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Top 3 Better Uses for the $28,000 Backstop

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Top 3 Better Uses for the $28,000 Backstop

If We’re Gonna Keep It, Let’s At Least Get Weird With It

So the town wants to spend $28,000 to remove a backstop—that big metal fence behind the baseball field. We can use “Bernie’s Landscaper”.

But what if, and hear us out… we don’t remove it?

Instead of burning through borrowed money to demolish something that’s done nothing wrong, we propose this:

Let’s keep the backstop—and make it the most iconic, under-budget feature East Brunswick has ever seen.

1. ? “The Backstop Garden of Reflection™”

Let’s turn this beast into a glorious vertical garden.

We wrap it in climbing roses, ivy, and maybe a few hanging baskets donated by the PTA. Science classes can study photosynthesis, art students can sketch it, and the custodians can passive-aggressively complain about bees. It’s hands-on education with thorns—what’s not to love?

Throw in a bench and a sign that says:

“Dedicated to the taxpayers who Googled what a backstop is.”

This becomes a peaceful place to think about how we almost spent $28K on removal. Bonus points if someone from the high school woodshop class builds a trellis that collapses if anyone says “fiscally responsible.”

2. ?️ The Temporary Office of VV & BG™

In a cost-cutting move, let’s just put a tarp over it and call it the new Administrative Executive Budget Coordination Pavilion.

Give VV and BG a couple folding chairs, clipboards, and maybe a space heater if they’re good. This keeps them far away from our students and maybe, just maybe, gives them time to reflect on why they tried to bury $28,000 in a bond for fence removal.

Think about it: no more heated offices, no rent, no distractions—just the humbling effect of wind, rust, and the distant sound of JV baseball practice.

Budget saved. Message sent.

3. ? “The Bernie Stash Compound™”

Instead of tearing it down, let’s enclose it with chain-link walls, a padlock, and zero supervision.

Boom. Now Bernie has a place to store all the confiscated microwaves, toasters, and Keurigs he’s quietly been disappearing from teacher lounges district-wide.

Teachers can make appointments to “visit” their former appliances like it’s a minimum-security prison for small electronics.

The best part? Every time a new teacher reports their coffee machine missing, we just add a shelf. Eventually, we open it to the public like a museum:

“Exhibit A: The Mr. Coffee that sparked a rebellion.”

Final Thought

You want to remove the backstop? Fine. But at least laugh with us on the way down. Or better yet—don’t remove it. Keep it. Transform it. Weaponize it for satire and passive resistance.

We’re East Brunswick. We pave fields for cricket. We can damn sure turn a fence into a cultural landmark.

Stay weird. Stay loud. And stay far away from VV’s tarp office.

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Eyes On EB
“Saving East Brunswick one sarcastic blog post at a time.”

BREAKING: Most of East Brunswick Just Found Out What a Backstop Is

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And Apparently It Costs $28,000 to Remove Them

In what’s possibly the most humbling moment since the “how do you pronounce Tices Lane” debate, a shocking discovery has rocked the community:

Most East Brunswick residents don’t know what a backstop is.

We’re talking about grown adults, many with kids in sports, scrolling through town forums, squinting at their screens and whispering, “Wait… what is a backstop?”

To be clear: it’s the big fence behind home plate at a baseball field. That’s it. It stops balls. Like… a literal backstop. The name kind of explains it.

And yet—here we are.

$28,000 to Remove a Fence Nobody Recognized

The town is borrowing $11.5 million, and one juicy line item that got everyone talking was this:
? $28,000 to remove a backstop.

And here’s how the community responded:

“I didn’t even know what a backstop was. I had to Google it.” – JM
“Can I offer to remove this backstop (which I had no idea what it was) for 10K?” – EI
“Wtf is a backstop?” – OD
“I just learned something new.” – BB
“I thought it was like a TopGolf thing.” – Someone who is now emotionally recovering

Honestly, we should’ve budgeted another $5,000 for group therapy.

