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satire

Welcome to the Satire Section of Eyes On Eb, where wit meets wisdom in our unique take on the world’s happenings. Here, we explore a range of topics through a satirical lens, offering a humorous perspective designed to entertain and provoke thought. Our satirical posts use irony, exaggeration, and humor to critique societal norms, politics, and cultural phenomena. Dive into this section for a clever and playful exploration of current events, where laughter is used as a tool to reflect and critique.

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21
Dec

The Great UPS Truck Hunt of East Brunswick

December 21, 2023ByIn,
A Community on a Mission In the quiet town of East Brunswick, an urgent query broke the tranquility of an otherwise normal day. At precisely 1:20 PM, local author Apple, posed a seemingly innocent yet intriguing question: “Does anyone see a UPS truck in East Brunswick right now?” Little did Apple know, this simple inquiry...
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20
Dec

East Brunswick’s Heartwarming Canine Crusade: A Tale of Community Compassion

December 20, 2023ByIn,
Unleashing Generosity In her quest, Cathy Marie reaches out to the compassionate community of East Brunswick, her voice echoing with hope and resilience. She humbly asks her neighbors for a helping hand, believing in the power of community to lift up one of their own and her faithful, four-legged companion in their time of need....
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18
Dec

A Look at East Brunswick’s Drain Dilemma

December 18, 2023ByIn,
Drains, Drains Everywhere, But Not a Drop Should There Be! East Brunswick residents are waking up to a quirky scenario that seems straight out of a suburban sitcom. According to local reports, a peculiar situation has unfolded across the town: while some drains are sparkling clean, others appear to have been forgotten by the forces...
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16
Dec

The Great Handyman Hoax: Why East Brunswick’s Cousin Bob Isn’t a Plumbing Prodigy

December 16, 2023ByIn,
In the bustling town of East Brunswick, a Facebook group became the epicenter of a heated debate that would rival the intensity of any town council meeting. This wasn’t about taxes or traffic, but something far more critical to the suburban soul: DIY home repairs. The Quest for Plumbing and Electrical Enlightenment Leading the charge...
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13
Dec

East Brunswick Parent’s Crusade: ‘Make Math Easier, or My Kid Might Actually Have to Study!'”

December 13, 2023ByIn,
  The Parental Plea: Simplify Math! In a stunning display of parental concern, an East Brunswick parent, let’s call her ‘Jane Doe’ (because real names are too hard, just like math, apparently), has launched a campaign to simplify math in the local grammar school curriculum. “Why should math be hard?” Jane laments, “My child should...
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03
Dec

Eyes On EB: Holding Residents and Elected Officials Accountable with a Satirical Twist

December 3, 2023ByIn,
In a world filled with politics and power plays, it’s often hard to discern fact from fiction. Enter Eyes On EB, a blog that’s here to keep you informed, entertained, and engaged while holding residents and elected officials, and everyone in between, accountable – all in a satirical style reminiscent of The Onion and The...
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