🚛 EAST BRUNSWICK, NJ — In a scandal rocking the quiet cul-de-sacs of suburbia, a garbage can was allegedly placed gasp directly in front of a driveway on Tuesday morning. The accused? One of East Brunswick’s...Read More
East Brunswick Woman Quoted $19.50 for Pizza Lunch, Briefly Considers Taking Out a Loan In a tale that has shaken the community more than a missed garbage pickup or a downed tree on Summerhill, an...Read More
“All we asked for was proof of income, not a zoo permit.” It started with a post. A simple, innocent question from Jordan:“Hey everyone! My husband and I own a rental, and we just had...Read More
“You can’t spell congestion without E-B.” Joe started it. “I have no idea how East Brunswick is even a decent town anymore,” he typed in all caps lock energy, even though he didn’t use caps....Read More
A Look Back Nearly 94 Years Ago As we take a look back nearly 94 years ago, the quiet town of East Brunswick found itself in the headlines for reasons both shocking and deeply tragic. On...Read More
H2: The Bar That Made You Thirsty—By Making You Wait Well, folks, it’s official—Bar Louie at Brunswick Square Mall has closed its doors. Pour one out (yourself, because no one from Bar Louie’s old crew...Read More
The Reality Behind the Revisions at HUES The current East Brunswick Board of Education budget proposal for 2025-2026 includes significant changes that have caused confusion and concern among residents. One of the most critical issues...Read More
Does the BOE President Understand the Chain of Command? Recently, it was suggested that our Board of Education (BOE) President, Heather G., believes that Superintendent VV writes his own goals without substantial involvement or guidance...Read More
A Look Back at Route 18’s Development Route 18 has long been the lifeline of East Brunswick, a critical artery connecting communities, businesses, and commuters throughout Central Jersey. But its journey from a simple roadway...Read More
The Old Bridge Turnpike, also known as the New Brunswick–East Brunswick Turnpike, stands as a testament to the evolution of transportation in Central New Jersey. Established in the mid-19th century, this road played a crucial...Read More
Route 18 Closure Commuters Rejoice: A Week of Unexpected Adventures Awaits! EAST BRUNSWICK, NJ — In what experts are calling “a groundbreaking initiative in the war against smooth travel,” Route 18 will be closed and...Read More
Eyes on EB Has Been a Little Too Serious Lately… So Let’s Have Some Fun! East Brunswick residents awoke this morning to a sky so suspiciously streaked with smoke that Facebook’s finest minds immediately took...Read More
East Brunswick has been here before. In the early 1980s, the district faced budget constraints and declining enrollment, leading to the proposed closure of Irwin Elementary School and either Lawrence Brook Elementary School or Memorial Elementary School. The reasoning at the time...Read More
Recently, we put together a spreadsheet compiling information from the publicly available BOE meeting minutes to get a clearer picture of how much was spent on the Temporary Classroom Units (TCUs). These modular classrooms were meant to...Read More
Every now and then, a figure emerges so effortlessly cool, so undeniably magnetic, that people can’t help but gravitate toward them. Enter Chadwick Breeze—the man, the myth, the lifestyle. He lived by a simple truth:...Read More
December 17, 1981: The Coldest Birthday of Them All Winter birthdays are tough. You can’t have a pool party, nobody wants to go outside, and if there’s even a hint of snow in the forecast,...Read More
A Congressional Campaign in Disguise? Brought to you by the fine folks who are apparently paying for it. Ah, East Brunswick, the town where transparency is a foreign concept, and taxpayer dollars magically transform...Read More
The Pathetic Literacy Program Survey A Survey Designed for Damage Control, Not Truth If you’ve had the misfortune of reading the district’s latest literacy program survey, you might have mistaken it for an honest attempt...Read More
⚠️ Beekman Road Shut Down for the Annual Amphibian Migration 🦎⚠️ Residents of East Brunswick, brace yourselves—it’s that time of year again! The annual salamander migration is upon us, and like tiny, slimy jaywalkers, they...Read More
The Taxpayer’s Palace: East Brunswick, welcome to the latest chapter in our ongoing saga of fiscal brilliance. Once upon a time, the Board of Education told us we needed emergency classroom units—the TCU trailers—so urgently...Read More
Understanding the Shadows of Support We’ve observed an interesting phenomenon through our Facebook metrics: a significant portion of our audience, who do not follow or openly like our page, consistently engages with our content, such...Read More
Building Community One Laugh at a Time At Eyes On EB, our main goal is crystal clear: to forge a strong, united community. But let’s be honest, this isn’t just about holding hands and singing...Read More
East Brunswick—It’s a fact universally acknowledged that when a community cares deeply about its education system, a simple Board of Education just won’t cut it. Enter the need for a Citizens’ Oversight Committee (COC)—and not...Read More
When Men Just Can’t Take a Joke Women Love Eyes on EB—Their Husbands, Not So Much There’s a new epidemic sweeping East Brunswick, and no, it’s not another tax increase—it’s Eyes on EB Derangement Syndrome...Read More
Let’s be honest—if our little local blog gets you all worked up, you might have bigger issues than the latest East Brunswick drama. After all, enjoying a good read requires an appreciation for wit, timing,...Read More
Our Unofficial Yet Proud Title It’s official, unofficially official, or just plain old gossip-worthy news: Jasmine Fresco, East Brunswick’s very own queen of subtweets, has crowned Eyes On EB with the prestigious title of #GossipRag....Read More
Let’s keep this simple—if you don’t want attention, stop acting like an unpaid town crier, announcing every minor inconvenience like it’s breaking news. But some of you just can’t resist. You insert yourself into drama,...Read More
Leadership That Understands the Game Give credit where credit is due—our current East Brunswick Board of Education leadership has cracked the code on dealing with a very specific breed of individual: the local narcissist. Not...Read More
Cricket. A game of finesse, strategy, and centuries of tradition. But that was before. Before one man dedicated himself to reinventing the sport with a gym-honed physique, unmatched confidence, and a playing style that some...Read More
From Online Discussions to TV Drama East Brunswick’s bustling online community from “East Brunswick Helping Each Other” is gearing up to spill over into your living rooms with the upcoming “Real Housewives of East Brunswick.”...Read More
