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Voucher Roulette: Will East Brunswick Spin the Wheel or Steady the Ship?

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Guest Post by Neal Shah, BOE Candidate – 3-Year Term
Picture this. It’s a chilly morning next year. You grab the mail, toss a few flyers aside, and there it is a white envelope from the township. The school tax bill. You expect the usual small bump, maybe two percent. You open it… and your stomach drops. One word jumps out: “Increase.”
No shiny new snowplows. No upgraded turf field. So what gives?
Trenton passed a voucher-style law. That means state funding will follow kids wherever they go not just to private schools, but also to charter schools and even public schools in other districts through “school choice” programs. When students leave, part of our state aid goes with them. To make up the gap, our local levy swells.
Florida’s already been here. Two years after going all in on universal choice, they’re spending around $3.9 billion a year. Districts that once bragged about low taxes are cutting electives and warning homeowners to expect higher bills. In New Jersey where we already have the nation’s highest property tax rate at 2.23 percent the squeeze would hit us even faster.

The “Two Percent Cap” That’s More of a Loophole

It sounds simple: school taxes can’t go up more than two percent a year. But the law actually works more like a running tab over three years. If the Board of Education raises taxes less than two percent one year, they can stash the leftover amount in a “cap bank.” Later, they can use that banked amount on top of a new increase no public vote needed.
Here’s how East Brunswick played it:
    •    2023-24 Levy up 1.93 percent. The leftover 0.07 percent (about $330,000) goes into the cap bank.
    •    2024-25 Board taps into the new 2 percent plus 2.10 percent from past banked amounts. That’s a 4.10 percent hike.
    •    Today 0.78 percent remains in the cap bank about $1.15 million available until the 2026-27 budget.
What $1.15 Million Means at Your Kitchen Table
    •    2024-25 total levy: $147,019,950
    •    Cap bank left: 0.78 percent = $1,147,800
    •    Occupied homes in EB: 18,181
That’s about $63 per household around $16 a quarter. Not back-breaking if it’s blended into a normal year’s bill, but a real sore spot if it’s stacked on top of other increases.

Why November’s Election Is the Fork in the Road

The people you elect to the Board of Education will decide whether next year’s tax letter reads “We regret to inform you…” or “We planned ahead, and here’s your cushion.”
When you see candidates at your door or at a debate, try asking:
    •    Do you speak budget or just bumper sticker?
    •    How many choice-leaving students equal a $3 million aid loss?
    •    Have you mapped how many charter, private, and out-of-district public school seats are within 15 miles to know if we’ll lose or maybe gain students?
Because once the cap bank is empty, the choices shrink to three: raise taxes again, cut teachers, or borrow money.
Seeds for a Smarter Plan
    1.    Run simple “what if” tests what happens if enrollment rises or falls by 10 percent? Share results in plain English.
    2.    Build a rainy day reserve worth two percent of our state aid so we’re ready when funding drops.
    3.    Set class size guideposts that trigger action before rooms get overcrowded.
    4.    Ask Trenton for “impact aid” now, while school choice bills are still being written.
    5.    Publish a quarterly snapshot levy, cap bank, class sizes, reserves so facts outrun rumors.
Skip these steps and the big conversation next year will be: which elective gets cut first?

One Envelope, Two Futures

That envelope on your kitchen table holds two possible futures. In one, the increase is small, cushioned by planning. In the other, it’s a jump paired with staff cuts and bond talk because planning never happened.
Election Day is your steering wheel. Grip it. Because preparation not just optimism is what keeps classrooms running, teachers balanced, and property values steady when voucher roulette spins our way.

A Challenge to All BOE Candidates: Unblock Each Other and the Community

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At Eyes on EB, we believe leadership should be open, not closed off. That means welcoming transparency and conversation, even when it’s uncomfortable. Today, we are putting out a challenge to every candidate running for the East Brunswick Board of Education:

Unblock your opponents. Unblock the residents. Stop hiding behind filters and walls.

Why This Matters

When someone runs for public office, especially for a role that oversees the future of our schools, they should be prepared for public dialogue. That includes questions, concerns, pushback, and yes, even criticism.

Too often, we see candidates making posts or comments while blocking people who might disagree. What happens then? You create a one-sided story. You make bold claims with no opportunity for others to respond. That is not leadership. That is control.

If you are serious about serving this town, you should be equally serious about engaging with the people who live in it. That includes those who do not agree with you.