Imagine the Confusion

If someone told you the town was spending $28K to remove a backstop and you thought they were referring to:

  • A cyberbullying prevention program

  • A mental health app

  • Or a safety feature on your car…

You’re not alone.

We had people genuinely wondering if the backstop was a code name for a failing school principal or a piece of Cold War infrastructure buried under the turf field.

One person asked if it had something to do with golf. Another offered to rip it down with a $100 angle grinder and a 6-pack of Monster.

This Explains Everything

Now it makes sense why no one questioned the cost. You can’t object to removing something if you don’t know what it is. That’s Budgeting 101.

“Remove the flux capacitor? Sure, sounds important.”
“How much?”
“$28,000.”
“Yeah, okay.”

The town council could’ve called it a “strategic linear vertical safety enhancement barrier” and people would’ve clapped.

Good News: We’re All Smarter Now

So to those of you who admitted you didn’t know—respect. You’re honest, brave, and exactly the kind of people this town needs… to stop borrowing money for dumb stuff.

You may not have known what a backstop was, but now you do. And now you also know that East Brunswick is spending nearly thirty grand to remove one—while students lose arts, languages, and programs that actually matter.

Next Week’s Blog?

We’re considering a field trip. We’ll walk up to the backstop—before it’s dramatically removed by a professional backstop removal team—and give it a final salute. Maybe a candlelight vigil. Maybe just a group photo with our tax bills.

Either way, stay tuned.

And if you’re still unsure what a backstop is, don’t worry—we’ll be spending thousands more to make sure it’s never your problem again.

? Only in East Brunswick.

East Brunswick Tournament Recap – Late May 2025

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? ⚾ Baseball – First Round Exit in CJG4

Game: East Brunswick vs. Franklin
Date: Tuesday, May 27, 2025
Tournament: NJSIAA Central Jersey Group 4 – First Round
Final Score: Franklin 2, East Brunswick 1
Record: EB ends season at 11–14

East Brunswick’s baseball team couldn’t quite get the bats going against Franklin’s ace Dylan Shah, who fanned 9 Bears over six innings. Hayden Dziubeck went the full 7 innings for EB, allowing just 2 earned runs on 6 hits, but the offense came up short, managing only 3 hits and a lone RBI from Tyler Zeichner. A tough, low-scoring loss to close out the season.

? Boys Tennis – CJG4 Quarterfinal & Semifinal Run

Quarterfinals: EB vs. Montgomery

Date: Tuesday, May 27, 2025
Final Score: East Brunswick 4, Montgomery 1
Record After Match: 11–6

The Bears bounced Montgomery out of the playoffs behind wins from Andrew Cui (1st singles), Ashwin Deodhar (3rd singles), and both doubles teams. EB’s second doubles duo of Ajay Geria and Timur Savin came up clutch with a 10–6 win in a third-set tiebreak.

Semifinals: EB vs. Marlboro

Date: Thursday, May 29, 2025
Final Score: Marlboro 3, East Brunswick 2
Final Record: 11–7

A tight one. EB’s doubles teams swept again—shoutout to Jayden He and Romit Shah for their straight-set win—but the singles couldn’t hold up against a tough Marlboro lineup. The Bears fall just one win shy of the sectional final.

? Softball – Rolling Through CJG4

First Round: EB vs. Hillsborough

Date: Thursday, May 29, 2025
Final Score: East Brunswick 11, Hillsborough 5
Record After Match: 24–3

Behind a dominant 4-run performance by Makenna Gay and 3 RBIs from Christina Lee, East Brunswick exploded for 15 hits. Anabella Stagliano went the distance in the circle, striking out 5 to advance to the quarters.

