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Vermella Isn’t Done: Another 240 Apartments Are Already Approved on Route 18

A second Vermella apartment building, called Phase II in township records, was approved in 2024 but hasn't been built. It is separate from the District Walk townhomes and from Legacy Place on Tices Lane. Here's what was approved, and when it's scheduled.

A Love Letter to East Brunswick High School

By Rachel Botnick Dear East Brunswick High School, There is something...

Up to 250 Homes, Four Stories at Brunswick Square: What to Know Before Monday’s Council Meeting

The proposed redevelopment plan also allows four-story, 55-foot residential...

East Brunswick Is Changing How Bullying Reports Are Screened. Next Year’s Numbers Won’t Mean the Same Thing.

A proposed change in the September 10 Board of...

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The Great Blue Cheese Crisis of East Brunswick

The East Brunswick Saga of the Broken Water Heater

After a Rough Week, Rob W. Emerges as Chadwick Breeze: I’m Not Here for a Long Time; I’m Here for a Good Time

The Great Chicken Escape

The Great UPS Truck Hunt of East Brunswick

Eyes on EB Urges Mayor to Avoid Parks Amid Rabies Concerns—We’re...

East Brunswick’s Never-ending Traffic Saga

The Eternal Paving of Summerhill Road

Is Melissa Our Only Sane Hope on Route 18?

East Brunswick’s Heartwarming Canine Crusade: A Tale of Community Compassion

The Great East Brunswick Feta Cheese Debacle: A Tale of Civic...

Once a Prom King, Now a Problem for the Status Quo

Raccoon Rascals: The Great Garbage Gambit of East Brunswick

East Brunswick’s Unofficial Air Show: Drones, Planes, or Alien Invaders?

The Misunderstood Wanderer of Lawrence Brook