The Eyes on EB Challenge

Here is the challenge we are issuing today:

  • Unblock residents you have restricted (safety first)

  • Unblock the other candidates you are running against

  • Allow people to comment and ask questions without fear of being removed

  • If you manage a group that discusses public matters, do not censor based on personal disagreements

Let your ideas stand up to debate. Let voters see how you respond when someone challenges you. That is the true test of leadership.

We Are Paying Attention

Eyes on EB will be watching closely. If you are a candidate who chooses to speak only to those who agree with you, we will make a note of it. If you are someone who allows open conversation, even with your critics, we will make a note of that too.

This election is not just about your platform. It is about your behavior. If you are unwilling to engage with the very people you hope to represent, that speaks volumes.


Be transparent. Be accountable. Let the people speak.
The challenge is out there. Let’s see who is ready to meet it.

Camille Snaps While the Village Rallies: A Tale of One Helpful Facebook Thread Gone Off the Rails

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It started with a simple question…

In true East Brunswick fashion, what began as a wholesome homeschooling mom’s question about busing quickly turned into a full-on episode of Real Housewives of Middlesex County.

Jenna, new to town and curious about enrolling her kids in public school, innocently asked:

“Hi we are a homeschooling family… any info on busing? Like does it start on the first day?”

Cue the villagers.

Lisa swooped in with helpful advice. Megan Farrell gave a masterclass on the East Brunswick school system, PowerSchool, and district busing logistics. Melinda shared heartwarming tales about the preschool program. Alyssa added logistical gems. Even Natalie jumped in with info on a homeschool support community called The CALM Academy — and yes, posted a flyer.

It was everything a new parent could ask for from a town Facebook group.

But then…

Enter Camille, Stage Left (With Caps Lock On)

Three hours late and clearly three coffees too deep, Camille stormed the thread like she was auditioning for a one-woman production of Karen Unhinged: The Musical.

“HAVE YOU CALLED THE BOARD OF EDUCATION? DUH… Get off your duff and seek information first hand. Don’t be a lemming.”

Ah yes, the ol’ “duff” insult. A forgotten relic of 1990s sitcom moms everywhere. Camille didn’t just suggest calling the board. She demanded it — with the type of energy normally reserved for someone who just found out the bagel store gave her lite cream cheese.

The Clapback Heard ‘Round EB

To her credit, Jenna didn’t take the bait. In what should be enshrined in the East Brunswick Hall of Fame for Classy Responses to Public Meltdowns, she replied:

“I hope you have the day you deserve, hun 💕”

Boom. Mic drop. The digital equivalent of sipping a pumpkin spice latte while someone screams about taxes at the DMV.

The town may not have Farrell’s anymore, but we still know how to put on a show.

The Rest of the Comment Section Was a Cozy Hug

The majority of commenters rallied around Jenna. Bus routes were explained. Preschool options were shared. One mom even opened her digital arms and invited Jenna to message her privately about homeschooling support.

Camille may have taken the path of keyboard destruction, but the rest of the community? They built a bridge. A bridge made of genuine, helpful advice, warm welcomes, and passive-aggressive sparkly heart emojis.

Final Thoughts

If you’re new to East Brunswick and wondering whether our Facebook groups are helpful — yes. Absolutely. Just know that every once in a while, a Camille might burst through the door like the Kool-Aid Man in a rush of CAPS LOCK and misplaced rage.

But don’t worry — someone like Jenna will always be there to defuse the drama with a smile, a heart emoji, and the phrase that now belongs on a T-shirt:

“Have the day you deserve, hun 💕”

How Eyes on EB Is Becoming the Go-To Source for Everything East Brunswick

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If you’re looking to stay informed about what’s happening in East Brunswick—from school updates and town council decisions to community issues and local elections—Eyes on EB is quickly becoming the page residents turn to.

Bring Back the Magic of a Place Like Farrell’s in East Brunswick

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There was a time when East Brunswick had a place that wasn’t just a restaurant but a community hub of fun, laughter, and memories—Farrell’s. It sat right where Twisted Crab is now, which was once the Tilted Kilt, near the other entrance of Brunswick Square Mall. There was another entrance by where the bank used to be.  Farrell’s closed its doors in December 1991, but the memories it left behind still feel fresh for those who grew up here.

