The Invisible Observer in Political Gossip In the digital battlegrounds of East Brunswick, Rob W., the head blogger of Eyes on EB, has become a pivotal figure by mastering the art of silent observation in political group texts. His secret? Becoming part of every political conversation—left, right, and center—without ever uttering a word. Rob attributes...Read More

The Misadventures of Outsider VV: The Great Raise Robbery That Wasn’t Last night’s East Brunswick Board of Education meeting revealed a plot twist worthy of a prime-time drama. While the district grappled with layoffs and budgetary blunders, our own Outsider VV, Superintendent, was nearly crowned king of compensation with a raise that would bring him...Read More

The Utter Absurdity of Bureaucracy When Bicycles Become Bureaucratic Nightmares Ah, East Brunswick, where the simple act of riding a bicycle is transformed into a bureaucratic odyssey of epic proportions. Forget the days when hopping on your two-wheeler was a carefree activity. No, in this town, it’s a journey through forms, inspections, and a Kafkaesque...Read More

Wake-Watching Here at Eyes On EB, we take our commitment to neutrality seriously, especially regarding elections. That’s why we’re keeping mum on the name of the local elected official who’s taken a novel approach to campaigning—by crashing community wakes to win hearts and votes. It’s an unusual strategy, but hey, who are we to judge...Read More

When Local Governance Meets Global Aspirations In the quaint, bustling township of East Brunswick, a new contender has emerged in the mayoral race, armed not with the usual promises of pothole repairs and park improvements, but with a grand vision: a ceasefire in Gaza. Yes, you read that correctly—Dr. G, a cardiologist by trade and...Read More

Complete for the Fifth Time in Seven Years Finally Smooth Sailing… Until Next Year? Residents of East Brunswick, rejoice! a The long-anticipated (and much-delayed) completion of a Summerhill Road’s paving project has finally arrived—for the fifth time in the past seven years. Drivers can now glide seamlessly to Route 18 and beyond, basking in the...Read More

The Unstoppable Canine Conundrum Welcome, dear readers, to another thrilling episode of “As the Dog Pees,” where the residents of East Brunswick take to the internet to tackle the most pressing issue of our time: where, oh where, should a dog relieve itself? Spoiler alert: it’s not on your lawn—unless you’re a rogue squirrel, then...Read More

In a twist of fate that could only be described as “The Day the Music Died,” East Brunswick’s decline can be traced back to one fateful event: the closing of K-Mart. On a chilly January day in 2019, the lights of the last K-Mart in East Brunswick dimmed for the final time, leaving a void...Read More