Quarterfinals: EB vs. South Brunswick

Date: Friday, May 30, 2025
Final Score: East Brunswick 3, South Brunswick 0
Record After Match: 25–3

Stagliano was lights out, tossing a complete-game 2-hit shutout with 10 Ks. Maria Rampolla, Arianna DeMaio, and Stagliano each had RBIs in a clean, controlled win. EB heads into the semifinals with serious momentum.

? Girls Lacrosse – CJG4 First Round

Game: East Brunswick vs. Bridgewater-Raritan
Date: Thursday, May 29, 2025
Final Score: Bridgewater-Raritan 20, East Brunswick 2
Final Record: 8–12–1

A dominant showing from Bridgewater, led by Giada Catanzaro’s insane 13-assist performance. Yana Popova and Gianna Stavola each found the net for EB, but the game got out of hand fast. A rough end to the season.

? Boys Lacrosse – CJG4 First Round

Game: East Brunswick vs. Hillsborough
Date: Thursday, May 29, 2025
Final Score: Hillsborough 13, East Brunswick 4
Final Record: 9–11

East Brunswick struggled to gain traction offensively, while Hillsborough’s Kevin Jones went off for 3 goals and 4 assists. Despite flashes of grit throughout the season, EB couldn’t pull together a playoff run.

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$28,000 to Remove Backstops—And a Whole Lot of Nerve to Borrow for It

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A Scoreboard Upgrade, Backstops Removal… and Nobody to Answer for It?

In a move that’s left many East Brunswick residents scratching their heads, the Township Council recently approved an $11.5 million bond ordinance. The money will be used for a long list of school district “capital improvements,” including:

  • A new roof for Irwin School ($3.5 million)

  • A replacement scoreboard

  • Turf field installation

  • PA systems and camera upgrades

  • Five new school buses

  • And, for reasons unknown to mankind, $28,000 to remove backstops

Let that sink in. In a district that just weathered a multimillion-dollar budget crisis—with program cuts and staff layoffs—we’re borrowing money to tear down a couple of backstops. Not fix it. Not replace it. Just remove it.

And the person behind this list of upgrades? The outgoing superintendent, who—along with the assistant superintendent—refused to show up and explain any of it. Councilman Wendell had asked them to attend a public meeting prior to the vote. They ghosted. Twice.

One Councilmember Deserves Credit

While most of the Council voted yes, Councilwoman Dana Winston abstained—a quiet but clear signal that something doesn’t sit right. In East Brunswick politics, that’s as close as you get to standing up and saying, “Nope, I’m not cosigning this mess.”

And she’s right.

How does a town approve millions in new debt when the very people requesting it won’t even face the public? How do you justify scoreboard upgrades and turf fields while cutting programs and preparing for another shortfall?

Some Things Are Needs. Others Are Just Expensive Impulses.

No one’s arguing that the Irwin School roof doesn’t need to be replaced. That’s real. Built in 1958, it’s been patched for decades. A bad roof ruins classrooms and costs more the longer you wait.

But a new scoreboard? A turf field? A $28,000 backstops removal?

That’s like saying, “Yeah, I can’t afford rent next month… but I really want a 75-inch TV and some patio lights to brighten the mood.”

If you’re broke, you don’t swipe the credit card on nonsense. You cut what’s non-essential and focus on survival. But in East Brunswick, the strategy seems to be: act like the money will magically appear, and hope no one notices until it’s too late.

Spoiler: people are noticing.

Red Flags Everywhere: What the Public Is Saying

Residents sounded the alarm well before this passed.

“While the need for a new roof may be justified, the remaining proposed projects do not appear to be urgent or of critical priority… The reappearance of this ordinance on the agenda, without substantial public discussion, raises concerns about a lack of transparency and the possibility of decisions being made outside the public eye.” – JW

There’s also the issue of how this bond is being handled. Several residents pointed out that if the school board had issued the bond directly, it would’ve required a public vote—and potentially even state reimbursement of 40%.

But they didn’t. They used the township’s bonding authority instead, likely to bypass voters and avoid scrutiny. That’s the kind of maneuver that would make a political strategist blush.

