Stefanelli Unleashed: Insurance Claims and Insane Claims EAST BRUNSWICK, NJ — It appears the long arm of justice (or at least someone typing in all caps from their phone at 2am) has reached into the township and gripped Eyes on EB in its sausage-fingered grasp. That’s right, folks. Eyes on EB is officially… under investigation. […]
As LD-18 Voters Lose Their Choices, the Silence Is Deafening “In case you didn’t know – the NJ Dem political machine filed paperwork over the weekend to get 6 of our assembly candidate challengers thrown off the ballot. They are scared what happens when voters have choices in a primary.”– Steve Fulop, March 31, 2025 […]
When Transparency Becomes Inconvenient On February 26, 2025, East Brunswick Superintendent Dr. Victor Valeski sent a letter to the New Jersey Department of Education (NJDOE) Ethics Commission requesting an advisory opinion. The subject? Whether Board Member Dr. Lou Figueroa should be restricted from voting on certain “key issues.” Specifically, it appears that Dr. Valeski wants […]
By Eyes on EB Investigative Dining Division – Forks Up, Eyebrows Raised If you’ve driven past Route 18 lately, you may have noticed a peculiar phenomenon: lights flickering inside the Seville Diner. A few cars parked suspiciously straight, as if someone dared to parallel park without divine intervention. Could this mean what we think it […]
🚛 EAST BRUNSWICK, NJ — In a scandal rocking the quiet cul-de-sacs of suburbia, a garbage can was allegedly placed gasp directly in front of a driveway on Tuesday morning. The accused? One of East Brunswick’s mechanical-arm garbage trucks, code-named “Claw Daddy.” The incident, captured in a now-viral video by local resident John, has sparked a […]
East Brunswick Woman Quoted $19.50 for Pizza Lunch, Briefly Considers Taking Out a Loan In a tale that has shaken the community more than a missed garbage pickup or a downed tree on Summerhill, an East Brunswick woman walked into Frank’s Pizza at Mid-State Mall expecting lunch—and left with a fresh slice of existential dread. […]
“All we asked for was proof of income, not a zoo permit.” It started with a post. A simple, innocent question from Jordan:“Hey everyone! My husband and I own a rental, and we just had an applicant with two tarantulas, two boa constrictors, two frogs, and two lizards. We’ve never seen this before. Just curious, […]
“You can’t spell congestion without E-B.” Joe started it. “I have no idea how East Brunswick is even a decent town anymore,” he typed in all caps lock energy, even though he didn’t use caps. “40 minutes to get out of East Brunswick today! Let’s build 100 more complexes so we can’t even move in […]
A Look Back Nearly 94 Years Ago As we take a look back nearly 94 years ago, the quiet town of East Brunswick found itself in the headlines for reasons both shocking and deeply tragic. On the evening of July 12, 1931, a domestic dispute between father and son ended with shattered glass, bloodshed, and a […]
H2: The Bar That Made You Thirsty—By Making You Wait Well, folks, it’s official—Bar Louie at Brunswick Square Mall has closed its doors. Pour one out (yourself, because no one from Bar Louie’s old crew is coming to do it for you). For those unfamiliar, Bar Louie wasn’t just a bar—it was an experience. Mostly […]