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Breaking News: A Segway Salesman Is Cruising Through EB, and It’s Not Lazy—It’s Genius

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If you’ve been staring out your window and suddenly spotted a guy silently gliding past your mailbox on what looks like a futuristic scooter, no, you didn’t slip into a Marvel movie. He’s not casing your joint, he’s not there to spy on your water meter, and no—he’s not from the government. He’s just trying to sell something. Efficiently.

Let’s set the scene.

Earlier this week, J.L. posted in a popular East Brunswick Facebook group asking, “Any ideas as to what this person may be doing riding around our driveway on a hoverboard with what looks like an iPad?” Naturally, the thread turned into a beautiful trainwreck of speculation, grammar corrections, accusations of meatball-induced paranoia, and one guy simply yelling “This is not Sicily!”

But through all the noise, one thing became clear: the man in question is using a Segway (not a hoverboard, sorry Eugene M.) and a lot of people guessed correctly—he’s probably a solar or pest control rep. And while some questioned his motives, others raised the real issue:

“Door to door salesman who doesn’t want to walk.” – A.P.

Let’s pause here. What if we told you that not wanting to walk isn’t lazy… it’s brilliant?

?‍♂️ Walking vs ? Segway-ing: A Math Moment

The average door-to-door rep on foot can reasonably knock on 80 to 100 houses in an 8-hour day. Now toss him on a Segway that rolls at 10 miles per hour and that number jumps to around 200 to 250 homes a day. That’s 2.5x the productivity, less foot pain, and more time to smile while being ignored on ring cams across town.

And tomorrow? He’ll wake up refreshed, with legs that don’t feel like wet noodles. You ever try walking EB’s hilly neighborhoods for eight hours? Didn’t think so.

? Give The Guy Credit

Sure, it’s a little weird at first. A dude in shades gliding through your cul-de-sac like he’s delivering subpoenas from the future. But as Z.P. eloquently reminded us:

“We just posted on Facebook to bitch and complain lol.”

Indeed. Meanwhile, this man is out here hustling smarter, not harder. Efficiency matters—especially when your job involves getting doors slammed in your face 30 times before noon.

? So What’s the Big Takeaway?

Maybe instead of jumping to conclusions and calling the cops on a kid with a Segway and an iPad, we just… ask? (Thanks for that reminder, E.C.)

Or better yet—buy some solar panels. Or bug spray. Or just give the guy a wave. After all, he’s not hovering around your driveway. He’s floating toward the future. One sale at a time.

And if you still feel threatened by a guy selling solar while gliding on a battery-powered platform, just remember:

This is East Brunswick.
This is not Sicily.

The Curious Case of Farrington Lake: A Dip into History, Hazards, and Hearsay

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It started with a U-turn.

In a quiet moment of directional improvisation, N.D. stumbled upon what she described as “some water behind B2 Bistro.” Innocent enough—until she posed the question that cracked open a local floodgate:

“What body of water is this, and is it safe to swim my dog in?”

Spoiler alert: The answer is a resounding “probably not.”


From U-Turn to Deep Dive

The mystery lake in question is Farrington Lake, a dammed reservoir formed by the Lawrence Brook and a longtime staple of East Brunswick and neighboring Milltown. But as the Facebook thread exploded, so did the facts—and the folklore.

One user, L.M., chimed in with some sobering clarity:

“Human swimming is not permitted. As with many fresh waterways in the state, the risk of Harmful Algae Blooms increases during the summer, and cyanobacterial toxin poisoning can be fatal for dogs.”

If that wasn’t enough to convince dog owners to stay on land, others warned of snapping turtles, leeches, and yes—even alleged lake monsters.


“We Used to Swim in It…”

The back-and-forth wasn’t without nostalgia.

“I’ve been rope swinging that water since I was 13, and I’m perfectly fine,” said J.K., giving off big ‘survived-the-90s’ energy.

A.K. added, “I’ve swam in there with dogs before.”

But for every lake-dipper defending the joy of a cooling plunge, someone else responded with a firm no. Some cited bacteria, others simply gave off a vibe of ‘I’ve seen things.’

One especially vivid warning came from C.S.:

“There are TONS of leeches in that lake. Stay away!!”