Farrell’s was the spot for birthdays, celebrations, and even those “pretend birthdays” we all fibbed about just to get the waiters and waitresses marching around with the drum. The staff would parade through the restaurant singing at the top of their lungs while banging the iconic drum, making everyone in the place smile. It didn’t matter if you were celebrating something real or not—just being at Farrell’s felt like a reason to celebrate.

A Place for Firsts

Farrell’s was where many of us had our first dates, nervous and excited, trying to impress someone over a ridiculously huge ice cream sundae. It was also where countless kids had their very first jobs, learning to serve up not just food but a kind of joy that you don’t see in restaurants today. There was something about the place that made everyone feel like they were part of the fun.

The Farrell’s Experience

The menu was as much a part of the magic as the atmosphere. It was printed like a newspaper, filled with quirky touches that made even ordering an adventure. And who can forget the crazy chicken prize machine? Kids would spend what felt like forever trying to win some tiny trinket, but walking away with that prize was a badge of honor.

The portions were over-the-top in the best way possible. There was always someone at the next table trying to conquer a Zoo sundae or another massive creation, while the servers, dressed in striped vests and bow ties, cheered them on. It was silly, fun, and completely unforgettable.

Why We Need a Farrell’s Today

East Brunswick could use something like Farrell’s again. A place that’s not just about food but about creating moments. We have plenty of restaurants now, but none that offer the kind of atmosphere where families, teens, and even seniors can all feel at home. Farrell’s gave us a place to laugh, to celebrate, and to connect. It was the spot where memories were made, from birthdays to first jobs to first dates.

Man, those were the days. And maybe, just maybe, it’s time for something like Farrell’s to return and bring back that spirit of fun and community we all miss so much.

3 Things We’d All Do If Farrell’s Came Back

  1. Plan a “Fake” Birthday Party – Admit it. Half the fun was watching the servers bang the drum and march around like it was the most important day of your life, even if it wasn’t your birthday. If Farrell’s came back, we’d all be guilty of doing it again.

  2. Tackle the Legendary Zoo Sundae – We’d grab a few friends, a couple dozen spoons, and dive into a mountain of ice cream like we were kids all over again.

  3. Feed Quarters Into the Crazy Chicken Machine – No matter how old we are now, we’d still be standing there, laughing, waiting for that silly chicken to cough up a prize. Some things never get old.

It’s Election Season: The Burner Accounts Will Be Coming Out to Play

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Ah, yes. Before you know it, the fresh layer of campaign signs will be sprouting up on every lawn like spring dandelions. And the real question on everyone’s mind: Will Noel Smith or Arturo Bandini make an appearance this year? Or maybe Alyssa Romano will return, ready to jump into the Facebook fray. One thing is certain—these burner accounts always crawl out from the shadows during election season, armed with half-truths, personal attacks, and enough drama to make a reality TV producer jealous.

These accounts don’t just throw out an opinion; they go for the jugular. They start making lies about candidates, twisting stories, and attacking anyone who dares to disagree with them. And the best part? They do it all while hiding behind fake names and a lame profile picture, hoping no one calls them out. Spoiler alert: we always do.


What’s the Deal with Burner Accounts Anyway?

Burner accounts are like dollar-store disguises—cheap, flimsy, and fooling no one. We all know Noel Smith, Alyssa Romano, and Arturo Bandini aren’t real people with deep political insights. They’re just the internet’s version of sock puppets, designed to stir the pot without getting their hands dirty.

Here’s the thing, though—Facebook isn’t as clueless as people think. Through IP addresses and account tracking, they can often tell which real profiles are linked to which burners. So, when someone starts running their mouth on a fake account, Facebook’s already got them pinned. It’s like trying to play hide-and-seek in a room with one chair.


Our Policy: Block and Roll

At Eyes On EB, we’re not giving the burners a platform. If you show up being rude, spreading lies, or causing chaos with your barely-used account that has three followers, you’re getting blocked faster than you can type “fake news.”

We love real discussions. We welcome passionate debates. But if you’re hiding behind a burner like Noel Smith or Alyssa Romano, you’re not part of the conversation—you’re part of the noise, and we don’t have time for that.


Why Burners Are the Worst

Normal trolls at least have the courage to say what they think under their actual names. Burner accounts? They’re the digital equivalent of throwing a rock and hiding behind a fence. They make lies, personal attacks, and snarky comments because they know if they used their real identity, they’d have to own it.

But here’s the truth—burners always expose themselves. The way they type, the stories they push, and their sudden obsession with one candidate are all dead giveaways. If you think we can’t spot you, think again.


