It’s official, folks! Word from multiple sources has confirmed the unthinkable: we’ve got some haters. Yes, the very same East Brunswick residents who secretly scroll through our blog with the brightness turned down on their phones to avoid being caught are now asking their “friends” (do they even have any?) not to comment or like...Read More

Residents Plead for Silence as Local Cars Apparently Audition for ‘Fast and Furious: Suburban Drift’ In the quaint town of East Brunswick, a nocturnal symphony has unfolded, where the streets have become an unwilling racetrack and sleep is for the weak. The locals, now sleep-deprived and slightly more cranky, took to the town’s Facebook group...Read More