Big Brother? Nope, Just Little Old Us East Brunswick residents, we’ve heard your murmurs, your whispers, and the occasional screams of panic. Yes, it’s true. The Eyes on EB Spy Sky Drones are out and about, buzzing through the skies like overly curious bumblebees—but sleeker and with a flair for surveillance. And no, this isn’t...Read More

A Warning Signal: The Hidden Dangers in Public Spaces In recent days, a concerning incident reported in the Spotswood ShopRite parking lot has heightened awareness about personal safety and the less-visible tactics that might be used to compromise it. A note, simply containing a name and phone number, was left on a car—uninvited and unsettling....Read More

When Kristin shared her story on Facebook about taking a dog she’s caring for to the local dog park, it sparked a heated debate about the merits—and pitfalls—of these public canine playgrounds. Her first visit was a success, but the second was, in her words, “the polar opposite.” What followed was a cascade of advice,...Read More

It’s that time of year again, folks—when the East Brunswick Christmas tree graces our town with its presence, sparking debates more heated than a Black Friday fight over a toaster. This year, the tree has been dubbed by some as “straight out of a Hallmark movie,” but let’s pump the brakes on the holiday cheer...Read More

The Tale of a Thousand Opinions Ah, East Brunswick—a town where community spirit thrives, and so does unsolicited commentary. A recent Facebook post set the neighborhood ablaze like it was Black Friday at Costco, all over a misdelivered package and some missing camera parts. Let’s unpack this (pun intended) tale of drama, finger-pointing, and unsolicited...Read More

If there’s one thing that binds East Brunswick residents together, it’s their undying commitment to dissect every inch of local development—especially when it involves the shiny new Dollar Tree near Brothers Pizza. The local forum has been ablaze with comments, opinions, and heated balloon debates, because why focus on global issues when we’ve got helium...Read More

While Burgermeister Bernie is busy playing kitchen cop and liberating microwaves from East Brunswick teachers’ lounges, there’s an actual financial fiasco that demands his attention. Enter Rebecca S. Dean, a pediatric therapist and the protagonist of a true school district drama—her escapades make Bernie’s appliance heists look like a bake sale gone wrong. Dean’s “Therapeutic”...Read More

Up to Half a Million for Turf – What’s the Deal? Eyes on EB received a credible tip suggesting that the story behind the new turf field might be more complicated than it seems. This state-of-the-art field, promised for September, remains mysteriously unused as of November. Meanwhile, our athletes are stuck using the old high...Read More

When Trees Attack: Sidewalks, Negligence, and Community Backlash In the verdant suburbs of East Brunswick, a leafy debacle unfurls each fall, but it’s not just the leaves that are stirring trouble—it’s the sidewalks under siege by tree roots. Amidst this botanical uprising, one voice of reason emerges: Stephen Daniel, who casts a wry spotlight on...Read More

“Ain’t Got Time for Drama, Man” Let me tell you, I’m taking a fresh approach to life these days. I don’t need extra noise, you know? We all get one chance here, and filling it up with drama? Not the way for me. There’s this idea floating around that we should be connected with everyone...Read More