A Word of Advice for Noel, Alyssa, and Arturo

If you’re coming out this election season with fake names and even faker stories, just know this: you’re wasting your time. We’ll block you, delete the nonsense, and move on while you’re still trying to figure out why no one’s buying your act.


Final Thought

Election season should be about real issues, real candidates, and real conversations—not burner accounts slinging mud from behind fake profiles. So, to Noel Smith, Alyssa Romano, and Arturo Bandini—if you’re out there sharpening your keyboards, just know we’re watching, and your “anonymous” act isn’t fooling anyone.

Eyes On EB will keep it clean, block the burners, and let the actual conversations take center stage. The rest of you? Grab your popcorn. It’s going to be a wild ride.

Farewell to the 7-Eleven at Rues Lane & Summerhill – Home of the Questionable Hot Dog and Legendary Slurpees

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Well, East Brunswick, we’ve lost a legend. After 50 years of late-night snacks, brain-freezing Slurpees, and questionable hot dogs that spun on the roller just a little too long, the 7-Eleven at the corner of Rues Lane and Summerhill Road has closed its doors.

For so many of us, this wasn’t just a convenience store – it was the convenience store. It’s where we grabbed our first Big Gulp, testing just how much soda a human body can actually hold. It’s where we made those 2 a.m. snack runs, daring to take a bite of that lonely hot dog that looked like it had seen some things. It’s where, on countless mornings, we stumbled in for a quick cup of coffee that might not have been fancy, but it was there when we needed it.

The Roller Grill of Risk-Takers


If you grew up here, you know the roller grill wasn’t just about food – it was a test of courage. You’d look at that hot dog or taquito spinning for what seemed like days, and think, “Do I feel lucky?” Sometimes you did. Sometimes you regretted it. Either way, it was part of the 7-Eleven experience.

A Neighborhood Icon


This 7-Eleven sat proudly across from East Brunswick Magnet School and down the street from Hammarskjold, serving generations of kids grabbing candy after school, parents grabbing coffee before the morning rush, and just about everyone who needed something fast – from batteries to snacks to a little bit of nostalgia.

What We’ll Miss


We’ll miss the quick pit stops on the way to work, the 11 p.m. ice cream runs, and the comfort of knowing that if you needed something random – a lighter, a loaf of bread, and a pickle in a bag – they had you covered.

As they send us just about half a mile down the road to the 7-Eleven on Main Street or Old Stage Road, we can’t help but feel this one hits different. Rues Lane and Summerhill wasn’t just a store – it was part of the East Brunswick story.

East Brunswick Realtors: The Ultimate Hustlers

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By Rob W. 

Let’s be clear about something right out of the gate: East Brunswick realtors are some of the hardest hustlers you will ever meet. These folks have the grind down to a science. When you need someone to get your house sold, they’ll market, stage, negotiate, and smile their way through it all like it’s the Olympics of real estate. And trust us, they would all medal. Gold, silver, and bronze — they’re taking the whole podium.

But when R.S. posted about her friend’s 2400 sqft East Brunswick home, we got to see that hustle in its purest form. The comment section turned into a realtor roll call. It was like the Realtor Hunger Games. Everyone showed up, business cards flying, headshots shining (some clearly taken back when flip phones were still a thing).


Realtor Catnip
A post like this? It’s not just tempting — it’s irresistible. It’s Facebook’s version of crack for realtors. Imagine dangling a tray of Chick-fil-A spicy sandwiches in front of people who’ve been fasting for 48 hours. That’s what a “Should my friend sell her house?” post is like for an EB realtor.

The moment that post went live, you could practically hear keyboards firing across Middlesex County:
“Hi R.S.! I’d be happy to help. DM me!”
“Call me, my advice is free!”
“I sold a house on your block in less than a week!”

It wasn’t just a thread — it was a real estate convention.


The Realtor Archetypes (Now With Real Lines Straight From the Thread)

  • The Glamour Shot: Every other business card features that iconic “arms crossed with a confident smile” pose — usually from 2009 but still working its magic.

  • The Fast-Talker: “I can have it sold and closed before school starts… buyers are eager to get in before school begins so they’re more motivated to close quickly.” – G.M.

  • The Review Bragger: “Check my reviews. I’m very proud of them. I utilize an awesome professional photographer and put our best foot forward for you.” – B.L.

  • The Ninja: “Sent you a DM.” (We see you, stealth mode.)

