Ridiculousness
Once a Prom King, Now a Problem for the Status Quo
Spoiler: He Already Peaked in 1990, and That’s Why He Doesn’t Need Your Approval
Listen, Rob W isn’t here to join the circle of self-proclaimed...
Eyes on EB Proudly Welcomes Every Apartment Ever Built… and Then Some
More Apartments? More Traffic? More Views? Yes, Please.
Here at Eyes on EB, we’ve been watching East Brunswick grow faster than a middle school rumor...
Welcome to East Brunswick: Where Time Stands Still and Traffic Doesn’t
“You can’t spell congestion without E-B.”
Joe started it. “I have no idea how East Brunswick is even a decent town anymore,” he typed in...
The Legend of Chadwick Breeze: The Greatest Lie Ever Told
Every now and then, a figure emerges so effortlessly cool, so undeniably magnetic, that people can’t help but gravitate toward them.
Enter Chadwick Breeze—the man,...
The Day That Changed Everything for Rob W.
December 17, 1981: The Coldest Birthday of Them All
Winter birthdays are tough. You can’t have a pool party, nobody wants to go outside, and...
If You Hate Eyes on EB, You’re Probably Bad in Bed
Let’s be honest—if our little local blog gets you all worked up, you might have bigger issues than the latest East Brunswick drama. After...
East Brunswick Needs COC: Oversight Like Never Before!
East Brunswick—It's a fact universally acknowledged that when a community cares deeply about its education system, a simple Board of Education just won’t cut...
How NOT to Bring Attention to Yourself
Let’s keep this simple—if you don’t want attention, stop acting like an unpaid town crier, announcing every minor inconvenience like it’s breaking news. But...
The Art of Outsmarting a Narcissist: A Masterclass by the East Brunswick BOE Leadership
Leadership That Understands the Game
Give credit where credit is due—our current East Brunswick Board of Education leadership has cracked the code on dealing with...