From Online Discussions to TV Drama East Brunswick’s bustling online community from “East Brunswick Helping Each Other” is gearing up to spill over into your living rooms with the upcoming “Real Housewives of East Brunswick.” This isn’t just your garden-variety reality show; it’s a high-stakes, high-drama showcase of the most spirited debates and camaraderie that...Read More

Because Someone Needs to Fix This Mess EAST BRUNSWICK— In a stunning display of leadership (or desperation, depending on who you ask), Rob W has officially demanded to be appointed as the Supreme Director with BIG BALLS overseeing the operation, Overlord, and Financial Savior of East Brunswick’s newly proposed BOE DOGE (Department of Oversight, Governance,...Read More

Doctor Mayor vs. The Unsolvable Equation In the great town of East Brunswick, where the grass is green and the taxes are greener, we find ourselves at a familiar crossroads: the budget crisis. The latest debate has Doctor Mayor Brad at the center, juggling spreadsheets, community outrage, and a very large “NO” button that everyone...Read More

By Eyes on EB Staff Once upon a time, in a land where budget cuts are just misunderstandings and transparency is an ancient relic, the East Brunswick Board of Education embarked on an exciting new mission: revolutionizing how our children learn to read! And by “revolutionize,” we mean completely ignoring the science of reading and...Read More

If Rob W. Was Mayor: Blue Ribbon Believers Would Be Deported to Spotswood East Brunswick has many problems, but one of the most egregious offenses plaguing our town is the continued and delusional belief that we are a “Blue Ribbon School District.” That’s right, folks—if I, Rob W., were mayor, any person who utters this...Read More