  • The Advice Giver: “Feel free to call anytime, my advice is free.” – M.M.

  • The “I Won’t Spam You” Friend: “If she’s interested, please reach out, I won’t spam your inbox.” – M.F.

  • The New Blood: “I just got my broker’s license if she needs someone aggressive, attentive, cooperative, responsive, and well-versed in the local market.” – J.D.


A Hustle Like No Other
What’s so impressive is how fast they move. Realtors don’t just comment — they pounce. If East Brunswick ever hosts the Realtor Olympics, events would include:

  • Speed Commenting: Who can drop their business card first?

  • Headshot Glow-Up: Awarded to the agent whose photo looks the most like their 2007 LinkedIn profile.

  • Open House Stamina: Last one standing after 12 showings in one weekend wins the crown.

You won’t find a group with more hustle than the EB real estate crew. They know how to work it, and when the opportunity shows up, they always show out.


Anna Braun Announces Run for a Three-Year Term on the East Brunswick Board of Education

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East Brunswick, NJ – July 25, 2025 – Anna Braun, a lifelong East Brunswick resident and retired music educator, has announced on her Facebook page that she is running for a three-year term on the East Brunswick Board of Education in the November 4, 2025 election. Braun is currently serving a one-year term on the Board.

“Thanks to the MANY people who signed my nominating petition, I’m officially running for the EB Board of Education (again!), but this time for a three-year term,” Braun wrote on Facebook. “I am humbled by the words of encouragement that are coming in! Thank you for your support!!!”

A member of the East Brunswick High School Class of 1981, Braun spent 34 years teaching instrumental music at Irwin, Hammarskjold, and Churchill before retiring. She holds a BA in Music Education (K-12), a Master of the Art of Teaching, and a Doctor of Education in Teacher Leadership. Her career highlights include being named a NJ Master Music Teacher, receiving the NJ Governor’s Award in Arts Education, and being honored with the EB Education Foundation’s “Partners in Excellence” award.

Braun also played a key role in advocating for the 2004 bond referendum that expanded schools and funded the Performing Arts Center at Hammarskjold, which has since become a cornerstone for music and theater in the district.

By Rob Wilson

tips@eyesoneb.com

Your Voice, Our Reach: Connecting East Brunswick Together

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At Eyes On EB, we are proud to have built a platform that connects East Brunswick residents with the stories, updates, and conversations that truly matter. Over the past year, our local Facebook page has grown into a trusted community hub, reaching thousands of people every week. This reach isn’t just a number to us — it’s an opportunity to bring our neighbors closer together, amplify important voices, and give local stories the attention they deserve.


A Platform Built for the Community

Eyes On EB was started with one goal: to keep East Brunswick informed and engaged while having a few laughs. From covering Board of Education updates to highlighting events, we’ve always believed that local news and conversations should be accessible to everyone. Along the way, we’ve seen just how powerful our audience is — when we share a post, it doesn’t just get seen, it gets talked about, shared, and acted on.

We believe that our platform is more than just ours; it belongs to the community. That’s why we want to extend our reach to you. Whether you have an important message, a story that deserves attention, or a cause that needs local support, Eyes On EB is here to help you share it.


Who Can We Help?

The beauty of East Brunswick lies in its diversity — of people, ideas, and passions. We know that not everyone has a loud voice online, and we want to help change that. Here are some ways we can partner with you:

  • Local Campaigns and Announcements – Are you running in a local election or campaign? Use our platform to introduce yourself, explain your ideas, and connect with voters in a meaningful way.

  • Small Business Owners – Want to showcase your products, share a grand opening, or let the town know about a promotion? We love supporting local businesses.

  • Nonprofits and Community Groups – Whether it’s a charity event, volunteer opportunity, or fundraiser, we want to highlight the good work being done in our town.

  • Local Politicians and Leaders – If you need to explain complex issues or clarify decisions, we can help bridge the gap between you and residents.

  • Special Events and Personal Stories – From school events to inspiring stories, there’s always room for something that connects neighbors on a personal level.


Let’s Do the Neighborly Thing

Eyes On EB has always been about more than just news — it’s about community. Sharing our reach with you is our way of saying thank you for being part of this town we all call home. If you have something worth sharing, don’t hesitate to reach out.

We’re here to be a voice for East Brunswick, and we would love to collaborate with anyone who has something positive, meaningful, or thought-provoking to bring to the table. Let’s continue to build this community together, one story at a time.