Rob W BANNED from “East Brunswick Helping Each Other”

But Honestly, It’s Been Kind of Lame Anyway

It’s official — Rob W has been banned from East Brunswick Helping Each Other.
And you know what? He actually gets it.

Look, every now and then — not much recently — Rob W would stumble across a post so absurd, so unintentionally comedic, that he couldn’t help but have a little fun. You know, like the time someone made a multi-comment thread about a carcass on the sidewalk of Ryders Lane… or when five different people were going off about loud mufflers ruining the fabric of our society.

Let’s be real — if you’ve ever read that group, you know exactly the kind of posts we’re talking about.

“It’s all good, I get it,” Rob W said with a grin. “It’s been pretty lame for a while. I mean how many times does one have to hear about loud mufflers or carcasses on the sidewalk of Ryders Lane?”

It’s not that Rob was trying to be a problem. It’s just… when the content hands you comedy gold, sometimes you have to say something.

But the group slowly turned from a helpful community board into a digital version of, “Can I speak to the manager?” A lot of noise. Not a lot of help. And the good stuff? Few and far between.

“I was never the brightest guy anyhow,” Rob added. “But reading the group, I had a drop in my IQ by 15 points.”

Still Watching Through the Backdoor ?

Despite the ban, Rob W still has eyes on things — thanks to a few loyal screenshot-senders and backdoor channels (shhh ?). So if you think you’re safe from Rob seeing your post about the kids riding bikes too fast near Summerhill, think again.

And no hate here — seriously. This isn’t shade.
This is just the truth. With a little seasoning.

“No hard feelings. Just love,” Rob said. “I actually understand. But if we’re being honest, the group should be renamed East Brunswick Dumbing Down Each Other. That’s not a knock, that’s just where we’re at.”

So now, Rob W returns full-time to Eyes on EB, where satire still lives, common sense still breathes, and nobody gets blocked for cracking a joke about a possum.

Stay weird, East Brunswick. We’re watching.