In a twist of fate that could only be described as “The Day the Music Died,” East Brunswick’s decline can be traced back to one fateful event: the closing of K-Mart. On a chilly January day in 2019, the lights of the last K-Mart in East Brunswick dimmed for the final time, leaving a void...Read More

In a world where grocery store checkout lines become the battlegrounds for social justice, and feta cheese serves as the frontline of entitlement wars, our town has reached new heights—or perhaps depths—of absurdity. When Cheese Becomes a Political Statement Picture this: a serene Sunday afternoon at a popular supermarket, where shoppers meander through aisles, basking...Read More

In the bustling metropolis of East Brunswick, where the population soars and the garbage piles higher, the community has found a unique way to bond over one of life’s less glamorous tasks: missed garbage pickups. Let’s dive into the delightful chaos that ensues when 25,000 garbage pickups a week leave behind a trail of uncollected...Read More

I’m In a nail-biting, edge-of-your-seat contest with the entire county on the edge of their seats, Neal Shah clinched the Republican County Committee seat in District 37 by an unprecedented 2-0 margin. Yes, you read that right—a whopping two votes to none! In an election that will surely go down in history books, Neal Shah...Read More

In the wake of the recent controversy surrounding the East Brunswick High School yearbook, our community finds itself grappling with a sensitive issue that demands careful consideration and empathy. The incident, where the Jewish Student Union’s photo was replaced with one showing Muslim students, has understandably sparked outrage and confusion. As we navigate through this...Read More

A Paw-sitively Confusing Morning This morning, residents of Lawrence Brook were treated to an unexpected visitor: a black bear, who we’ll call Barry. Barry, in his quest for a quiet stroll, seems to have sparked a minor uproar in our usually tranquil community. The local authorities have assured us that there’s no need for panic—Barry...Read More

The Mysterious Case of the Fugitive Fowl In a thrilling suburban saga that’s got everyone clucking, a chicken has daringly escaped into the urban wilds of East Brunswick, leading to a loud social media scramble. Peter first spotted this feathered desperado, a local Facebook savant, nonchalantly strutting down Sheridan Avenue—presumably after jaywalking. Community Crusaders and...Read More

Swingin’ in the Suburbs Breaking News: Local Lovebirds Are Flocking to Underground Swingers Club East Brunswick, a quiet suburban town known for its great schools and friendly community, has a hidden secret—an underground swingers club! Yes, you heard that right. While most of us are catching up on Netflix or attending BOE  meetings, a group...Read More

A Community in Crisis Welcome, dear readers of Eyes on EB, to another thrilling episode of “East Brunswick Drama Unplugged.” Today, inspired by an epic Facebook thread, we dive into the perilous world of plumbing and community discourse. Buckle up for a rollercoaster of emotions, technical debates, and, of course, unsolicited advice. The Catastrophe Strikes “The...Read More

Construction and Community Banter The Eternal Construction Chronicles East Brunswick seems to be on a perpetual quest to redefine the concept of “forever under construction.” Johanna articulates our collective despair: “The traffic in East Brunswick is so ridiculous now.” Jon echoes the sentiment with a prophetic twist about the empty new apartments, hinting at an impending population boom....Read More