Beneath the Surface: A Superfund Past

What many residents may not realize is that East Brunswick has long carried environmental baggage. A few commenters remembered.

S.G. posted:

“I grew up off Riva Ave in EB with a Superfund Site on Fresh Ponds in our backyard. This was the 80s & the groundwater there is still contaminated.”

And G.G. backed it up:

“It is still listed as a Superfund site today. They’re trying to clean it up but yes, definitely still a source of contamination.”

Superfund status, for those unfamiliar, is a federal designation for the most polluted sites in the nation requiring long-term cleanup. New Jersey holds the dubious title of having the most Superfund sites in the U.S., with over 100.

That number includes areas near Farrington Lake. Even if not every inch of the lake is toxic, the stigma lingers.


The Bottom Line (and Maybe a Few Leeches)

Is Farrington Lake a scenic gem? Absolutely.
Is it a great place for kayaking, fishing, and snapping Instagram pics at sunset? Totally.
Is it a safe spot to let your dog paddle around like it’s a chlorinated puppy pool? That’s where the locals draw the line.

And sometimes, the best way to enjoy the water is from the shore, with your dog leashed, your shoes on, and a healthy respect for both nature and history.

As one local summed it up:

“New Jersey water is nasty.”

Take that as you will.

Breaking Tradition: A Graduation Overshadowed by Retaliation

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In East Brunswick, traditions used to mean something.

At high school graduation, it’s customary for formal Board members—past and present—to sit on stage only if they’re handing a diploma to their child. It’s a moment of dignity, recognition, and community, to this day.

This year, Superintendent Victor Valesky decided that Jeff Winston, a former member of the Board of Education, would not be allowed to sit on stage for the entire graduation ceremony. Not because there’s a new rule. Not due to any capacity or protocol issues. But because Victor doesn’t like him.

Let’s be clear:

This is not a misunderstanding.

This is not a change in tradition.

This is pure, bitter retaliation.

Jeff Winston stated, “Victor is taking a situation he created, which now impacts students—and he’s using it to be vindictive.”

One community member echoed that sentiment, calling the decision “not a misunderstanding… not a change in tradition. This feels like retaliation.”

Jeff Winston, who served on the Board in this town, didn’t ask for special treatment. He asked for the same respect that had been shown to every other board member before him. He asked to honor his two youngest sons the way others have been allowed to do for decades.

Instead, he got stonewalled.

Winston spoke with Assistant Vice Principal Yanazzo—who played the middleman in this shameful debacle. Jeff reportedly told him:

“I get it, you’re stuck in the middle. But if this is what Victor wants to do, I’ll go legal—file an injunction, sue the Board and Victor personally. And when I’m back on the Board in January, I’ll make sure every bit of this comes back to bite.”

Winston added:

“He’s treating me differently. It’s discrimination, and everyone knows it.”

What makes this decision even more disgraceful is that even recent past board members have been allowed to sit on stage for the entire graduation ceremony—without issue, without interference, and certainly without a personal battle to make it happen. It was understood. It was respected. Until now.

But this year, Jeff Winston—who served this community just like those before him—has been singled out and shut out. No explanation holds water. Just a message from the top: Victor believes that Jeff Winston is responsible for his failures, but Victor won’t take responsibility for that.

Let’s not pretend this is about rules. It’s not.

It’s about ego and control. It’s about Victor Valesky sending a message:

“Cross me, and I’ll embarrass you—publicly, personally, and at your child’s expense.”

This should terrify every parent in East Brunswick.

Because if Victor can do this to a former board member, what has he done to your children, to you, and to staff members? Perhaps that’s the reason why he’s leaving.

Graduation should be about students. About celebration. About family.

Instead, it’s become a stage for one man’s vendetta.

And like all petty tyrants, Victor doesn’t need a reason; as Mel Brooks said in History Of The World Part One, “It’s good to be the king.”

