Understanding the Shadows of Support We’ve observed an interesting phenomenon through our Facebook metrics: a significant portion of our audience, who do not follow or openly like our page, consistently engages with our content, such as reading our blog posts or visiting our page. This intriguing pattern raises an important question: Why the hesitation in...Read More

Building Community One Laugh at a Time At Eyes On EB, our main goal is crystal clear: to forge a strong, united community. But let’s be honest, this isn’t just about holding hands and singing “Kumbaya.” While we strive to bring everyone together, we’re not afraid to stir the pot when needed. Yes, we aim...Read More

East Brunswick—It’s a fact universally acknowledged that when a community cares deeply about its education system, a simple Board of Education just won’t cut it. Enter the need for a Citizens’ Oversight Committee (COC)—and not just any COC, we’re talking a Big COC. Who’s Got the Biggest COC? The quest for COC isn’t just about...Read More

When Men Just Can’t Take a Joke Women Love Eyes on EB—Their Husbands, Not So Much There’s a new epidemic sweeping East Brunswick, and no, it’s not another tax increase—it’s Eyes on EB Derangement Syndrome (EOEB-DS). It primarily affects middle-aged men who take life way too seriously, spend too much time being outraged, and have...Read More

Let’s be honest—if our little local blog gets you all worked up, you might have bigger issues than the latest East Brunswick drama. After all, enjoying a good read requires an appreciation for wit, timing, and a little bit of passion—three things that, let’s face it, also apply to other important areas of life. The...Read More

Our Unofficial Yet Proud Title It’s official, unofficially official, or just plain old gossip-worthy news: Jasmine Fresco, East Brunswick’s very own queen of subtweets, has crowned Eyes On EB with the prestigious title of #GossipRag. And you know what? We absolutely agree with her! From Humble Beginnings to Gossip Gold What started as a quaint...Read More

Let’s keep this simple—if you don’t want attention, stop acting like an unpaid town crier, announcing every minor inconvenience like it’s breaking news. But some of you just can’t resist. You insert yourself into drama, get called out, and then act shocked when people pay attention. So, here’s a step-by-step guide to not being an...Read More

Leadership That Understands the Game Give credit where credit is due—our current East Brunswick Board of Education leadership has cracked the code on dealing with a very specific breed of individual: the local narcissist. Not just any run-of-the-mill self-absorbed loudmouth, but the kind who thrives on manufactured outrage, grandstanding, and the undying belief that they...Read More

Cricket. A game of finesse, strategy, and centuries of tradition. But that was before. Before one man dedicated himself to reinventing the sport with a gym-honed physique, unmatched confidence, and a playing style that some call “innovative” and others call “chaotic.” That man? Rob “Wicket McSticky” W. And with the grand opening of the new...Read More

From Online Discussions to TV Drama East Brunswick’s bustling online community from “East Brunswick Helping Each Other” is gearing up to spill over into your living rooms with the upcoming “Real Housewives of East Brunswick.” This isn’t just your garden-variety reality show; it’s a high-stakes, high-drama showcase of the most spirited debates and camaraderie that...Read More