If you’ve ever wondered where people who find Facebook too complicated go to air their grievances and share their hopes and dreams, welcome to Nextdoor. It’s the digital equivalent of yelling out your window, but with more passive-aggressive comments and fewer neighborhood watch patrols. The latest hot topic? The fate of our dearly departed Red...Read More

A Plea For Help It’s time for a serious public service announcement, folks. There’s a man out there suffering silently, and his name is Rob W. For years, he’s been the go-to guy for all the juicy, classified, hush-hush information in town. And while he’s managed to keep these secrets locked up tighter than a...Read More

Few incidents will smell as infamous as the Great Stench Mystery of Cranbury Road in the annals of East Brunswick lore. As residents clamored to solve this olfactory offense, social media became the battleground for theories ranging from mundane to conspiratorial. The Scent Begins It started innocently enough when John posted a query that wafted...Read More

The Day Nothing Happened and Everyone Talked About It It was just another day on Cranbury Road—sun shining, birds chirping, and a cement truck quietly pouring its heart out alongside a stoic cop car guarding the mundane from becoming chaos. This scene, so typical yet so critical, captured the heart of Farrah, a top contributor...Read More

A Helpful Post on Helping Each Other! In the bustling world of East Brunswick, where the quest for a good deal is almost as fervent as the quest for a good burger, there emerges a hero from the shadows of the Burger King drive-thru. Meet Gary Hoffman, a “top contributor” on local social media, whose...Read More

Jets Over EB! When the skies over East Brunswick buzzed with the roar of fighter jets, the local Facebook community took off on a commentary flight that was part spectacle, part mystery theater. Here’s how the drama unfolded, with the residents playing their parts to perfection. “Where Are They Even Going?!” – The Conversation Takes...Read More

A New “Daycare” Approach? East Brunswick schools are innovating again—or so they say. With teacher absenteeism on the rise, the district has introduced a QR code system to guide students to their temporary classrooms, turning the hallowed halls of learning into a high-tech scavenger hunt. If a teacher is absent, students just scan a code...Read More

It’s official, folks! Word from multiple sources has confirmed the unthinkable: we’ve got some haters. Yes, the very same East Brunswick residents who secretly scroll through our blog with the brightness turned down on their phones to avoid being caught are now asking their “friends” (do they even have any?) not to comment or like...Read More

Residents Plead for Silence as Local Cars Apparently Audition for ‘Fast and Furious: Suburban Drift’ In the quaint town of East Brunswick, a nocturnal symphony has unfolded, where the streets have become an unwilling racetrack and sleep is for the weak. The locals, now sleep-deprived and slightly more cranky, took to the town’s Facebook group...Read More

East Brunswick’s Dilemma: What to Do with All This Free Time? For the first time in what seems like years, East Brunswick residents are scratching their heads, trying to figure out how to handle the upcoming election. You see, none of the candidates are affiliated with QAnon, Sons of Liberty, or arguing how many booster...Read More