A Delayed Response to Literacy Legislation and Community Concerns

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June 10, 2025
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Allegra Seidler

After a saga spanning more than half a year (and with roots from over a year ago), at the June 6, 2025 Board meeting, East Brunswick Public Schools announced the planned pilot studies of Amplify CKLA and Being A Reader. In a Tap Into EB article, Dr. Joyce Boley, Assistant Superintendent of Academics is quoted saying, “We’re excited to collaborate with the State and the LEAR Office to ensure that all students, from the very beginning of their academic journey, have the tools and support they need to become confident, capable readers.” This comes mere months after administrators responded to parental concerns by presenting on the current ILA curriculum and Gifted and Talented services at the 2/13/25 school Board meeting. During these presentations, the current curriculum was touted as well-rounded and meeting students’ needs. And now, Dr. Boley thanks the community for its ‘partnership.’ But based on the district’s past actions, many families are left asking: What does partnership really mean in East Brunswick?

Community concern surfaced in November of 2024 when parents took to sharing testimony of their experiences with the current balanced literacy curriculum at EBPS Board meetings. All meetings are recorded and available to view here. These testimonies often addressed how various members of the administration denied and dismissed issues, and even delayed identifying reading disorders. They also addressed how teachers were instructed to respond to concerns about the ILA curriculum (including a written memo that went out in the Spring of 2024 telling teachers what to say if a parent dared ask about the ILA curriculum).
Prior to these public comments, I spent about a month corresponding with district administrators via emails that were forwarded to both Superintendent Valeski and the full Board before I ever spoke at a meeting. When I couldn’t obtain sufficient answers to multiple questions, including how much the district invested in the revised Units of Study in 2023, I decided to move this conversation into the public sphere. To my surprise, many parents came forward with disappointing stories of their frustrations with the ILA curriculum on all ends of the spectrum.

Between November 21, 2024, and now, our group of parents has spoken at nearly every Board meeting. Board testimony was sometimes anonymous, and sometimes shared by parents themselves. In addition, some parents did meet with administrators and continued to experience uphill battles, ultimately making very little headway. One parent, who is also an educator, was told her child did “not qualify for intervention at this time”, but chose to have him assessed outside of the district. This assessment revealed he required pull-out intervention. Somehow, this was not officially picked up within our school system, despite clear struggles. Without strong advocacy from this student’s parents and teachers (who knew the limitations of the current assessments and curriculum), there was not only no plan to intervene, but a complete denial of any need.

Another parent had voiced concerns beginning in kindergarten, when her child was “reading” memorized leveled books with her eyes closed, and again in first grade when spelling was not being taught in school. Another, also an educator and Certified Dyslexia Specialist, has been advocating for changes to the Tier 1 curriculum, literacy screenings, and intervention methods for at least four years. Despite these suggestions being part of an ongoing state initiative in partnership with East Brunswick neighbor, Rutgers University, she has encountered pushback every step of the way. Another parent was told by her child’s teacher that they could no longer answer her questions about this topic and that upper administration was handling it. These are not isolated incidents—they’re representative of a larger, systemic issue.

Part of what our group of parent-advocates worked towards was anonymously surveying teachers for their input on the elementary language arts curriculum. Why? They had already expressed concern about the curriculum, were upset that the district had purchased the revised Units of Study, felt their hands were tied when it came to getting kids the services they needed in a timely manner, and claimed administrators were fully bought into balanced literacy and not open to change.

At this time, no teachers are willing to go on record due to fears of retaliation, but the district did survey teachers. Despite several sharing with us how they had previously broached the topic of a need for a shift in pedagogy, administration has claimed to be caught off-guard by these public complaints and the results of the surveys. To our knowledge, and in spite of at least one Board member’s 2/13/25 request that the results be shared with the Board once obtained, no one outside of administration has seen the unedited responses. We do know only 35% of solicited teachers responded, and I would wager many of those who didn’t are non-tenured and/or likely not fans of the current setup. Maybe one day those results will be made public in their unedited form…

So, what exactly does “partnership” mean to East Brunswick Public Schools? I honestly couldn’t tell you. To all of these parents, the ones who met with administrators, the ones who were told nothing is wrong, the ones who continue to be told to accept less than best practice … the ones who know better … this announcement is the ultimate gaslighting. The district is “excited to collaborate with the State and LEAR Department”? This legislation was passed in June of 2024 and signed into law on August 13, 2024. That is before I broached this topic in an email or at a Board meeting. This legislation and the March 2025 recommendations of the Working Group are exactly what we have been advocating for—some of us for years. We are being told the selections are based on evaluations from EdReports and The Reading League, issues with EdReports withstanding – what was their review of the previous product, which the foundation of our curriculum was based on? Nothing good, and there’s a lot more where that came from. The revised Units of Study was updated to address weaknesses, but has yet to be officially evaluated, which was part of my questioning of why EBPS would choose to invest in this revised curriculum in the face of extensive data outlining the issues with the author’s previous work.

