Never a Dull Moment in East Brunswick Even the most minor nature-related dilemma in East Brunswick can spark a spirited debate on local forums, highlighting the community’s passion for individual rights and wildlife preservation. The Bird’s Nest Dilemma Heather B. sparked the discussion with a simple post: she discovered a bird’s nest with five eggs...Read More

A Community Speaks Up The East Brunswick Board of Education meeting held on Thursday, April 26, was not just another gathering, but a moment of community solidarity. The packed meeting turned into a platform where numerous residents stood up to voice their concerns related to the budget shortfall, including the decision to lay off Dr....Read More

Welcome to your favorite satire corner, Eyes on EB, where we dissect East Brunswick’s social antics with the precision of a soap opera scriptwriter. Today’s scoop? The local Facebook group is not just for lost cats and bake sales but also for Rob’s unsolicited dating advice. Let’s dive in! The Unofficial Cupid of East Brunswick...Read More

Six Months of Truth in a Lifetime of Solitude Why My Lack of Local Friends Makes Me the Most Honest Journalist in Town Greetings, beloved readers! As the fresh-faced Lead Contributor to “Eyes On EB,” I’ve been your most reliable source of community news for the past six months. But here’s the kicker: I’ve been...Read More

A Clash of Perspectives: Social Media, Community Groups, and Accountability Amid East Brunswick’s latest drama, one exchange stood out as a poignant reminder of the power of community engagement. As the Superintendent lamented the toxicity of social media during a public forum, Dee Marie from the East Brunswick Progressive Parents and School Group delivered a...Read More

Shadows Over East Brunswick Last night, the East Brunswick Budget Forum, already a hotspot for heightened emotions and controversy, unfolded as many had anticipated. Though rumored and largely expected, the dismissal of Assistant Figueroa, widely respected across the board, had garnered considerable admiration from everyone in the community. As the forum progressed, discussions on the school budget...Read More

Navigating Our Community’s Future Key Details About the Event The much-anticipated public budget forum has been rescheduled for this coming Wednesday at 7 PM. Recognizing the challenges of parenting, free childcare will be provided to ensure that all parents have the opportunity to attend without worry. This event is more than a meeting; it’s a...Read More

Recent Decisions Reveal Disturbing Priorities An anonymous source within the district has shared alarming information that demands immediate public attention and scrutiny. According to the details provided, the Superintendent’s office, in collaboration with the business office, has decided to eliminate the position of the Assistant Superintendent of Schools, Dr. Lou Figueroa. This move is deeply...Read More

The Unfolding of the Sauce Saga In an utterly pivotal turn of events in our humble community, Brothers Pizza, a stalwart of local cuisine and an unwitting protagonist in what will be known as the “Sauce Scandal,” has finally settled all condiment-related controversies. This comes after 24 hours of suspense, misinformation, and sleepless nights. The...Read More

The Mysterious Critic of East Brunswick East Brunswick has its fair share of local characters, but none as enigmatic and contentious as the infamous “Noel Smith.” Recently, the buzz on group texts and the local Facebook group, Eyes on EB, has reached a crescendo. Who is this top contributor who seems to know so much...Read More