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East Brunswick Bears Sports Recap – April 17, 2025

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Baseball
East Brunswick 5, Monroe 3
The Bears rallied with three runs in the sixth inning to beat Monroe at home. Solid pitching held Monroe scoreless in the final two frames to seal the win. Big hits came from the middle of the lineup, with key RBIs driving the comeback. The team showed real grit after trailing most of the afternoon.

Softball
Monroe 7, East Brunswick 2
A tough outing for the Bears, who couldn’t find much offense against Monroe’s ace pitcher. Early defensive errors made it hard to stay in the game. Despite the loss, the Bears showed flashes of strong play, including a few deep hits that just didn’t find open ground. They’ll look to regroup and bounce back in their next matchup.

Boys Volleyball
East Brunswick 2, Old Bridge 1
A back-and-forth battle, but the Bears locked down the win with a dominant third set. After dropping the first set, East Brunswick showed real toughness to grind out the second. The energy from the home crowd seemed to lift the team late. A huge block at the net helped seal the match point.

Boys Tennis
St. Joseph (Metuchen) 4, East Brunswick 1
The Bears picked up one singles win but fell short overall against a strong St. Joe’s squad. Several matches went down to the wire with close tiebreakers. Despite the final score, the Bears’ younger players gained valuable experience against top competition. Expect this team to be even tougher down the stretch.

Boys Lacrosse
Old Bridge 9, East Brunswick 6
East Brunswick played tough but couldn’t recover after falling behind early. A strong third quarter gave the Bears some life, cutting the lead to two. However, Old Bridge’s quick transition game made it tough to complete the comeback. Solid goalie play kept East Brunswick in it longer than expected.

Girls Lacrosse
East Brunswick 8, Old Bridge 7
A thrilling win at home as the Bears scored the game-winner with just 40 seconds left! The defense held strong in the final minute to protect the one-goal lead. Midfielders played a huge role, controlling possession when it mattered most. It was a true team effort and a win they can definitely build on.

Understanding Robert’s Rules

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For many residents, watching an East Brunswick Board of Education meeting can feel like watching a game where you’re not sure of the rules, and that’s not just a metaphor. The rules do exist. They’re detailed. They’re formal. And most of the time, they’re invisible to the average person.

Those rules are called Robert’s Rules of Order and are the foundation for how BOE meetings are supposed to function across New Jersey and here in East Brunswick. But what happens when only a few board members truly understand them?

Let’s break it down.

What Are Robert’s Rules of Order, and Why Do They Matter?

Robert’s Rules of Order is a formal guide for running public meetings. It outlines who can speak, when, how motions are introduced and debated, and how votes are taken. In theory, these rules keep things fair, organized, and respectful. In practice, they structure every single Board of Education meeting, even if most residents and some board members aren’t aware of it.

It’s not just a tradition it’s policy. East Brunswick BOE follows these rules as part of its bylaws and code of conduct, alongside the New Jersey School Boards Association’s governance structure. The goal is to maintain order, ensure transparency, and prevent chaos.

Who Controls the Mic?

Under Robert’s Rules, no board member can just start speaking when they feel like it. They have to be recognized by the Board President. This might sound reasonable, and often, it is, but it also puts a lot of power in the hands of one person.

A board member who wants to raise a concern or challenge a motion must first be called on. And if they aren’t? Well, the topic dies quietly right there.

It’s one of those subtle levers of control: if a President doesn’t want a specific issue aired out in front of the public, all they have to do is skip over that board member or move the meeting forward “in the interest of time.”

And unless someone on the board understands the rules enough to challenge that move correctly, it stands.

Some Examples of How This Can Play Out

Here’s how Robert’s Rules can be used — or misused — at the local level:

  • Cutting off debate early: The Board President can limit how long a member speaks or call for an end to the debate before everyone has had a chance to weigh in.
  • Confusing procedural language: A vote might be framed in a way that causes members, especially newer members, to misunderstand what a “yes” or “no” vote actually means.
  • Calling “points of order” to silence someone: The President can interrupt a speaker by calling a point of order — whether warranted or not — to derail or shut down a comment.