“If there’s money left over—say the roof comes in at $3M instead of $3.5M—that extra $500K can just roll into the Board of Ed’s general fund. They can spend it however they want, within legal bounds, and no one gets a say.” – Jonathan F.

“The fact that it is back on the agenda suggests a lack of transparency meeting must have happened. Who knows what was said at that time.” – JW

“Apparently Valeski, McEvoy, Brad, Guas, and Wendell had a private meeting about this bond. Who knows what promises were made.” – JW

“They didn’t even show respect when asked to show up and justify their request.” – Ronni W.

“Total and complete mismanagement of money yet again. Behind closed door deals. East Brunswick, New Jersey, Washington, D.C.—shit flows downhill.” – David C.

Recap

  • ✅ $28,000 remove backstops—during a budget crisis

  • ✅ New scoreboard and turf field—while academic and arts programs are cut

  • ✅ Superintendent and assistant superintendent ghosted every public meeting

  • ✅ Councilwoman Dana Winston abstained from the vote—and deserves credit for it

  • ✅ Residents are demanding transparency and accountability

Final Thought

If this is what we call “capital improvements,” East Brunswick needs to rethink its definition of urgency.

You don’t finance vanity projects when your district is bleeding cash.  And you sure as hell don’t wrap a necessary roof repair in a blanket of fluff so you can sneak it all through in one vote.

But here we are.

? Your move, East Brunswick.

Nothing to Do in EB: Unless You’re Filming a TikTok Mooning

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Welcome to East Brunswick, Where the Most Popular Attraction is… a Closed Skate Park

If you’ve been feeling like there’s not much for kids to do in East Brunswick, don’t worry — you’re not alone. Based on a recent eye-opening (and slightly comical) thread in the community Facebook group, it’s safe to say that boredom has hit historic highs. Forget malls, arcades, or even community centers. Around here, the top-rated extracurricular activity appears to be… mooning cars on the side of the road.

Classic EB.

According to local legend (and by that we mean Facebook), some kids were recently caught on camera dropping their pants in a full moon salute to innocent drivers. Don’t worry, they were allegedly filming it for TikTok, so it’s basically art now.

Naturally, the thread exploded. There were calls to police. A few boomers reminisced about how they used to sneak around the neighborhood quietly in the ’90s — you know, like classy delinquents. Others suggested hiking, playing capture the flag, or baking cookies as alternatives. (Because nothing cures teenage rebellion like cookies.)

But between all the hot takes, funny comments, and tired finger-pointing, one response stood out — and it deserves some real attention.

A Voice of Reason: R.B. Says What the Mayor Won’t

Amidst the chaos, one resident — let’s just call her R.B. — broke through with something that wasn’t just reasonable… it was spot-on.

She said the quiet part out loud: There is absolutely nothing for kids to do in this town.

And she didn’t stop there.

She reminded us that when the mayor came knocking on doors years ago, she asked him about creating a proper community center like they have in Woodbridge or Perth Amboy. His response? Not enough revenue. Not beneficial for the town. But hey, we’re getting an ice rink as part of the Hostess Factory redevelopment deal!

Because nothing says “accessible youth programming” like… limited public access to an ice rink on a corporate development.

R.B. laid it out clearly: our kids don’t need another ceremonial ribbon-cutting for pickleball courts or another overhyped “cultural event” at a half-empty building. They need a real place — a functional, inclusive space — with activities for kids and teens across all ages. They need somewhere to go that doesn’t involve filming content for TikTok in traffic.

And if the only response from leadership is “well, youth council exists,” then you’ve already missed the plot. You don’t attract kids with meetings. You attract them with something fun to do.

The Real Problem? We’re Becoming Mini Brunswick

We’re not trying to be dramatic (ok, maybe a little), but EB is slowly turning into New Brunswick Lite. With apartments going up faster than we can say “what happened to the skate park,” it feels like the current administration has forgotten the community part of the community.