What we said not only meant nothing, but was pushed back on heavily. So much so that in November 2024, I received a response from Dr. Boley (reviewed by Dr. Valeski) that read:
“Media frequently features so-called experts who may have ties to specific companies, which can introduce bias into public discussions. In light of recent narratives that may misrepresent our approach, it’s crucial that we remain focused on supporting East Brunswick’s teachers as they help students grow in reading, writing, phonics, learning, and overall well-being.”

And:
“The criticism directed at Calkins, Fountas, and Pinnell has been heavily funded by organizations, corporations, and private equity groups that favor a limited selection of basal textbooks, which push all students to read the same texts simultaneously. East Brunswick has firsthand experience with a one-size-fits-all approach filled with workbooks and textbooks, turning language arts into a monotonous experience. This method does not allow teachers to facilitate the essential, assessment-based small groups that are crucial for students’ success.”
Some may be familiar with the Southern Surge” or “the Mississippi Miracle,” and maybe even the separation of Lucy Calkins from Columbia Teachers College. The district’s focus on media narratives is predicated on the ongoing international campaigns to remove balanced literacy, including the podcast, Sold A Story. This media-bias claim proved to be an ironic point, as many of the sources supplied in this response were either Lucy Calkins (the author of Units of Study) or Heinemann (the Units of Study publisher) – all extremely neutral parties.

On multiple occasions, EBPS administration not only chose to ignore, but to deny the existence of any problem(s) and the impending state requirements. Not using a universal screener, such as DIBELS, and not automatically informing parents of results is a choice the district made. There is no reason we needed to wait until September 2025 to do this. DIBELS is not new, and a version can be accessed for free, meaning if the district wanted to, they could easily screen beyond third grade (it can be used through 8th grade). Parents need to be aware that these changes are being made only because the district’s hand was forced. If this were a true partnership, these changes would have occurred organically because of internal identification of need (e.g., the low percentage of students being adequately served by Tier 1 curriculum), because of parental concerns, because of teacher feedback, and not because of state legislation, recommendations, and public outcry. Nothing in these recommendations is new, nor was it new when the district purchased the revised Units of Study.

Before this moment, shutting parents down in private meetings was the primary response. That is unacceptable. Parents deserve a visible, meaningful seat at the table. We want to be involved in committees, such as a Curriculum Committee. We want to be able to transparently partner with the amazing educators of EBPS without their employment being put at risk, and without having to wonder if we’re getting the full story. We want best practices accessible to all children, not only the ones whose parents can scream the loudest or pay for tutoring. Our children are the
ultimate stakeholders here; their time is valuable, their education is important, and they have only us to represent their interests.
How will an administration that so fervently defended the current curriculum be capable of committing to perform a robust pilot study and reverse course on its ideological commitment to the pedagogy of balanced literacy, especially in such a short time? Are you okay leaving this to chance? I’m not, which is why I am continuing to advocate for reform and accountability in our district.

We need a clear policy guiding the requirements for and structure of pilot studies. A policy that requires meaningful incorporation of stakeholders, including parents and teachers. A policy that requires publicly debriefing the Board. A policy that requires disclosure and parental consent for participation. A policy that requires assessment metrics. A policy that incorporates how educators are selected to participate. We need a Board that completely understands its position is designed to represent the interests of the public and not the administration. I have asked the Board for this, and I am urging you to do the same. This cannot happen again. Not with language arts, not with math, not at all.
East Brunswick Public Schools has done everything they could to avoid addressing this, and referring to this move as embracing recommendations or partnering with parents is categorically false, at best. Every single parent in this district needs to know what they are up against: A culture of deny, dismiss, and delay for as long as possible, at the expense of your children. They have no time to spare, and this is why we remain concerned.
For more information, please visit:

https://linktr.ee/Accountability4EB

The Great East Brunswick Backyard Battle: Trees, Fences, and FU Energy

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Some people use their backyards for barbecues. Others? For full-scale neighborhood warfare.