None of these are technically illegal. They’re often allowed within the rules themselves. But they depend on one thing: no one in the room knows how to call it out.

It’s like a referee using the whistle only when it helps their team and hoping the other side doesn’t know the rulebook.

Voting and Accountability

Votes on the board are often done by roll call — meaning each member’s vote is recorded out loud. That’s important for transparency. But again, if someone doesn’t fully understand what they’re voting on, or if the conversation around a motion was rushed or limited, then the vote might not reflect what it should.

Abstentions are allowed, but they don’t count toward a final vote tally. That can also skew outcomes if members feel uncomfortable taking a hard stance under pressure or confusion.

The Ethics Layer

In addition to parliamentary procedure, board members are held to the New Jersey Code of Ethics for School Board Members. This includes:

  • Always acting in the best interest of students
  • Avoiding conflicts of interest
  • Maintaining confidentiality
  • Refraining from using their role for personal or political gain

Those principles sound great on paper. But they rely heavily on public scrutiny and peer accountability — both of which can break down when meetings become difficult to follow, overly procedural, or dominated by a small group that understands the rules better than the rest.

Why This Should Matter to You

If you’ve ever left a Board of Education meeting feeling like something important got glossed over or like the public comment section was treated as a formality — you’re not alone. But that’s not just tone or culture. Often, it’s strategy wrapped in procedure.

When well-versed in Robert’s Rules and surrounded by members who are not, the president of the board can effectively control the conversation, deciding which voices get heard, which debates get airtime, and which motions sail through quietly.

This isn’t about scandal or conspiracy. It’s about structure and how structure can be bent to favor those who understand it.

The takeaway? The rules aren’t the problem—the imbalance of knowledge is. Every board member, and honestly, every interested resident, should take time to understand how these meetings work. The more people who understand the rules, the less power any one person has to use them unfairly.

And that’s what real transparency looks like.

The $8 Million Mystery Loan — A Masterclass in Bad Optics

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Town Council Pulls The Request (Again), But The BOE’s Priorities Remain Wildly Out of Touch

Last night, East Brunswick’s Town Council pulled the Board of Education’s $8 million loan request, which probably left Superintendent Victor Valeski (aka Spin Doctor Valeski) shaking his head in disbelief.

But let’s back up.

This was not the district’s first attempt to take on a massive loan while simultaneously cutting student programming; it was their second shot at it.

Strike One: The $11.5 Million Ask

At a previous Town Council meeting, the Board of Ed came in hot with an $11.5 million loan request. That vote didn’t even make it to the finish line. It was tabled thanks to a motion made by Councilman Wendell and seconded by Councilwoman Winston.

 

Smart. Logical. Responsible.

Strike Two: The $8 Million “Repackaged” Ask

Not to be deterred, the BOE came back — this time combining Capital Improvements and Shared Services into one big $8 million lump sum, approved at their last BOE meeting.

(When this was initially brought to Council a couple of meetings back, these were two separate categories but combining them gives it that shiny, all-in-one, “nothing to see here” appeal.)

But there was something to see here.

What’s Actually In This $8 Million Loan?

Here’s where it gets borderline absurd.

→ When you’re a district in a financial crisis — cutting arts, programming, and language classes for kids — you’d think any loan would be focused on emergencies only.

Spoiler: Not the case.

The most arguably necessary item from the original list — a new roof for Irwin School — was removed from this version of the loan request.

What stayed?

  • $28,000 to remove a backstop
  • A new turf field
  • A new scoreboard
  • A new PA system

If you’re wondering how any of these are urgent needs during a budget crisis join the club.

The Debt Game Valeski Doesn’t Talk About

At the last BOE meeting, Valeski justified the loan by suggesting it was no big deal because a similar amount of debt was coming off the books this year. But that’s only half the story.

The full truth?

