Cricket. A game of finesse, strategy, and centuries of tradition. But that was before. Before one man dedicated himself to reinventing the sport with a gym-honed physique, unmatched confidence, and a playing style that some call “innovative” and others call “chaotic.” That man? Rob “Wicket McSticky” W. And with the grand opening of the new...Read More

Doctor Mayor vs. The Unsolvable Equation In the great town of East Brunswick, where the grass is green and the taxes are greener, we find ourselves at a familiar crossroads: the budget crisis. The latest debate has Doctor Mayor Brad at the center, juggling spreadsheets, community outrage, and a very large “NO” button that everyone...Read More

East Brunswick’s favorite digital soap opera continues, this time with a special pyrotechnic episode featuring the mysterious case of the missing alerts and a not-so-secret fireworks display. Buckle up, residents, it’s going to be a loud and confusing ride! The Sound of Silence (or Was It an Explosion?) Our story begins on a seemingly quiet...Read More

The Unsportsmanlike Conduct of a DEI Consultant In what might be the most ironic fumble of the year, Ryan Caldwell, an alleged expert in Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI), has been spectacularly booted from his job. Caldwell, renowned for advising on tolerance and respect, switched fields to intolerance and disrespect at a Philadelphia Eagles vs....Read More

Just when you thought East Brunswick had discussed every topic worth debating, Gary H. strikes again with a Facebook thread that managed to rack up over 100 comments in just a few hours. The topic? The deeply divisive question of whether or not it’s socially acceptable—or even remotely necessary—to back into a parking space. Yes,...Read More

It was supposed to be the savior of Hardenburg and Fresh Ponds Road, the shining beacon of traffic regulation to finally bring order to this dangerous intersection. Instead, the first day of the new traffic light working has been, well, let’s just say, less than successful. Another T-Bone Incident? Already? As EMS and tow trucks...Read More

The Day Nothing Happened and Everyone Talked About It It was just another day on Cranbury Road—sun shining, birds chirping, and a cement truck quietly pouring its heart out alongside a stoic cop car guarding the mundane from becoming chaos. This scene, so typical yet so critical, captured the heart of Farrah, a top contributor...Read More

The Utter Absurdity of Bureaucracy When Bicycles Become Bureaucratic Nightmares Ah, East Brunswick, where the simple act of riding a bicycle is transformed into a bureaucratic odyssey of epic proportions. Forget the days when hopping on your two-wheeler was a carefree activity. No, in this town, it’s a journey through forms, inspections, and a Kafkaesque...Read More

At a recent town council meeting, Eyes on EB was present not only to report but also to support the crucial advocacy work of East Brunswick TNR & Rescue. This vital community organization, led by Lindsay Margossian’s determined efforts, has been a pivotal force in managing the local stray and feral cat populations. However, their...Read More

The Perils of Urban Wildlife: Or Why My Yorkie Might Be a Fox-Hunting Prodigy Welcome to another thrilling episode of suburban wildlife misadventures, brought to you by the vigilant citizens of East Brunswick! In today’s issue, we delve deep into the harrowing tales of Mr. Fox and his escapades, which have sparked a fiery debate on...Read More