Over in the wonderfully polite warzone known as East Brunswick Residents, a new thread has exploded with all the drama of a suburban soap opera: one neighbor’s bushes, another neighbor’s fence, and a township that’s somehow become the Judge Judy of landscaping disputes. Let’s break it down.


Property Line? More Like Emotional Battle Line

It all began when a man we’ll call SHH (not because he’s quiet—he’s actually very vocal) posted photos of an overgrown fence and a caption that could double as a municipal plea for help:

“Can I have East Brunswick Township help me resolve this issue?”

His complaint? The neighbor’s trees and bushes are turning his side of the fence into a jungle, and he’s been battling the greenery solo for years. Round-Up. Branch trimming. Emotional trauma. The man just wants to replace his fence in peace.


Enter the Legal Experts of Facebook U

K.L. jumped in with the basics:

“That’s your side of the property, you have to trim it yourself.”

Followed by D.J., the reasonable one we didn’t deserve:

“Did you talk to the guy? Maybe he doesn’t know it’s an issue for you.”

Oh, sweet D.J., how naive. SHH did talk to the guy. The neighbor gave the universal New Jersey response to being asked for help:

“I have no money.”

But apparently had just enough breath left to give SHH the okay to remove some trees—classic.


FU Fence Energy

Then came KSR, who dropped a truth bomb wrapped in vinyl:

“I hate my neighbors so I got a 6 ft vinyl privacy fence… or an FU fence as my contractor called it! ?”

This comment instantly went viral within the thread. Hearts were clicked. Laugh emojis rained down. People felt the FU fence.

JT chimed in:

“FU Sounds better ??”

RW (yes, that RW) followed with the seal of approval:

“Love the FU fence. haha”

You could almost hear the collective clapping from every East Brunswick resident who’s ever priced out a white vinyl picket out of sheer spite.


Legal Advice? Oh, We Got That Too

By the time commenters like MB, MR, and SL were done, the thread had turned into a hybrid of Judge Judy and Survivor: Backyard Edition.

  • “Call code enforcement.”

  • “Document everything.”

  • “You can cut anything that crosses your line.”

  • “Get a lawyer to send a cease and desist.”

  • “You own from the center of the earth to the heavens.”
    (That’s not a metaphor. Someone actually wrote that.)


The Mice Have Entered the Chat

MR shared that her neighbor’s neglect has caused a mouse invasion thanks to vines growing over into her yard. She even mentioned the neighbor’s cat:

“It’s so domesticated that it would freak out if it saw one.”

That’s not a cat. That’s a furry throw pillow.


Final Thoughts from Eyes on EB

Look—we know these threads are funny, but they also reflect a very real vibe here in town: People feel like they’re left to battle neighbors, rodents, and overgrown shrubbery with little recourse.

Still, East Brunswick shows its charm in moments like this. You get some legal advice, a little therapy, a laugh, and a reminder that no matter what’s growing over your fence—you’re not alone. Someone nearby is probably building a vinyl wall of emotional protection right along with you.


So what’s your fence story?
Have you gone full FU? Have you wielded garden shears like a warrior? Or did you make peace with the guy who claims he has no money but has a landscaper every Thursday?

Drop a comment. Just don’t plant any new trees near your neighbor’s line. That’s how this entire thread started. ???

The $16 Scoop That Shook East Brunswick

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If you thought local Facebook groups were just for lost cats and leaf pickup complaints, think again. This week, a simple post about a $16 quart of soft serve from a certain Carvel, the one tucked next to the Spotswood ShopRite just over the East Brunswick border — sparked a thread so intense, it could’ve been classified as a Category 5 comment storm.

(Hopefully, Andy doesn’t ask us for pictures of the receipts.) 

Let’s dive in, cone first.


“$16? For WHAT? Is the milk hand-massaged?”

It all started innocently enough. L.O. shared her receipt-shock:

“$16 for a quart of soft serve?? That’s not normal, is it?”

Cue D.M., coming in like a concerned father learning his kid paid $200 for a hoodie:

“No way!!!”

And just like that — the cone cracked. Comments rolled in like sprinkles on a hot day.

