Rob W BANNED from “East Brunswick Helping Each Other”

But Honestly, It’s Been Kind of Lame Anyway

It’s official — Rob W has been banned from East Brunswick Helping Each Other.
And you know what? He actually gets it.

Look, every now and then — not much recently — Rob W would stumble across a post so absurd, so unintentionally comedic, that he couldn’t help but have a little fun. You know, like the time someone made a multi-comment thread about a carcass on the sidewalk of Ryders Lane… or when five different people were going off about loud mufflers ruining the fabric of our society.

Let’s be real — if you’ve ever read that group, you know exactly the kind of posts we’re talking about.

“It’s all good, I get it,” Rob W said with a grin. “It’s been pretty lame for a while. I mean how many times does one have to hear about loud mufflers or carcasses on the sidewalk of Ryders Lane?”

It’s not that Rob was trying to be a problem. It’s just… when the content hands you comedy gold, sometimes you have to say something.

But the group slowly turned from a helpful community board into a digital version of, “Can I speak to the manager?” A lot of noise. Not a lot of help. And the good stuff? Few and far between.

“I was never the brightest guy anyhow,” Rob added. “But reading the group, I had a drop in my IQ by 15 points.”

Still Watching Through the Backdoor 👀

Despite the ban, Rob W still has eyes on things — thanks to a few loyal screenshot-senders and backdoor channels (shhh 🤫). So if you think you’re safe from Rob seeing your post about the kids riding bikes too fast near Summerhill, think again.

And no hate here — seriously. This isn’t shade.
This is just the truth. With a little seasoning.

“No hard feelings. Just love,” Rob said. “I actually understand. But if we’re being honest, the group should be renamed East Brunswick Dumbing Down Each Other. That’s not a knock, that’s just where we’re at.”

So now, Rob W returns full-time to Eyes on EB, where satire still lives, common sense still breathes, and nobody gets blocked for cracking a joke about a possum.

Stay weird, East Brunswick. We’re watching.