You can’t build a town around profit and expect soul to just show up later. People want connection. They want parks that aren’t locked, programs that are meaningful, and leadership that listens.

Instead, we get condos, congestion, and confusion about where the hell kids are supposed to go after school.

Final Thought

There are 17 parks in town. With nothing to do in them.  We have a library. Some kids play sports. But when the options feel limited, when there’s no central place to be, when everything’s behind a paywall or a closed gate — this is what you get. A TikTok moon.

R.B. nailed it: we need to do better.

Because if we don’t give our kids something constructive to do, they’ll find their own way to get attention. And let’s be honest — nobody wants to be featured in “East Brunswick: The Mooning Chronicles.”

Stay tuned, stay vigilant, and maybe, just maybe, let’s try building something that’s not an apartment.

Here We Go Again With These Trees

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East Brunswick has many great traditions: arguing over school budgets, complaining about leaf collection, and now—our seasonal ritual of Facebook fury over trees. Specifically, the town offering to plant them.

Seems harmless, right? Wrong.

Welcome to the Forest of Discontent

It all started when H.C. posted that the town was offering free trees to homeowners. That’s it. Not a mandate, not a requirement. Just a nice gesture for people who like, you know, nature.

But in EB, even a tree can cause a digital riot.

L.W.C. was first to show up with the chainsaw energy: “Nope… too many trees already in EB.” Sewer line interference, sidewalk destruction, existential dread—you name it, she’s seen it. And she’s not alone.

Murder Sidewalks and Municipal Trauma

Enter S.D., who skipped right past sarcasm and went full HBO monologue: “It is gross negligence (and the legal definition of insanity) to continue doing the same things and expecting different results.” Bro wasn’t just posting—he was testifying.

He followed up with a marketing pitch from hell:

“Do you like having ‘murder sidewalks’ that are your responsibility? Let us plant some trees for you!!!”

If you’ve ever twisted your ankle on a root-rippled sidewalk, you probably felt that one in your soul.

Pine Ridge Peace vs. Fern Road Fear

While most were sharing horror stories of uplifted concrete and bank-draining repairs, L.F. chimed in like a woodland fairy from another dimension: “Am I the only one who loves the trees here?”

Yes, Leo. Yes, you might be.

Stacy M. was quick to bring it back to reality with a chilling tour of Fern Road: fallen trees, sidewalk mayhem, and tree limbs trimmed to look like extras in a Tim Burton film. If you’ve walked that street, you know—it’s less “leafy suburb,” more “Sleepy Hollow.”

Tree Diplomacy Fails Again

Some folks tried to be diplomatic. Y.S. pointed out that the type of tree matters. V.K. noted that there are tree species that don’t rip up your walkways like a toddler with a crayon. But even those reasonable points got stomped out by the same old frustration: when the town picks the tree, you get what you get—and apparently, what you get is usually cracked concrete and a bill.

And Yet… EB Is Still EB

The original post wasn’t trying to plant a war—it was just planting trees. But this is East Brunswick, where every sidewalk crack comes with a Facebook thread and a personal vendetta. Still, amid the sarcasm and sidewalk trauma, something kind of beautiful happened:

People talked.
People vented.
People debated Tim Burton trees.
And nobody got banned.

So no, East Brunswick Helping Each Other didn’t fail. It did what it always does—turned a small gesture into a full-blown saga. And in its own weird way… that’s what makes this place feel like home.

Just maybe not a home with a sidewalk tree.

East Brunswick’s Brightest: TikTok, Smoke, and the Rise of USB Arsonists

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It all started with a Facebook post that lit up East Brunswick faster than a Chromebook with a graphite-filled USB port.

My child came home from Hammarskjold and told me that another student blew up his district computer? The story sounds wacky to me. Anyone else hear something from their kids today?
— DL, Concerned Parent Who Sparked the Conversation

Was it sabotage, stupidity, or a malfunction? Either way, East Brunswick may never look at USB ports the same way again.

