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Vermella Isn’t Done: Another 240 Apartments Are Already Approved on Route 18

A second Vermella apartment building, called Phase II in township records, was approved in 2024 but hasn't been built. It is separate from the District Walk townhomes and from Legacy Place on Tices Lane. Here's what was approved, and when it's scheduled.

A Love Letter to East Brunswick High School

By Rachel Botnick Dear East Brunswick High School, There is something...

Up to 250 Homes, Four Stories at Brunswick Square: What to Know Before Monday’s Council Meeting

The proposed redevelopment plan also allows four-story, 55-foot residential...

East Brunswick Is Changing How Bullying Reports Are Screened. Next Year’s Numbers Won’t Mean the Same Thing.

A proposed change in the September 10 Board of...

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Eyes on EB Proudly Welcomes Every Apartment Ever Built… and Then Some

Unmasking Noel Smith

Eyes on EB Urges Mayor to Avoid Parks Amid Rabies Concerns—We’re Genuinely Worried

Once a Prom King, Now a Problem for the Status Quo

Township Shaken by Halloween Decorations: Krystal’s House Brings East Brunswick to Its Knees

How East Brunswick’s Very Own Neal Shah Won Big

The Rise of Rachel B and Rob W: Coincidence or Radio...

The Unbiased Observer With No Friends

The Great Curl Debacle of East Brunswick: A Tale of Hair,...

Now’s the Time to Make Your Worst Decisions

The Legend of Chadwick Breeze: The Greatest Lie Ever Told

After a Rough Week, Rob W. Emerges as Chadwick Breeze: I’m...

The Great UPS Truck Hunt of East Brunswick

We Want Nicer Stores, Just Don’t Build Them: The Great East...

The Great Bicentennial Park Graffiti Saga: A Tale of Vandals, Vigilantes,...