The Drama Unfolds In the tranquil realm of Bicentennial Park, a Facebook post by Bonnie, a top contributor, sparked a social media whirlwind. “I’m so tired of seeing garbage and graffiti at Bicentennial Park,” she declared, igniting a saga filled with armchair detectives, art critics, and the enigmatic silence of the Mayor. The Concerned Citizen...Read More

The Enthusiastic Endorsement: Danielle’s Devotion In the bustling world of Facebook, where opinions flow as freely as the comments on a viral cat video, Danielle, from East Brunswick and an avid social media user, took a moment to sing the praises of Dusal’s Restaurant in Milltown. With the zeal of a poet, she declared it...Read More

A Question of Property Rights In the peaceful town of East Brunswick, a seemingly mundane question about tree removal sparked an unexpectedly lively debate among the local Facebook community. It all began with Barbara, a top contributor, suggesting that while one can do what they want on their own property, it’s wise to consult neighbors...Read More

A Community on a Mission In the quiet town of East Brunswick, an urgent query broke the tranquility of an otherwise normal day. At precisely 1:20 PM, local author Apple, posed a seemingly innocent yet intriguing question: “Does anyone see a UPS truck in East Brunswick right now?” Little did Apple know, this simple inquiry...Read More

Unleashing Generosity In her quest, Cathy Marie reaches out to the compassionate community of East Brunswick, her voice echoing with hope and resilience. She humbly asks her neighbors for a helping hand, believing in the power of community to lift up one of their own and her faithful, four-legged companion in their time of need....Read More

Drains, Drains Everywhere, But Not a Drop Should There Be! East Brunswick residents are waking up to a quirky scenario that seems straight out of a suburban sitcom. According to local reports, a peculiar situation has unfolded across the town: while some drains are sparkling clean, others appear to have been forgotten by the forces...Read More

In the bustling town of East Brunswick, a Facebook group became the epicenter of a heated debate that would rival the intensity of any town council meeting. This wasn’t about taxes or traffic, but something far more critical to the suburban soul: DIY home repairs. The Quest for Plumbing and Electrical Enlightenment Leading the charge...Read More

  The Parental Plea: Simplify Math! In a stunning display of parental concern, an East Brunswick parent, let’s call her ‘Jane Doe’ (because real names are too hard, just like math, apparently), has launched a campaign to simplify math in the local grammar school curriculum. “Why should math be hard?” Jane laments, “My child should...Read More

In a world filled with politics and power plays, it’s often hard to discern fact from fiction. Enter Eyes On EB, a blog that’s here to keep you informed, entertained, and engaged while holding residents and elected officials, and everyone in between, accountable – all in a satirical style reminiscent of The Onion and The...Read More