There comes a time in every man’s life when he decides he’s had enough. For Rob W., that moment arrived last week. After enduring a series of brutal misunderstandings, public rants, and enough unsolicited opinions to fill a novel, he’s decided to take on a new identity. Meet Chadwick Breeze — a man who sees...Read More

Block Them First, Then Call Them Out: A Genius Strategy! The secret to dominating online debates isn’t a sharp intellect or a library of well-researched facts. No, no. The real strategy? Make sure you block the person before calling them out publicly. That way, they can’t defend themselves, and you automatically win! This method is...Read More

A Town’s Quest for Cleanliness EAST BRUNSWICK— In the heart of East Brunswick, where local news often involves school board elections and debates over speed bumps, the residents have now found themselves in the midst of a new mission—finding the perfect bidet. And let’s be clear, this isn’t just any casual search; it’s a full-blown...Read More

In a bold and unprecedented move, Rob W, East Brunswick’s most beloved content creator and man of mysterious allure, has officially declared that he will not be accepting any new friends for the remainder of 2024—and quite possibly for all of 2025. The reason? Objectivity. That’s right, folks, Rob W has decided that staying emotionally...Read More

A Lesson in School Board Transparency Wash and Repeat: The Board’s Favorite Dance Move So, once again, folks, we find ourselves being told by the powers that be: “Show up and speak your mind!”—only to be hit with the classic Wash, Repeat, Deflect maneuver when we actually take the time to show up, scramble for...Read More

In what is being described as the most terrifying event of the season, Krystal P. has managed to rattle the entire township of East Brunswick with nothing more than a few skeletons, a plastic pumpkin, and a questionable use of town property. It all began with a friendly knock on her door. A township official,...Read More

It was supposed to be the savior of Hardenburg and Fresh Ponds Road, the shining beacon of traffic regulation to finally bring order to this dangerous intersection. Instead, the first day of the new traffic light working has been, well, let’s just say, less than successful. Another T-Bone Incident? Already? As EMS and tow trucks...Read More

Attention, candidates! Thinking about promoting yourself at religious facilities or other nonprofit events? Well, hold your campaign signs for just a second. The IRS has some rules you’ll want to know before you go glad-handing at a charity gala. The 501(c)(3) No-Go Zone: Keep Your Campaigning in Check Under federal law, nonprofits—including religious groups and...Read More

What’s Really Going On Behind the Curtain? Well folks, just when we thought the show was over, the Board President steps back into the spotlight, determined to pull one last trick out of her hat. Despite the community’s loud and clear disapproval of Outsider VV’s reign, she seems hell-bent on getting this raise passed. You...Read More

In a groundbreaking revelation that has left the residents of East Brunswick both amused and confused, local curmudgeon and professional critic Rob W has finally realized what we’ve all been too afraid to admit: why run for any position of authority when it’s far easier—and frankly more fun—to just complain? “People keep asking me, ‘Rob,...Read More