Who’s Really to Blame for Unheard Candidates? In the lively political landscape of East Brunswick, it’s election season again, and the community is abuzz. This time, the controversy isn’t about the EB BOE candidates themselves, but about who’s hogging the spotlight. According to an anonymous poster on an East Brunswick forum, the four candidates who...Read More

The Mystery of the Morning Marauder Debra from Summerhill Road section had a rough start to her day, waking up to find that someone had liberated a package from her doorstep before the clock struck 7 AM. She took to NextDoor, pleading with the thief, who’s undoubtedly a dedicated reader of neighborhood forums, to kindly...Read More

East Brunswick—You know, it’s not every day you find a local hero, but sometimes, amidst the chaos of screeching tires, pop-up drag races, and emoji-filled social media threads, one brave soul stands out. Enter Melissa GTA, our very own voice of reason in this wild, gasoline-fueled adventure on Route 18. The Great Race Debate: Are...Read More

A Plea For Help It’s time for a serious public service announcement, folks. There’s a man out there suffering silently, and his name is Rob W. For years, he’s been the go-to guy for all the juicy, classified, hush-hush information in town. And while he’s managed to keep these secrets locked up tighter than a...Read More

Few incidents will smell as infamous as the Great Stench Mystery of Cranbury Road in the annals of East Brunswick lore. As residents clamored to solve this olfactory offense, social media became the battleground for theories ranging from mundane to conspiratorial. The Scent Begins It started innocently enough when John posted a query that wafted...Read More

A Helpful Post on Helping Each Other! In the bustling world of East Brunswick, where the quest for a good deal is almost as fervent as the quest for a good burger, there emerges a hero from the shadows of the Burger King drive-thru. Meet Gary Hoffman, a “top contributor” on local social media, whose...Read More

Jets Over EB! When the skies over East Brunswick buzzed with the roar of fighter jets, the local Facebook community took off on a commentary flight that was part spectacle, part mystery theater. Here’s how the drama unfolded, with the residents playing their parts to perfection. “Where Are They Even Going?!” – The Conversation Takes...Read More

In a bold throwback to traditional politics, East Brunswick candidates are once again hitting the pavement, taking a page from the ancient Jehovah’s Witnesses playbook with a return to door-knocking. This not-so-novel strategy has residents recalling a simpler, albeit annoying, time when the only knocks on doors were either to share scripture or sell vacuum...Read More

In the quaint and paradoxical land of East Brunswick, a new trend is sweeping through the community forums and coffee shops: the desire for world-class dining and shopping experiences—but only if they miraculously appear without any construction or higher-end living choices for people who can actually afford these luxuries. Residents are also up in arms...Read More

Wake-Watching Here at Eyes On EB, we take our commitment to neutrality seriously, especially regarding elections. That’s why we’re keeping mum on the name of the local elected official who’s taken a novel approach to campaigning—by crashing community wakes to win hearts and votes. It’s an unusual strategy, but hey, who are we to judge...Read More