The Drama Unfolds In the tranquil realm of Bicentennial Park, a Facebook post by Bonnie, a top contributor, sparked a social media whirlwind. “I’m so tired of seeing garbage and graffiti at Bicentennial Park,” she declared, igniting a saga filled with armchair detectives, art critics, and the enigmatic silence of the Mayor. The Concerned Citizen […]
The Enthusiastic Endorsement: Danielle’s Devotion In the bustling world of Facebook, where opinions flow as freely as the comments on a viral cat video, Danielle, from East Brunswick and an avid social media user, took a moment to sing the praises of Dusal’s Restaurant in Milltown. With the zeal of a poet, she declared it […]
A Question of Property Rights In the peaceful town of East Brunswick, a seemingly mundane question about tree removal sparked an unexpectedly lively debate among the local Facebook community. It all began with Barbara, a top contributor, suggesting that while one can do what they want on their own property, it’s wise to consult neighbors […]
A Community on a Mission In the quiet town of East Brunswick, an urgent query broke the tranquility of an otherwise normal day. At precisely 1:20 PM, local author Apple, posed a seemingly innocent yet intriguing question: “Does anyone see a UPS truck in East Brunswick right now?” Little did Apple know, this simple inquiry […]
Unleashing Generosity In her quest, Cathy Marie reaches out to the compassionate community of East Brunswick, her voice echoing with hope and resilience. She humbly asks her neighbors for a helping hand, believing in the power of community to lift up one of their own and her faithful, four-legged companion in their time of need. […]
Drains, Drains Everywhere, But Not a Drop Should There Be! East Brunswick residents are waking up to a quirky scenario that seems straight out of a suburban sitcom. According to local reports, a peculiar situation has unfolded across the town: while some drains are sparkling clean, others appear to have been forgotten by the forces […]
In the bustling town of East Brunswick, a Facebook group became the epicenter of a heated debate that would rival the intensity of any town council meeting. This wasn’t about taxes or traffic, but something far more critical to the suburban soul: DIY home repairs. The Quest for Plumbing and Electrical Enlightenment Leading the charge […]
The Parental Plea: Simplify Math! In a stunning display of parental concern, an East Brunswick parent, let’s call her ‘Jane Doe’ (because real names are too hard, just like math, apparently), has launched a campaign to simplify math in the local grammar school curriculum. “Why should math be hard?” Jane laments, “My child should […]
In a world filled with politics and power plays, it’s often hard to discern fact from fiction. Enter Eyes On EB, a blog that’s here to keep you informed, entertained, and engaged while holding residents and elected officials, and everyone in between, accountable – all in a satirical style reminiscent of The Onion and The […]