If this loan had been approved, total annual debt payments would have jumped from $3.7 million to over $8 million.

That’s not “debt management.” It’s a complete shift in financial strategy—one that residents were never really told about.

The Public Deserved Answers — They Didn’t Get Them

One of the more frustrating parts of this entire situation? Councilman Wendell specifically requested that either Bernie or Victor Valeski attend a public Town Council meeting to answer questions about the loan in front of the residents who would be footing the bill. Instead, Valeski told the BOE he had a private conversation with Council President McAvoy and Brad Cohen. That’s not what was asked. The whole point was transparency, not backdoor chats nobody heard. This move only added to the growing frustration that public trust is being treated like an afterthought.

The Bottom Line

→ First attempt at $11.5 million? Tabled.

→ Second attempt at $8 million? Pulled.

→ BOE’s spending priorities? Still ridiculous.

The township made the right call by pulling the latest request. But this saga exposed something even more significant:

This isn’t about managing debt; it’s about mismanaging trust.

Until this district learns to get its financial house in order and prioritize student needs over shiny objects, residents are right to keep asking hard questions.

Because turf fields, scoreboards, and PA systems won’t fix a roof… or a broken budget.

East Brunswick vs. The 3AM DJ Nobody Asked For

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The Night The Music Wouldn’t Stop

There’s loud and then there’s whatever happened at 3:30am in East Brunswick.

While most of us were dreaming of lower property taxes or maybe a new Trader Joe’s, East Brunswick residents were wide awake—thanks to a mysterious, borderline ridiculous bass-thumping concert that nobody bought tickets for and everybody heard.

“Is This Real Life Right Now?”

It all started with a simple post:

“Anyone else hear the loud music at 3:30 am? Crazy loud.” — Robert W.(not the infamous Rob W!)

That’s how most horror movies start too, by the way.

Brittany, clearly sleep-deprived and teetering on the edge of sanity, responded:

“Yes. I’m still up from it. It sounded like a concert near Frost/Summerhill road.”

Ah yes, nothing says luxury living in East Brunswick quite like feeling like you live backstage at MetLife Stadium.

“I Thought I Was Hallucinating”

Anu chimed in with what many were thinking:

“Yes, that woke me up too at 3am! We live behind the high school. At first, I thought I was hallucinating…”

Relatable. Nothing says “middle of the night in suburban New Jersey” like wondering if you’ve finally cracked mentally — or if the guy next door is now a full-time DJ.

Theories Got Weird Fast.

Some thought it was Sayreville, others thought it was South River, and Uta thought it was a black SUV near Irwin School. Someone else said drones with speakers, and another person brought up WWII propaganda trucks.

Somebody in Newark said they heard it. Somebody in the Poconos said they heard it.

At this point, if someone said they heard it from the moon, no one was doubting them.

“Honestly… I’m Impressed.”

Jimmy probably summed it up best:

“People heard the same music from Hammarskjold to South River??”

Yes, Jimmy. Yes, they did.

The only thing louder than this music was the collective sound of every tired East Brunswick resident Googling “soundproof window installation.”

The Real Mystery: What Were They Even Playing?

We may never know.

Was it EDM? Salsa? Taylor Swift? A very aggressive remix of “Baby Shark”?

All we know isif the goal was to remind East Brunswick what unity sounds like… congrats, mission accomplished. Nothing brings this town together quite like being collectively annoyed at the same exact thing.

Final Thoughts

Dear 3AM DJ,

Whoever you are — I hope you know you achieved what no political candidate, community leader, or Facebook group admin has ever done in East Brunswick.

You got South River, Sayreville, Newark, the Historic District, and random people in their pajamas all yelling at the same cloud.

And honestly that’s pretty impressive.

The Gas Station Tip Heard Around East Brunswick

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You really can’t teach this kind of Facebook thread. You just sit back, hit “See More,” and watch greatness unfold. It all started with Marci. Local. Veteran. Been pumping gas (well… watching someone else pump it) at the same spot for 20 years without incident. Then — disaster. New ownership. Fuel One. And suddenly a gas attendant hits her with, “Hey… how about a tip?”