“Does Carvel use bougie cows??” asked S.L., wondering if his soft serve had been churned with Chanel No. 5.
“She charged me $2.50 for sprinkles — AFTER the price was posted!” said M.J.
“I saw her weigh the ice cream. Never went back.” said V.B., still recovering emotionally.


The Coupon Conspiracy

One common trauma among residents: The Coupon Denial.

“I brought in a $2 coupon. She looked at me like I handed her a rat.” — M.S.
“She said, ‘We don’t participate.’ I said, ‘In what, capitalism?’” — D.B.M.
“She once added $8 to the price of a cake between Monday and Friday. It was like Cake Surge Pricing.” — K.B.

One commenter even recalled how the cake decorator once spelled her kid’s name wrong, and when she asked for a fix:

“She kept pointing to it and saying, ‘Yes. Happy Birthday John. You pay $24.’”
“But his name is Jon!”
“Yes. John. You pay.”


How Is This Place Still Open?

This became the town’s version of “Unsolved Mysteries.”

“I have no clue how that place is still in business.” — J.G.
“Cash only. No receipt. Weird vibes. She sleeps in the back room.” — J.C., channeling his inner detective.
“It’s either a front… or a very committed performance art piece.” — A.M.R.


Alternative Scoops: A Tour of Ice Cream Diplomacy

With every rant came a recommendation.

“Scoop to My Lou is where it’s at. Family-owned. Reasonable. Not shady.”
“Go to the Carvel in Old Bridge. They accept coupons and joy.”
“Magnifico’s on Route 18. Massive sundaes. Senior discount. And no psychological warfare.”
“Fox Meadow in Lancaster, PA — sure, it’s 2 hours away, but it’s not $16 a quart.”

Even ShopRite entered the chat:

“2 Breyers for $6. Just don’t read the label — only 25% of it is still legally ice cream.” — K.S.


Let’s Not Pretend This Is Just a Carvel Thing

To be fair, inflation is hitting everyone. This isn’t 2003 when a cone was $1 and came with a smile. These days?

“Rita’s wants $11 for two custards.”
“Dole Whip at Scoop to My Lou was $16 for two cups. Still worth it.”
“One vodka at David Burke: $34.70. At least the ice cream didn’t give me a hangover.” — J.B.

So yeah, the economy’s weird. But still… we draw the line at $16 soft serve with an attitude.


Final Thoughts from the Comment Warriors

  • “That Carvel has been a rip-off since dial-up internet.”

  • “She makes up prices on the spot like it’s an auction.”

  • “If you bring up ShopRite, she tells you their cakes are old. I told her so am I — doesn’t mean I’m stale.”

  • “I once asked for a Carvelanche. She handed me a cup of silence.”


One Last Warning

“If I don’t see this place boarded up by Saturday after this thread, I’m gonna be in shock.” — J.C.

Will it happen? Doubt it.

Because just like a weird ex, that Carvel keeps popping back into your life. You know it’s no good for you… but sometimes, at 8:45 p.m., it’s the only one still open.


Andy Is Mad at Eyes on EB — But What Should He Actually Be Mad About?

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Andy has entered the chat — and let’s just say, he’s not thrilled.

In a recent Facebook post, Andy announced he was banned from “East Brunswick Action” and claimed Eyes on EB is “equally guilty.” Guilty of what, exactly? Sharing public legal documents? Raising questions about how our township operates? Posting receipts?

Hard to say. But let’s unpack what’s really going on here.


What Andy Could Have Done

Before calling out blogs and stirring up drama, Andy had options. Simple ones. He could’ve:

✅ Watched the town council meeting where $28,000 worth of backstop removals was discussed
✅ Read the civil complaint and court case documents from Lancos v. East Brunswick — already posted and linked
✅ Filed a basic OPRA request like any concerned resident
✅ Asked, “Why was a township employee denied fertility coverage that others would’ve received?” — instead of “Why did someone write about it?”


The Facts Are Public

What’s in the blog isn’t speculation. It’s based on:

  • ? A Civil Complaint filed in Middlesex County (Docket No. MID-L-003493-22)

  • ? A Civil Case Information Statement confirming the type and nature of the lawsuit

  • ?️ A Settlement letter submitted to the court by the Township’s attorneys

No spin. No edits. No conspiracy. Just public info that anyone — even ANDY — can go look up.


