Eyes on EB Summer Break

Our Chill Mode Is Officially Activated

It’s summer, folks. And here at Eyes on EB, we’re kicking back, relaxing, and putting the drama in a ziplock bag where it belongs—at least for now.

So if you’re an elected official and you’ve been saving up your one and only DUI for the right moment—congratulations, that moment is now. Just… don’t hurt anybody, please. We’d rather not interrupt our beach day to write about your mugshot.

Lights, Camera, Poor Judgment

Are you thinking about getting yourself caught on a body cam scolding one of East Brunswick’s finest officers for doing their job? Well, bless your heart—you’ve chosen the perfect season. Our editorial energy is currently running on SPF 50 and lemonade, so we’ll probably only post a nostalgic throwback with a gentle caption like:
“Remember when town officials used to behave in public?”
No promises though. If your rant is extra spicy, we might still cut our pool day short.

Name-Calling? Maybe Hold Off on That One.

Now, if you were planning to publicly call someone a fat pig this summer, well… maybe hold that L. Even in our off-season, that’s just gross. Go roast a marshmallow instead. We’ll wait.

Summer Content Forecast: 100% Nostalgia with a Chance of Complaints

For the rest of the summer, we’re staying light. We’ll be focusing on things that really matter, like:

• Which local diner had the best grilled cheese in 1993

• People freaking out because garbage day got moved

• Extremely passionate posts about pool passes and leaf pickup

• The great cicada panic of ’25 (you know it’s coming)

But Don’t Worry… We’ll Be Back in Full Petty Glory

Election season is around the corner, and you know we’re not sitting that one out. We’ll be digging through ELEC reports, counting fake endorsements, and tracking the number of times someone uses the phrase “for the kids” without irony.

Until then, enjoy the peace. But remember: if you screw up, and it’s just too good, we’ll find a way to work it in between retro TV posts and passive-aggressive lawn sign commentary.

Happy summer, East Brunswick. Stay hydrated, stay out of trouble—or don’t.