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Welcome to the Satire Section of Eyes On Eb, where wit meets wisdom in our unique take on the world’s happenings. Here, we explore a range of topics through a satirical lens, offering a humorous perspective designed to entertain and provoke thought. Our satirical posts use irony, exaggeration, and humor to critique societal norms, politics, and cultural phenomena. Dive into this section for a clever and playful exploration of current events, where laughter is used as a tool to reflect and critique.

Mar

The Epic East Brunswick Bin Battle

March 31, 2024ByEyes On EBInRobert Wilson, satire

A Saga of Suburban Skirmish In the usually tranquil town of East Brunswick, a storm was brewing, not in the skies, but on the seemingly innocuous terrain of the local Facebook group. The catalyst? A perplexing disparity in the distribution of garbage and recycling bins that spiraled into what will henceforth be known in the...

East Brunswick Bin Revolution The Garbage Can Controversy Ignites

Mar

East Brunswick’s Bin Revolution: The Garbage Can Controversy Ignites

March 17, 2024ByEyes On EBInRobert Wilson, satire

In the gossipy but tranquil suburb of East Brunswick, a new chapter in community engagement has been unwittingly authored, not by profound political movements or groundbreaking local achievements, but by the humble introduction of new garbage cans. This narrative, now affectionately or perhaps infamously known as “Garbage Can Gate,” has become a microcosm of modern...

Mar

Raccoon Rascals: The Great Garbage Gambit of East Brunswick

March 15, 2024ByEyes On EBInRobert Wilson, satire

In the gossipy township of East Brunswick, a seemingly innocuous change was about to unleash chaos in the local raccoon community. The introduction of new, state-of-the-art garbage cans, meant to be effortlessly lifted and emptied by the garbage trucks, was initially seen as a setback for the neighborhood’s most cunning nocturnal foragers. The Dilemma: High-Flying...

Mar

The Great East Brunswick Bin Bonanza – A Tale of Wine, Waste, and Worry

March 7, 2024ByEyes On EBInRobert Wilson, satire

In the leafy lanes of East Brunswick, a storm is brewing, and it’s not just the remnants of last night’s Merlot swirling down the drain. The good citizens, particularly the vigilant East Brunswick Moms, are up in arms over a pressing issue that threatens the very fabric of their eco-conscious community: the Great Garbage Can...

Mar

East Brunswick Trash Talk

March 6, 2024ByEyes On EBInRobert Wilson, satire

The Gripping Tale of the East Brunswick Garbage Grabber In the quaint town of East Brunswick, a saga unfolded that would forever change the landscape of local forums and Facebook groups. It was not a scandal of political corruption, nor was it a groundbreaking technological advancement. No, dear readers, it was something far more mundane,...

Jan

The Great Curl Debacle of East Brunswick: A Tale of Hair, Hilarity, and $10

January 17, 2024ByEyes On EBInRobert Wilson, satire

In the quaint town of East Brunswick, a storm brewed in the most unexpected of places: a Facebook thread. The saga began with Meg, a self-proclaimed connoisseur of hair care and veteran of the Manhattan salon scene, who visited Sweeney Todd on Ryders Lane for a simple wash and blowout. Little did she know that...

Jan

The Sweet Nostalgia of Mickey’s Donut Land

January 9, 2024ByEyes On EBInRobert Wilson, satire

Remember the good old days when your taste buds danced to the sugary symphony of Mickey’s Donut Land? Well, the real East Brunswick folks know what’s up, and they’re giving a shout-out to the OG of doughnuts. Let’s take a delightful trip down memory lane and pay our respects to the doughnut kings of yesteryears. ...

Dec

The Great Bicentennial Park Graffiti Saga: A Tale of Vandals, Vigilantes, and Very Concerned Citizens

December 28, 2023ByEyes On EBInRobert Wilson, satire

The Drama Unfolds In the tranquil realm of Bicentennial Park, a Facebook post by Bonnie, a top contributor, sparked a social media whirlwind. “I’m so tired of seeing garbage and graffiti at Bicentennial Park,” she declared, igniting a saga filled with armchair detectives, art critics, and the enigmatic silence of the Mayor. The Concerned Citizen...

Dec

The Great Dusal’s Debate: A Culinary Clash on Social Media

December 23, 2023ByEyes On EBInRobert Wilson, satire

The Enthusiastic Endorsement: Danielle’s Devotion In the bustling world of Facebook, where opinions flow as freely as the comments on a viral cat video, Danielle, from East Brunswick and an avid social media user, took a moment to sing the praises of Dusal’s Restaurant in Milltown. With the zeal of a poet, she declared it...

Dec

The Great Tree Debate of East Brunswick

December 22, 2023ByEyes On EBInsatire

A Question of Property Rights In the peaceful town of East Brunswick, a seemingly mundane question about tree removal sparked an unexpectedly lively debate among the local Facebook community. It all began with Barbara, a top contributor, suggesting that while one can do what they want on their own property, it’s wise to consult neighbors...

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