Final Thought

Andy’s not banned from Eyes on EB — he’s just mad at it. And look, we get it. It’s easier to be annoyed at the person pointing out the fire than to ask who lit the match.

But instead of being upset that someone wrote a blog, maybe be upset that a same-sex couple had to sue the township just to get fair treatment. That’s the part that should spark outrage.

Here at Eyes on EB, we still love Andy—we’re not sure what he has against us, or which friend we may have written about that got his panties in an uproar, but maybe Andy’s not actually mad at us at all… maybe he’s just sticking up for a friend—or two.

Thanks for the blog idea, Andy. You’ve done your civic duty — whether you meant to or not.

“It’s Never Gonna End”: Frustration Boils Over in Viral EBHO Thread

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There’s a thread going viral on East Brunswick Helping Each Other (EBHO) — and not because it’s funny, inspiring, or heartwarming. It’s viral because it’s raw, unfiltered frustration from residents who feel like no one in power is listening.

The topic? Traffic. But it’s not just traffic — it’s what that traffic represents.

Getting off the Turnpike onto Route 18 has become an unpredictable mess. Residents are sitting in gridlock at all hours of the day. They’re not just annoyed. They’re defeated.

This traffic getting off the turnpike onto 18 due to construction is absolutely ridiculous,” wrote De A., kicking off a flood of replies.

The reactions came fast:

Let’s build MORE housing!” snapped H.K., sarcastically.
Oh don’t worry, they are and will,” added S.D.
Thank Mayor Cohen,” fired back E.C.C., clearly not mincing words.

The general tone? People feel trapped in a town that’s growing faster than its infrastructure can handle. Projects keep getting greenlit, construction never ends, and traffic gets worse by the week.

Every road in East Brunswick is HORRIBLE. Let’s build some more apts,” said M.T.
The sad thing is it will do very little to help traffic… more people adds to more congestion,” echoed M.D.

And the blame isn’t vague — it’s pointed.

The mayor’s name came up more than once, often as the target of deep disappointment. “Thank Mayor Cohen,” wasn’t meant as praise. And when one user joked, “Make East Brunswick New York City,” it didn’t feel like satire — it felt like resignation.

The draw of living in the suburbs was that it was an escape… now we are just a sad extension of the city,” C.B. lamented.

These aren’t isolated complaints — this is a community raising its collective voice. People who’ve lived here for decades are questioning whether it’s worth staying.

I lived in East Brunswick for over 70 years. I just moved last month. I do not miss that traffic one bit,” said J.Q.

And this might be the most telling quote of them all:

It’s never gonna end,” wrote W.S.

That hopelessness? That’s what’s spreading.

This isn’t just a traffic issue. It’s a trust issue. Residents feel like they’re not being heard, like the decisions being made are out of step with what people actually want. It’s not about being anti-development. It’s about development without planning, without foresight, without accountability.

As the town barrels forward with new apartments, more commercial space, and even bigger plans for Route 18 — the people stuck in traffic are starting to wonder: Who is any of this really for?

Maybe it’s time East Brunswick leadership scrolled through EBHO and saw for themselves.

Because if they did, they’d see it’s not just congestion that’s building — it’s resentment.

A Concerning Look at the Lancos v. East Brunswick Lawsuit

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When Policy Fails People

A Routine Benefit Turns Into a Legal Battle

The lawsuit filed by East Brunswick Police Detective Julia Lancos and her wife Katherine wasn’t just a legal dispute—it was a painful, real-life example of what happens when public systems break down.

What started as a simple question about employee health benefits turned into a year-long legal saga. At the heart of it was Julia’s attempt to access fertility treatment through her township-issued insurance plan—only to be told, after thousands of dollars were spent, that she didn’t qualify.

Misinformation, Denial, and Contradiction

Despite being told by Human Resources and the township’s benefits administrator, Meritain Health, that her treatments were covered, Detective Lancos was later denied IVF coverage. The reasons kept shifting:

  • First, it was that she hadn’t completed six IUIs.

  • Then it was that the plan didn’t recognize same-sex couples.