The Brightest Minds and the Dumbest Ideas

Turns out, yes, something did happen. A 6th grade boy allegedly inserted pencil graphite into his Chromebook’s port, causing it to smoke up the classroom like a malfunctioning fog machine at a middle school dance.

And before you say, “Kids these days,” remember—these are East Brunswick kids. We have math team champions, gifted and talented students, and at least three kids who can solve a Rubik’s Cube behind their back.

But even the brightest minds can fall for the dumbest TikTok challenges.

TikTok: The Real Arsonist

A flood of comments followed. Turns out, this is part of a TikTok trend known as the Chromebook Challenge. In it, kids stick paper clips or graphite into USB ports to make their school laptops short-circuit—because nothing screams clout like an educational electronics fire.

Several parents confirmed their kids saw it. One said the fire department showed up. Another heard about it happening in multiple classrooms. Others mentioned getting emails from the district… weeks ago.

So naturally, the question is: Why are kids trying to set fire to their computers?

The answer, like all things in 2025: Because someone filmed it doing numbers on TikTok.

The Comment Section Where IQ Goes to Die

As the story unraveled, so did the comment section.

  • One parent insisted it was lead, not graphite.

  • Another fired back with a history of pencil composition.

  • A science teacher ghost somewhere in the ether wept.

And then came the chorus of generational wisdom:

  • “These kids are dumber than we were.”

  • “In my day, we just passed notes and hoped no one saw us playing Snake on our Nokia.”

  • “Bring back paper and pencil!” (A popular refrain from people who will absolutely be the first to lose their minds when their kid forgets to submit an assignment on Google Classroom.)

Smoke, Fire Trucks, and Good Intentions

Yes, a fire truck was reportedly at the scene. And yes, the district had warned parents weeks ago. And yes, there should be consequences for turning a Chromebook into a smoke machine.

But the bigger story here isn’t just about one kid being foolish. It’s about a cultural wave of viral challenges feeding a generation that’s desperate for attention and dangerously under-supervised on their phones.

Let’s Laugh a Little… But Also Maybe Parent

DL, knowingly or not, gave the town a gift. His post sparked a conversation, a dozen mini science lessons, and at least 14 passive-aggressive mom comments.

But underneath it all, this was a wake-up call. For parents. For schools. And for TikTok’s lawyers.

Yes, it’s funny in a “what the hell is happening” kind of way. But also—let’s not forget—this could have caused a serious injury or fire.

In Conclusion: The Chromebook Survived. Did We?

So what have we learned?

  • Kids will be kids, but TikTok is turning “kids being kids” into “kids being arsonists.”

  • Graphite is not lead. Write that down.

  • The Facebook comment section is the true emergency room of East Brunswick parenting.

And to DL: thank you for being one of East Brunswick’s brightest. Not just for reporting the Chromebook incident, but for reminding us that sometimes, the smartest thing you can do is ask a dumb question out loud.

Welcome to parenting in 2025. Bring a fire extinguisher.

TAPinto the Silence: Why Did It Take 11 Days to Post the Valeski Story?

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By Eyes on EB
Published October 25, 2024

If you’re wondering why some East Brunswick residents are raising their eyebrows this week, it’s not just allergy season — it’s because a major news story was announced on May 7… and didn’t make it to TAPinto East Brunswick’s Facebook page until May 18.

That’s an 11-day delay for a retirement story involving the Superintendent of Schools — you know, the person who oversees our kids’ education and eats up a good chunk of the town’s budget.

Naturally, people had questions.

It All Started with a Comment in East Brunswick Group of True Transparency

The thread began when M.S., one of the more vocal contributors on local Facebook forums, asked:

“Anyone want to speculate as to why this was published in TAPinto Milltown/Spotswood and not East Brunswick?”

