Just when you thought East Brunswick had discussed every topic worth debating, Gary H. strikes again with a Facebook thread that managed to rack up over 100 comments in just a few hours. The topic? The deeply divisive question of whether or not it’s socially acceptable—or even remotely necessary—to back into a parking space. Yes,...Read More

It was supposed to be the savior of Hardenburg and Fresh Ponds Road, the shining beacon of traffic regulation to finally bring order to this dangerous intersection. Instead, the first day of the new traffic light working has been, well, let’s just say, less than successful. Another T-Bone Incident? Already? As EMS and tow trucks...Read More

The Day Nothing Happened and Everyone Talked About It It was just another day on Cranbury Road—sun shining, birds chirping, and a cement truck quietly pouring its heart out alongside a stoic cop car guarding the mundane from becoming chaos. This scene, so typical yet so critical, captured the heart of Farrah, a top contributor...Read More

The Utter Absurdity of Bureaucracy When Bicycles Become Bureaucratic Nightmares Ah, East Brunswick, where the simple act of riding a bicycle is transformed into a bureaucratic odyssey of epic proportions. Forget the days when hopping on your two-wheeler was a carefree activity. No, in this town, it’s a journey through forms, inspections, and a Kafkaesque...Read More

At a recent town council meeting, Eyes on EB was present not only to report but also to support the crucial advocacy work of East Brunswick TNR & Rescue. This vital community organization, led by Lindsay Margossian’s determined efforts, has been a pivotal force in managing the local stray and feral cat populations. However, their...Read More

The Perils of Urban Wildlife: Or Why My Yorkie Might Be a Fox-Hunting Prodigy Welcome to another thrilling episode of suburban wildlife misadventures, brought to you by the vigilant citizens of East Brunswick! In today’s issue, we delve deep into the harrowing tales of Mr. Fox and his escapades, which have sparked a fiery debate on...Read More