Building Community One Laugh at a Time At Eyes On EB, our main goal is crystal clear: to forge a strong, united community. But let’s be honest, this isn’t just about holding hands and singing “Kumbaya.” While we strive to bring everyone together, we’re not afraid to stir the pot when needed. Yes, we aim...Read More

East Brunswick—It’s a fact universally acknowledged that when a community cares deeply about its education system, a simple Board of Education just won’t cut it. Enter the need for a Citizens’ Oversight Committee (COC)—and not just any COC, we’re talking a Big COC. Who’s Got the Biggest COC? The quest for COC isn’t just about...Read More

When Men Just Can’t Take a Joke Women Love Eyes on EB—Their Husbands, Not So Much There’s a new epidemic sweeping East Brunswick, and no, it’s not another tax increase—it’s Eyes on EB Derangement Syndrome (EOEB-DS). It primarily affects middle-aged men who take life way too seriously, spend too much time being outraged, and have...Read More

Let’s be honest—if our little local blog gets you all worked up, you might have bigger issues than the latest East Brunswick drama. After all, enjoying a good read requires an appreciation for wit, timing, and a little bit of passion—three things that, let’s face it, also apply to other important areas of life. The...Read More

Our Unofficial Yet Proud Title It’s official, unofficially official, or just plain old gossip-worthy news: Jasmine Fresco, East Brunswick’s very own queen of subtweets, has crowned Eyes On EB with the prestigious title of #GossipRag. And you know what? We absolutely agree with her! From Humble Beginnings to Gossip Gold What started as a quaint...Read More

Let’s keep this simple—if you don’t want attention, stop acting like an unpaid town crier, announcing every minor inconvenience like it’s breaking news. But some of you just can’t resist. You insert yourself into drama, get called out, and then act shocked when people pay attention. So, here’s a step-by-step guide to not being an...Read More

From Online Discussions to TV Drama East Brunswick’s bustling online community from “East Brunswick Helping Each Other” is gearing up to spill over into your living rooms with the upcoming “Real Housewives of East Brunswick.” This isn’t just your garden-variety reality show; it’s a high-stakes, high-drama showcase of the most spirited debates and camaraderie that...Read More

Because Someone Needs to Fix This Mess EAST BRUNSWICK— In a stunning display of leadership (or desperation, depending on who you ask), Rob W has officially demanded to be appointed as the Supreme Director with BIG BALLS overseeing the operation, Overlord, and Financial Savior of East Brunswick’s newly proposed BOE DOGE (Department of Oversight, Governance,...Read More

By Eyes on EB Staff Once upon a time, in a land where budget cuts are just misunderstandings and transparency is an ancient relic, the East Brunswick Board of Education embarked on an exciting new mission: revolutionizing how our children learn to read! And by “revolutionize,” we mean completely ignoring the science of reading and...Read More

If Rob W. Was Mayor: Blue Ribbon Believers Would Be Deported to Spotswood East Brunswick has many problems, but one of the most egregious offenses plaguing our town is the continued and delusional belief that we are a “Blue Ribbon School District.” That’s right, folks—if I, Rob W., were mayor, any person who utters this...Read More