East Brunswick—It’s a fact universally acknowledged that when a community cares deeply about its education system, a simple Board of Education just won’t cut it. Enter the need for a Citizens’ Oversight Committee (COC)—and not just any COC, we’re talking a Big COC.
Who’s Got the Biggest COC?
The quest for COC isn’t just about oversight; it’s about making a statement. Bernie, the self-titled Citizens’ Oversight Committee King (COCK), thinks he’s up for the job. But is his COC big enough to handle the task, or is it all just pomp and no circumstance?
The Role of COC
Here’s what the COC will do:
- Tight Oversight: Keep an eye on the budget tighter than a last-minute prom dress. If money’s slipping through the cracks, COC will catch it.
- Financial Vigilance: Monitor spending with the precision of a cat watching a laser pointer. Nothing gets past the COC, not even an extra zero on a superintendent’s lunch tab.
- Engagement Extravaganza: Turn those boring board meetings into blockbuster nights. Think American Idol, but with budget spreadsheets and tax levies.
But Wait, There’s More—Introducing the COC Watch!
Not everyone can handle being part of the COC—it requires stamina, dedication, and a keen eye for detail. For those who prefer to assist from the sidelines, we’re setting up the COC Watch. Think of it as the neighborhood watch, but for school board shenanigans.
COC Watch members will be the eyes and ears on the ground, sending in tips whenever they smell something fishy at the board—or even if they just overhear something juicy at the local coffee shop. It’s community involvement at its finest (or nosiest).
Don’t Forget the Small Balls!
In every big game, the small balls matter just as much as the big plays. That’s why our COC will pay attention not only to the big-ticket items like construction projects and superintendents’ salaries but also to the smaller, often overlooked expenditures. Every small ball counts when it comes to ensuring our kids get the best educational bang for our taxpayer bucks.
Wrapping It Up
Let’s face it, a COC might sound like a laugh, but the underlying principle is no joke. With a proper COC in place, we can make sure that the Board of Education’s decisions are transparent, accountable, and in the best interests of our children and our community.
So, let’s rally together, East Brunswick! Let’s not just talk about oversight—let’s be about it. Let’s build a COC that’s not only big but bold and focused on the future of our town’s education.
