The Bankruptcy Buzz: A Town’s Culinary Crisis It’s a crustacean conundrum! The East Brunswick Red Lobster, now more infamous for its spontaneous combustion than its seafood, might be floundering into bankruptcy. Early whispers around town suggest the “fire” was as fishy as the menu, with skeptics saying it was a desperate attempt to claim insurance...Read More

The Great Trash Can Orientation Crisis of East Brunswick and The  Curious Case of Garbage Can Etiquette In the charming township of East Brunswick, an issue of monumental importance has arisen, overshadowing even the most pressing of fiscal debates. No, not the Board of Education’s perplexing $8 million budget shortfall, or the $195 million ballooned...Read More

In a move that not only shook the very foundations of East Brunswick, New Jersey, but also its meticulously maintained suburban order, the Garden State decided to add ‘earthquake hotspot’ to its eclectic resume. On a day that started like any other, with the tranquil hum of daily routines, East Brunswick threw a curveball—or more...Read More

A Saga of Suburban Skirmish In the usually tranquil town of East Brunswick, a storm was brewing, not in the skies, but on the seemingly innocuous terrain of the local Facebook group. The catalyst? A perplexing disparity in the distribution of garbage and recycling bins that spiraled into what will henceforth be known in the...Read More

In the gossipy but tranquil suburb of East Brunswick, a new chapter in community engagement has been unwittingly authored, not by profound political movements or groundbreaking local achievements, but by the humble introduction of new garbage cans. This narrative, now affectionately or perhaps infamously known as “Garbage Can Gate,” has become a microcosm of modern...Read More

In the gossipy township of East Brunswick, a seemingly innocuous change was about to unleash chaos in the local raccoon community. The introduction of new, state-of-the-art garbage cans, meant to be effortlessly lifted and emptied by the garbage trucks, was initially seen as a setback for the neighborhood’s most cunning nocturnal foragers. The Dilemma: High-Flying...Read More

In the leafy lanes of East Brunswick, a storm is brewing, and it’s not just the remnants of last night’s Merlot swirling down the drain. The good citizens, particularly the vigilant East Brunswick Moms, are up in arms over a pressing issue that threatens the very fabric of their eco-conscious community: the Great Garbage Can...Read More

The Gripping Tale of the East Brunswick Garbage Grabber In the quaint town of East Brunswick, a saga unfolded that would forever change the landscape of local forums and Facebook groups. It was not a scandal of political corruption, nor was it a groundbreaking technological advancement. No, dear readers, it was something far more mundane,...Read More

In the quaint town of East Brunswick, a storm brewed in the most unexpected of places: a Facebook thread. The saga began with Meg, a self-proclaimed connoisseur of hair care and veteran of the Manhattan salon scene, who visited Sweeney Todd on Ryders Lane for a simple wash and blowout. Little did she know that...Read More

Remember the good old days when your taste buds danced to the sugary symphony of Mickey’s Donut Land? Well, the real East Brunswick folks know what’s up, and they’re giving a shout-out to the OG of doughnuts. Let’s take a delightful trip down memory lane and pay our respects to the doughnut kings of yesteryears. ...Read More