The Van That Stirred Society Hill Somewhere between everyday errands and bus stops, a white van appeared in the Society Hill neighborhood, setting off a wave of intrigue, worry, and late-night conversations. One of the loudest voices, Julie, kicked things off with her now-iconic phrase, “It’s easy to make excuses to not think the worst […]
NJDOT Promises to Wrap Up Route 18 “Before You Know It”… in 2028 EAST BRUNSWICK, NJ — The infamous Route 18 Rehabilitation project in East Brunswick has officially become the town’s longest-running event, and it’s showing no signs of slowing down. The New Jersey Department of Transportation (NJDOT) recently updated the East Brunswick Council on […]
Why Stop at One Point of View When Chadwick Breeze Has So Many? With election season winding down, Chadwick Breeze—a man of unmatched intellect and razor-sharp “non-bias views about everything”—is preparing for a new chapter. Frustrated by the scarcity of individuals who can match his sophisticated thought process, Chadwick has come to a simple, yet […]
Welcome back, dear readers, to the East Brunswick Group of True Transparency, a place where the blocked, banned, and baffled gather to share their tales of exclusion from other groups and proudly wear their skeptical stripes. It’s a community where everyone has either been kicked out or left by choice, but one thing is clear: […]
There comes a time in every man’s life when he decides he’s had enough. For Rob W., that moment arrived last week. After enduring a series of brutal misunderstandings, public rants, and enough unsolicited opinions to fill a novel, he’s decided to take on a new identity. Meet Chadwick Breeze — a man who sees […]
Block Them First, Then Call Them Out: A Genius Strategy! The secret to dominating online debates isn’t a sharp intellect or a library of well-researched facts. No, no. The real strategy? Make sure you block the person before calling them out publicly. That way, they can’t defend themselves, and you automatically win! This method is […]
A Town’s Quest for Cleanliness EAST BRUNSWICK— In the heart of East Brunswick, where local news often involves school board elections and debates over speed bumps, the residents have now found themselves in the midst of a new mission—finding the perfect bidet. And let’s be clear, this isn’t just any casual search; it’s a full-blown […]
In a bold and unprecedented move, Rob W, East Brunswick’s most beloved content creator and man of mysterious allure, has officially declared that he will not be accepting any new friends for the remainder of 2024—and quite possibly for all of 2025. The reason? Objectivity. That’s right, folks, Rob W has decided that staying emotionally […]
A Lesson in School Board Transparency Wash and Repeat: The Board’s Favorite Dance Move So, once again, folks, we find ourselves being told by the powers that be: “Show up and speak your mind!”—only to be hit with the classic Wash, Repeat, Deflect maneuver when we actually take the time to show up, scramble for […]
In what is being described as the most terrifying event of the season, Krystal P. has managed to rattle the entire township of East Brunswick with nothing more than a few skeletons, a plastic pumpkin, and a questionable use of town property. It all began with a friendly knock on her door. A township official, […]