$28 worth of gas. $2 worth of awkwardness. And here we go.


First wave of comments: Old School Jersey

Andrew shows up like your uncle who still pays in exact change.

His strategy? No hesitation. Straight to “Lol nope. I’d tell him to get lost.”

Elite fundamentals. That’s day-one Jersey right there.

Ian tries to pivot the thread into a Where To Find The Cheapest Gas conversation, which — respectfully — happens in every EB comment section whether relevant or not. Absolute role player energy.

David slides in with the Costco option because there’s a Costco guy in every thread. That’s in the Facebook bylaws.


Then here comes the Feelings Crowd

Elaine: “I always tip the BP guy. He’s nice.”
Lucretia: “The Wawa guy is my boy.”
Laurie: “If it’s cold, I give a little something.”

Love this group. Big “teacher gave me a sticker” energy.

These are the people that bring Dunkin gift cards to the mailman and tip the bagel guy for double-wrapping their lox.

But then…


Jaime Enters — Running Iso Offense

Outta nowhere, Jaime checks in like she’s the villain in Act 2 of a Disney Channel Original Movie:

“I just wish we could pump our own gas.”

Record scratch. Silence in the huddle.

Nobody was talking about that, Jaime. Nobody.

But this is classic Facebook Jaime. Forget the current conversation — let’s just change the whole state law while we’re here.

A wild take. An away jersey moment in a home game thread.


And then… Karen. Oh, Karen.

Karen steps up like the person in every group chat who finally says what everyone else has been thinking but didn’t feel like typing.

Simple. Direct. Unbothered.

“Really? I’d rather not have to stand outside of my car in the freezing cold and wind up with the smell of gas on my hands.”

That’s it. No charts. No rants. No long-winded gas station conspiracy theories.

Just common sense — the kind that lands different after 20 comments of people trying to turn a $2 tip into a TED Talk.

Karen didn’t need to argue. She just reminded everyone: Standing outside in the freezing cold smells like regret.

Veteran move.


The Rest of The Thread? Chaos.

People arguing about gas prices like they work for OPEC.
People reminiscing about when attendants used to wash your windows like it was 1964.
People acting like tipping culture started last Tuesday.

SOMEONE (you know who) dropping “Well, back when I grew up in NY…” like it’s a personality trait.

SOMEONE ELSE suggesting handing out Hot Hands warmers like we’re running a soup kitchen at Raceway.

And finally… the guy who swore this all went down at the station near Sheldon Motors. Every thread’s got that one dude who thinks everything happens near Sheldon Motors.


Final Thoughts

Gas station tipping in East Brunswick?

Truly a Rorschach test for your personality.

→ If you tip: You’re the feel-good Hallmark movie character.
→ If you don’t tip: You’re the gritty Jersey local with 1987 values.
→ If you want self-serve: You’re Jaime. And we see you.


East Brunswick doesn’t need HBO.
It’s already got Facebook.

And the comment section is undefeated.

Thinking About Running for East Brunswick BOE in 2025?

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For years, Board of Education candidates in East Brunswick have followed the same old playbook: Stay neutral, smile for the camera, say all the safe things, and try to keep everybody happy.

Those days are over.

East Brunswick voters have been paying attention. The community has been watching how this current Board of Education operates. And it is impossible to ignore the elephant in the room.

  • Where do you stand on the current BOE President?
  • Where do you stand on Superintendent Victor Valeski?
  • Where do you stand on the complete lack of accountability?
  • Because silence is an answer too.

In past elections, many candidates avoided these topics altogether. People who liked them gave them the benefit of the doubt. Others stayed skeptical. But either way, it left voters guessing. And that is not fair to the people of this town.

East Brunswick deserves clarity.

We have already seen what happens when candidates hide their real opinions to win. Over eight thousand voters were conned by a candidate who flipped her views the second she was elected. That cannot happen again.

