In today’s world of constant outrage, it seems we’ve all forgotten one simple fact: satire is meant to be funny! Here at Eyes on EB, we are committed to bringing you the finest in sarcasm, hyperbole, and exaggerated nonsense for your entertainment — not to trigger your existential crises. “Why So Serious?” Our good friend...Read More

A Deep Dive into the Serious World of Fast Food Critiques East Brunswick is buzzing with what might be the most pressing issue to hit our town since the great parking debate of ’97: the bone-in vs. boneless wing debate at Popeyes. Grab your bibs, folks—it’s about to get saucy. Wing Enthusiast Gary’s Quandary Gary,...Read More

In a bold throwback to traditional politics, East Brunswick candidates are once again hitting the pavement, taking a page from the ancient Jehovah’s Witnesses playbook with a return to door-knocking. This not-so-novel strategy has residents recalling a simpler, albeit annoying, time when the only knocks on doors were either to share scripture or sell vacuum...Read More

In the quaint and paradoxical land of East Brunswick, a new trend is sweeping through the community forums and coffee shops: the desire for world-class dining and shopping experiences—but only if they miraculously appear without any construction or higher-end living choices for people who can actually afford these luxuries. Residents are also up in arms...Read More