A Tale of Irony and Disappointment The Dawn of Change… Or So We Thought Once upon a time in the not-so-far kingdom of East Brunswick, there emerged a bright star on the political horizon, Jasmine Fresco. She promised a new era filled with “Integrity, Inclusion, Innovation.” For months, Jasmine’s charmed her way into the hearts […]
The Tipping Conundrum Tipping: A Community Dilemma or Just Another Tuesday in East Brunswick? In the bustling community of East Brunswick, a hot topic has emerged on social media, sparking a robust debate that could only be rivaled by discussions of property taxes and the mystery of disappearing single socks. Kenny, an apparently popular figure […]
Is Rob W. Banned for Life at The AxeCeptional Experience? In a twist of fate that nearly turned disastrous, Rob W., the enigmatic local figure known for his quirky demeanor, had his first axe-throwing experience at the soon-to-open The AxeCeptional Experience, located in the East Brunswick Square Mall. Despite an awkward start that almost got […]
In a town where the most exciting airborne event used to be a Frisbee stuck in a tree, the recent swarm of drones over East Brunswick has given everyone something to buzz about—literally. But let’s dive into what’s really happening in our skies, with a healthy dose of speculation and satire, because, at Eyes on […]
Big Brother? Nope, Just Little Old Us East Brunswick residents, we’ve heard your murmurs, your whispers, and the occasional screams of panic. Yes, it’s true. The Eyes on EB Spy Sky Drones are out and about, buzzing through the skies like overly curious bumblebees—but sleeker and with a flair for surveillance. And no, this isn’t […]
A Warning Signal: The Hidden Dangers in Public Spaces In recent days, a concerning incident reported in the Spotswood ShopRite parking lot has heightened awareness about personal safety and the less-visible tactics that might be used to compromise it. A note, simply containing a name and phone number, was left on a car—uninvited and unsettling. […]
When Kristin shared her story on Facebook about taking a dog she’s caring for to the local dog park, it sparked a heated debate about the merits—and pitfalls—of these public canine playgrounds. Her first visit was a success, but the second was, in her words, “the polar opposite.” What followed was a cascade of advice, […]
It’s that time of year again, folks—when the East Brunswick Christmas tree graces our town with its presence, sparking debates more heated than a Black Friday fight over a toaster. This year, the tree has been dubbed by some as “straight out of a Hallmark movie,” but let’s pump the brakes on the holiday cheer […]
The Tale of a Thousand Opinions Ah, East Brunswick—a town where community spirit thrives, and so does unsolicited commentary. A recent Facebook post set the neighborhood ablaze like it was Black Friday at Costco, all over a misdelivered package and some missing camera parts. Let’s unpack this (pun intended) tale of drama, finger-pointing, and unsolicited […]
If there’s one thing that binds East Brunswick residents together, it’s their undying commitment to dissect every inch of local development—especially when it involves the shiny new Dollar Tree near Brothers Pizza. The local forum has been ablaze with comments, opinions, and heated balloon debates, because why focus on global issues when we’ve got helium […]