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Welcome to the Satire Section of Eyes On Eb, where wit meets wisdom in our unique take on the world’s happenings. Here, we explore a range of topics through a satirical lens, offering a humorous perspective designed to entertain and provoke thought. Our satirical posts use irony, exaggeration, and humor to critique societal norms, politics, and cultural phenomena. Dive into this section for a clever and playful exploration of current events, where laughter is used as a tool to reflect and critique.

Sep

The Great East Brunswick Nail Salon Exodus: Sue’s Disappearance Sparks Community Frenzy

September 29, 2024ByEyes On EBInRobert Wilson, satire

If there’s one thing the residents of East Brunswick can rally behind, it’s the pursuit of a perfect manicure. But recently, the local nail scene has been rocked to its very core by the shocking and sudden disappearance of none other than Sue. Yes, Sue—the one person who could effortlessly wield a cuticle pusher while...

Sep

Ban Books Week Sparks a Lively Debate

September 26, 2024ByEyes On EBInRobert Wilson, satire

Banned Books, Boring Threads, and Bewildered Comments More proof that you don’t need to participate in every thread, especially if you don’t know the facts. Ah, Banned Books Week—the time of year when libraries nationwide celebrate the freedom to read, and social media threads explode with heated debates. The East Brunswick Public Library has jumped...

Sep

Who Needs Informed Voters Anyway?

September 26, 2024ByEyes On EBInRobert Wilson, satire

Who’s Really to Blame for Unheard Candidates? In the lively political landscape of East Brunswick, it’s election season again, and the community is abuzz. This time, the controversy isn’t about the EB BOE candidates themselves, but about who’s hogging the spotlight. According to an anonymous poster on an East Brunswick forum, the four candidates who...

Sep

The Great East Brunswick Package Heist

September 25, 2024ByEyes On EBInRobert Wilson, satire

The Mystery of the Morning Marauder Debra from Summerhill Road section had a rough start to her day, waking up to find that someone had liberated a package from her doorstep before the clock struck 7 AM. She took to NextDoor, pleading with the thief, who’s undoubtedly a dedicated reader of neighborhood forums, to kindly...

Sep

Is Melissa Our Only Sane Hope on Route 18?

September 24, 2024ByEyes On EBInRobert Wilson, satire

East Brunswick—You know, it’s not every day you find a local hero, but sometimes, amidst the chaos of screeching tires, pop-up drag races, and emoji-filled social media threads, one brave soul stands out. Enter Melissa GTA, our very own voice of reason in this wild, gasoline-fueled adventure on Route 18. The Great Race Debate: Are...

Sep

Nextdoor: Where Facebook’s Flunkies Gather – Red Lobster Update!

September 23, 2024ByEyes On EBInsatire

If you’ve ever wondered where people who find Facebook too complicated go to air their grievances and share their hopes and dreams, welcome to Nextdoor. It’s the digital equivalent of yelling out your window, but with more passive-aggressive comments and fewer neighborhood watch patrols. The latest hot topic? The fate of our dearly departed Red...

Sep

Don’t Share Top Secrets If Rob W. Can’t Share Them Himself

September 22, 2024ByEyes On EBInRobert Wilson, satire

A Plea For Help It’s time for a serious public service announcement, folks. There’s a man out there suffering silently, and his name is Rob W. For years, he’s been the go-to guy for all the juicy, classified, hush-hush information in town. And while he’s managed to keep these secrets locked up tighter than a...

Sep

East Brunswick’s Pungent Puzzle: A Nose for News

September 18, 2024ByEyes On EBInRobert Wilson, satire

Few incidents will smell as infamous as the Great Stench Mystery of Cranbury Road in the annals of East Brunswick lore. As residents clamored to solve this olfactory offense, social media became the battleground for theories ranging from mundane to conspiratorial. The Scent Begins It started innocently enough when John posted a query that wafted...

Sep

The Great Gary’s Guide to Gourmet Savings

September 15, 2024ByEyes On EBInRobert Wilson, satire

A Helpful Post on Helping Each Other! In the bustling world of East Brunswick, where the quest for a good deal is almost as fervent as the quest for a good burger, there emerges a hero from the shadows of the Burger King drive-thru. Meet Gary Hoffman, a “top contributor” on local social media, whose...

Sep

East Brunswick’s Unscripted Airshow and the Ensuing Facebook Frenzy

September 14, 2024ByEyes On EBInRobert Wilson, satire

Jets Over EB! When the skies over East Brunswick buzzed with the roar of fighter jets, the local Facebook community took off on a commentary flight that was part spectacle, part mystery theater. Here’s how the drama unfolded, with the residents playing their parts to perfection. “Where Are They Even Going?!” – The Conversation Takes...

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