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Just the Tip: Smoke Gets in Your Eyes (and Your Group Chat)

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It started as a peaceful spring day in East Brunswick. Birds were chirping, windows were open, allergies were flaring—and then came The Shift. According to...

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Just the Tip: Smoke Gets in Your Eyes (and Your Group Chat)

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East Brunswick Shook: Residents Investigate Mysterious “Explosion” with Zero Clues and Maximum Theories

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The Garbage Truck That Blocked a Nation: One Man’s Driveway, One Town’s Divided Soul

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April 21–22, 2025 – East Brunswick High School Sports Recap

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🐻 East Brunswick High School Sports Recap 📅 April 21–22, 2025 🏌️‍♀️ Girls Golf April 21 – vs. West Windsor-Plainsboro South Result: Loss, 186–192Despite the loss, EB’s top...

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Welcome to East Brunswick: Where Time Stands Still and Traffic Doesn’t

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The Day That Changed Everything for Rob W.

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East Brunswick Needs COC: Oversight Like Never Before!

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The Art of Outsmarting a Narcissist: A Masterclass by the East Brunswick BOE Leadership

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Rob “Wicket McSticky” W. Declares Cricket Domination

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Rob W Demands Supreme Control Over East Brunswick’s BOE DOGE

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The Great Lanyard Escapade: Unraveling the Threads of Local Politics

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Jasmine Fresco and the Great Change Charade

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The Great Bicentennial Park Graffiti Saga: A Tale of Vandals, Vigilantes, and Very Concerned Citizens

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How Much to Give and Who Really Deserves It?

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The Great Handyman Hoax: Why East Brunswick’s Cousin Bob Isn’t a Plumbing Prodigy

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The Great Package Heist of East Brunswick

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The Seville Diner Murder

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Today years since one of the most notorious and still-unsolved murders in East Brunswick history. On April 12, 2007, Frank Lagano, a 67-year-old reputed associate...

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