Great question. It was a TAPinto EB story… just not posted by TAPinto EB. At least, not until people started noticing.

The Delay Heard Around Town

The story eventually appeared on TAPinto East Brunswick’s website, but not on their Facebook page, which is how most residents stay up to date.

So where did it show up?
Milltown/Spotswood. Because that makes sense…?

“Apparently, it’s not considered EB news ??‍♂️” — M.S.

Enter R.W., a rising contributor and a master of subtlety:

“I’m sure there’s a good reason… I love being diplomatic, Rob.”

Translation: This is sketchy, but I’m not trying to get kicked out of the group today.

Speculation Brews Like a PTA Coffee Clash

Then S.D., a group admin, casually floated:

“I have a few wild theories surrounding V.V.’s ‘retirement.’”

While we won’t publish those theories here (yet), the real kicker came from M.S., who offered this blunt assessment:

“The toxic environment is/was of his own making… The effort to suppress Figueroa’s vote put him past the point of no return… We need forward thinkers – Not Cover-up Conspiracies.”

Oof. If Facebook comments could be entered into the public record, this one would be laminated.

Eyes on EB Chimes In

When we joined the thread, we pointed out the obvious:

“This platform has been protecting the establishment for years. They are part of the status quo… If they posted the article and shut off the comments, they’d hear it from many of us.”

And perhaps most importantly:

“Once you make too many friends in this ‘business,’ it becomes hard to be truthful.”

TAPinto’s Statement and… Finally, a Facebook Post

After all the back-and-forth, TAPinto East Brunswick finally posted the article on their page — on May 18.

“As confirmed Friday by the Office of the Middlesex County Superintendent of Schools, Valeski is one of six school superintendents who have announced that he is leaving his current position.”

Glad to see it! But… shouldn’t the leading source for town news be the first to post it, not the last?

When a superintendent announces his retirement, it’s not a footnote — it’s a front-page moment. And for some reason, the article was initially shared on neighboring towns’ pages, which only added to the weirdness.

Final Thought

When a local news outlet delays posting one of the biggest education stories of the year, it’s no wonder people start to ask questions. TAPinto East Brunswick describes itself as an objective source for local news — and as part of a network that claims to fill the gap left by traditional journalism, residents expect timely and transparent coverage.

So it’s fair to ask:
Why did TAPinto Milltown get there first?
Why did it take 11 days for TAPinto East Brunswick to post it on Facebook — especially when that’s where most people follow the news?

We’re not saying there’s an agenda.
We’re just saying… people notice.

And in East Brunswick, they always notice.

— Eyes on EB ?️
“Because if we don’t watch… who will?”

Fuel One and the Five Dollar Heist: East Brunswick’s Great Gas Station Showdown

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One and the Five Dollar Heist East Brunswick’s Great Gas Station Showdown

$5 CHANGE, 4,000 PENNIES, AND A TOWN UNITED

It started with a simple fill-up at Fuel One next to Papa John’s. What followed was nothing short of a community uprising, a tale of betrayal, determination, and revenge best served… in Ziploc bags.

An East Brunswick resident, known here only as S.W., dared to pay for his gas in cold, hard cash. He handed the attendant $60 for $40.59 in gas. Easy math, right? Not at Fuel One, where reality is negotiable and change vanishes faster than a BOE meeting agenda. After a bizarre exchange of bills and disbelief, S.W. was shorted $5. When he demanded the proper change, the attendant stared him down and delivered a line that will live in infamy: “Check your wallet.”

NO RECEIPT, NO JUSTICE, JUST VENGEANCE

Instead of just walking away angry like most of us do after a mild injustice, S.W. announced his revenge plan: return to the scene of the crime with exactly $40 worth of pennies. Four. Thousand. Pennies. “Count it up! It’s all there, you SOB,” he declared with the kind of energy that fuels local legends.