  • Then the plan was amended—only to later have old, exclusionary language reinserted quietly.

Even after the Township acknowledged the error and stated that the plan was being made equitable, the requirements continued to change—from 6 IUIs to 12, then back to 0.

In the meantime, Julia and her wife paid out of pocket and suffered unnecessary emotional and financial stress, all while simply trying to start a family.

The Lawsuit and the April Settlement

The lawsuit, filed in July 2022, alleged discrimination, breach of contract, and civil rights violations under New Jersey law. Named defendants included the Township of East Brunswick, Mayor Brad Cohen, HR Manager Jennifer Stetson, and the township’s third-party health consultants.

On April 9, 2025, legal documents filed by the Township’s attorneys confirm that the matter was formally settled, leading to the withdrawal of the Township’s motion for summary judgment just days before it was scheduled to be heard in court. The letter, submitted to Judge Rivas, made the settlement official and public.

According to legal precedent and New Jersey’s Open Public Records Act (OPRA), the settlement agreement is a public document. Any resident of East Brunswick can request to see it.

What This Means for East Brunswick

This case wasn’t just about health insurance. It was about accountability, transparency, and the real-world impact of administrative failure. A veteran officer of the East Brunswick Police Department was failed by the very system she served.

The Township waited years after the law changed in 2017 to amend its fertility policy to include same-sex couples. When it did finally make the change, it allegedly backpedaled in secret. That’s not just poor governance—that’s betrayal.

Where Is the Oversight?

Several law firms were involved in this case—including Hoagland Longo, Wilson Elser, and Calcagni & Kanefsky. With that many legal minds reviewing the facts, the township didn’t just settle out of generosity. They were aware of the risk of going to trial.

So now the public is left with questions:

  • What exactly did the township agree to in this settlement?

  • How much taxpayer money was used to resolve this case?

  • Have proper safeguards been put in place to prevent this from happening again?

Final Thought

This was a case that never should have happened. It was avoidable. It was foreseeable. And it was preventable.

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Words are easy. Policies are harder. And accountability is rare.

Residents of East Brunswick should demand answers—not just from lawyers, but from elected officials. Because when the system fails one of its own so spectacularly, everyone should be paying attention.

Notice of Withdrawal of Summary Judgment Motion Due to Settlement

Verified Complaint and Civil Case Information Statement – Lancos v. Township of East Brunswick (Docket No. MID-L-003493-22)

This blog post is based on publicly filed legal documents and settlement notices. All individuals are presumed innocent of any wrongdoing unless a court determines otherwise. The views expressed here are protected opinions and intended for informational purposes only.

If I Were a Republican Strategist in East Brunswick…

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38% With Zero Effort? That’s Not a Fluke

In the last mayoral election, Republican Eugene DeMarzo didn’t campaign. At all. No signs. No ground game. No Facebook ads. Despite that, he still walked away with 38% of the vote. That’s not just impressive—it’s a roadmap.

The Winning Formula: Divide and Conquer

If I were running strategy with no moral compass, here’s how I’d flip East Brunswick:
Find an “independent” (he / she is out there) who leans just liberal enough to attract disillusioned Democrats but not so far off-center that they alienate the middle. A clean image. A few populist buzzwords. Maybe even a subtle dig at “career politicians.”

The goal? Split the left-leaning vote just enough to let a Republican sneak in with 40%.

Find the Right Republican—and Let Them Speak

Here’s the real move: find a Republican who can speak clearly, confidently, and passionately about the issues. Someone comfortable in front of a camera. Someone with real leadership skills who listens to residents and actually wants the job for the right reasons—not just the title.

These people exist. They’re just in hiding right now—because they believe there’s no path to victory.
But what if there was?

When Leaders Forget Who They Serve

Parties lose their way. Politicians get too comfortable. And that’s exactly what’s happening with our current mayor. The same man who once made people feel heard now feels distant—more focused on optics than outcomes. More loyal to political alliances than to the residents who put him there.

This Can Happen—And It Might Already Be Happening

Don’t assume East Brunswick is safe. A divided vote is all it takes. One more cycle of frustration, one more wave of local issues brushed aside, and the math starts working against the incumbents.

If you’re not paying attention, the switch will happen before you even realize it.