the most pressing of fiscal debates. No, not the Board of Education’s perplexing $8 million budget shortfall, or the $195 million ballooned...Read More

In a move that not only shook the very foundations of East Brunswick, New Jersey, but also its meticulously maintained suburban order, the Garden State decided to add ‘earthquake hotspot’ to its eclectic resume. On a day that started like any other, with the tranquil hum of daily routines, East Brunswick threw a curveball—or more...Read More