Swingin’ in the Suburbs Breaking News: Local Lovebirds Are Flocking to Underground Swingers Club East Brunswick, a quiet suburban town known for its great schools and friendly community, has a hidden secret—an underground swingers club! Yes, you heard that right. While most of us are catching up on Netflix or attending BOE  meetings, a group...Read More

A Community in Crisis Welcome, dear readers of Eyes on EB, to another thrilling episode of “East Brunswick Drama Unplugged.” Today, inspired by an epic Facebook thread, we dive into the perilous world of plumbing and community discourse. Buckle up for a rollercoaster of emotions, technical debates, and, of course, unsolicited advice. The Catastrophe Strikes “The...Read More

Construction and Community Banter The Eternal Construction Chronicles East Brunswick seems to be on a perpetual quest to redefine the concept of “forever under construction.” Johanna articulates our collective despair: “The traffic in East Brunswick is so ridiculous now.” Jon echoes the sentiment with a prophetic twist about the empty new apartments, hinting at an impending population boom....Read More

“You got a stale cake from Amici’s too? Maybe it’s your taste buds.” In a scandal that’s left East Brunswick residents reeling and rolling their eyes, Karen’s harrowing experience at a local bakery has set off a firestorm of commentary. The saga began with Karen’s simple quest for a fresh cake. Instead, she received a...Read More

Unveiling the Truth Behind East Brunswick’s Budget Discrepancies In a significant revelation, an anonymous source has provided information raising severe concerns about the transparency of the East Brunswick School District’s financial management. The recent $12 million budget shortfall led to the layoff of 51 staff members and cuts to crucial programs, prompting questions about the...Read More

In the face of a $12 million budget shortfall, East Brunswick schools have made the difficult decision to cut arts, orchestra, and language programs in some grades. These reductions have sparked concern within our community, especially considering that sports programs, particularly in the 7th grade—which are relatively new—have not been subject to similar scrutiny. The...Read More

A Town Teetering on the Edge In the culinary catacombs of East Brunswick’s bustling forums, a crisis has erupted with the urgency of a five-alarm fire. Barbara, a top contributor, sounded the alarm for a once-unshakable pillar of snack time: chunky blue cheese dressing. “Our wings are getting cold, and this IS a real issue,”...Read More

In East Brunswick’s political landscape, the allure and affability of candidates significantly shape voter preferences. However, while appealing, the allure of a warm smile and a firm handshake only sometimes equates to effective governance. As our town faces increasingly complex challenges, from managing budgets to enhancing community services, we must prioritize competence and capability over...Read More

A Community Gem Beyond Politics and Waste A Local Initiative for Sustainability East Brunswick Freecycle stands as a shining example of community spirit and environmental stewardship. This group consists of residents who have come together with a shared mission: to reduce waste by freely exchanging no longer needed goods. The core philosophy of Freecycle is simple yet profound—keeping usable items...Read More

East Brunswick vs. Woodbridge: The Garbage Wars Escalate It seems that while East Brunswick has been busy playing with new robotic arms to handle its trash, Woodbridge Township has taken garbage glamour to the next level. Yes, you read that right—garbage glamour. Who knew trash collection could be so chic? Woodbridge’s Curbside Cart Spa In...Read More