One commenter (C.M.) gave the plan their full endorsement: “I love the penny idea!!! Do it!!!” But others were skeptical. D.D.T. warned, “He won’t take pennies or any change!” And therein lies the plot twist. Would the attendant even accept such a coppery payload? Or would this spiral into a full-on showdown involving law enforcement, Ziploc bags, and a whole lot of jingling?

A PATTERN OF SHADY PUMP PRACTICES?

Turns out S.W. wasn’t alone. S.P. revealed she’d been shorted twice at the same station — by two different workers. N.M. chimed in: “Kept my change and told me he was keeping it for a tip.” Another (J.A.O.C.) refused to leave without her extra dollar — and apparently, the attendant coughed it up like it was his last breath of dignity.

This isn’t just an isolated oopsie. It’s a pattern. Commenters flooded the post with similar stories, comparing scars like veterans of the Gas Station War. From credit card upcharges to unsolicited tip requests, one thing was clear: East Brunswick has had enough.

FROM GAS STATION TO STAGECOACH ROBBERY

“I’m 60 years old,” said I.Y.P., “and I never thought I’d say this, but I’m really starting to dislike people!” Another local hero A.C. took it a step further: “I refused to pay the extra. Told him to syphon it out. Cop sided with me. I drove off with the gas.”

We salute you, ma’am.

One helpful soul (D.W.) dropped the bureaucratic equivalent of a mic with links to the FTC, NJ Consumer Affairs, and the BBB, encouraging the masses to report the station. “They won’t be pulling this stunt long,” he warned, “and they’re getting what happens to be their first Google review right now.”

THE FINAL FILL-UP

So now we wait. Will S.W. return with his bag of pennies? Will the attendant accept them, or call the cops over legal tender? Will someone finally bring a receipt printer to that station? Or will East Brunswick rise up, armed with coins and consumer complaints?

Only time will tell. But until then, remember this:

Tip your waiter. Tip your barber. But if your gas station attendant has sticky fingers? Bring pennies. Lots of ‘em.

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When Comments Are Turned Off, So Is Conversation

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A Familiar Pattern in East Brunswick

Something happened this week that’s become all too familiar in East Brunswick — a national story with local ties was posted, and just as fast as the reactions started rolling in, the ability to discuss it was shut down.

The post in question was shared by a well-known local media outlet, covering the federal trespassing charges involving Newark’s mayor and potential repercussions for several members of Congress. Controversial? Sure. Worth talking about? Definitely. But instead of opening the floor to conversation, the comments were limited. Not hidden. Not moderated. Just blocked.

And people noticed.

The Community Reaction

On a local transparency-focused group, residents immediately picked up on it. One commenter called it “yikes,” while another asked the natural question: who decides who gets to comment, and why? There was frustration — not just over the story itself, but over being denied a public square to respond to it.

Others mentioned that they were able to comment on some stories, but not others — which only added to the confusion. It doesn’t take much to see how easily this kind of selective engagement can feel like editorial bias, even if it’s not intended that way.

The Township’s Trend Toward Limiting Discussion

This isn’t the first time we’ve seen something like this. It’s becoming increasingly common — not just from media pages, but from official township sources too. Posts that could spark important, necessary debate are being locked down before they even have the chance to breathe.

To be fair, moderating comment sections isn’t easy. The internet isn’t always kind, and nobody wants to host a flame war. But there’s a difference between protecting civil discourse and preventing it altogether.

Why Open Comments Matter

In this case, the story involves elected officials. The type of story where people should be able to express concerns, ask questions, or even just say how they feel — because these are the people shaping the communities we live in.

Turning off the comments might reduce headaches in the short term, but long term, it erodes trust. It sends a message — intended or not — that only certain voices matter, or that public reaction isn’t welcome unless it follows a certain script.

Journalism Requires Conversation

Independent journalism exists to foster transparency and accountability. And that requires conversation. Even uncomfortable ones.

If our local news and public institutions truly want to serve the public, they need to be willing to listen to it — not just talk at it.

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