This year is different because the community is different.

Groups like East Brunswick Action and East Brunswick Progressive Parents and School Group have been instrumental in ensuring residents know what is happening. They have created a level of awareness in this town that did not exist years ago.

There is now an expectation.

If you want to run for the Board of Education in November 2025, you must speak clearly and publicly about how you feel about the current BOE leadership.

  • No more guessing games.
  • No more “private conversations.
  • No more hoping voters will assume.

We urge every East Brunswick resident to pressure any candidate who tries to avoid these conversations. If they are unwilling to speak up now, do not expect them to suddenly grow a backbone after being elected.

  • We are watching.
  • We are listening.
  • And this time, the voters will be ready.

The Seville Diner Murder

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Today years since one of the most notorious and still-unsolved murders in East Brunswick history.

On April 12, 2007, Frank Lagano, a 67-year-old reputed associate of the Lucchese crime family and co-owner of the Seville Diner on Route 18, was found dead in the parking lot of his own business. Two bullets to the head. Execution style. Broad daylight.

It didn’t take long for whispers of a mafia hit to start circulating. But as the years went on, this story only got stranger — and more disturbing.


Who Was Frank Lagano?

Lagano wasn’t just a diner owner. According to multiple reports, including North Jersey Media Group and News 12 New Jersey, Lagano had ties to organized crime and had previously been caught up in “Operation Jersey Boyz,” a massive gambling investigation back in 2004.

That investigation ultimately fell apart. The charges were dropped. Nobody went to jail.

But the real bombshell? Lagano was working as a confidential informant for law enforcement at the time of his death.


Betrayed From the Inside?

Lagano’s family believes this wasn’t just a mob hit.

They claim that Frank’s status as a government informant was deliberately leaked — by law enforcement itself. Specifically, former Bergen County Chief of Detectives Michael Mordaga.

Court records revealed that Lagano and Mordaga weren’t exactly strangers. They allegedly had financial dealings together and even referred cases to one another. Mordaga has denied any wrongdoing or connection to Lagano’s murder.

But the allegations were enough to send shockwaves through the legal community.


No Arrests. No Answers.

To this day — 18 years later — no one has been arrested for Frank Lagano’s murder.

No suspects. No closure. Just a dead man in a diner parking lot and a trail of rumors, corruption allegations, and mob connections that lead nowhere.

It’s a Jersey story if there ever was one. But it’s also a reminder of something more troubling — what happens when people on both sides of the law are playing their own game.

The Details from 2007 News Coverage

Contemporary reporting from The Record (May 11, 2007) and Newsday (October 28, 2007) gives us a deeper look into what was known — and suspected — at the time.

According to The Record, law enforcement immediately treated the murder as a mob hit. Frank Lagano, 67, was getting out of his BMW in the parking lot of the Seville Diner on Route 18 when a lone gunman walked up and shot him once in the head.

Lagano wasn’t just a businessman — he was well known around Tenafly and East Brunswick as a former loan shark with ties to the Lucchese crime family. In fact, the New Jersey State Commission of Investigation had named him in a 1983 report on organized crime.

He was also arrested in 2004 as part of a massive offshore sports betting operation that prosecutors said raked in millions of dollars.


Connections to Other Crime Figures

Newsday reported that federal prosecutors believed David Brooks, a former CEO of DHB Industries, had close ties to Lagano. While there was no suggestion Brooks was involved in Lagano’s murder, prosecutors claimed that Brooks once told witnesses he “had guys” who could handle his enemies — using Lagano as an example of the type of person he knew.

At the time of his death, Lagano was also under indictment on racketeering and gambling charges.


This part of the story really shows you how messy and layered this thing was. Lagano wasn’t just a random diner owner — he was connected, he was dangerous, and apparently, he was worried enough about his own safety that he kept a low profile.


The Seville Diner Has a New Name — But Its History Remains

In 2024, the Seville Diner officially got a new name — it’s now called High Point Diner. The change has sparked plenty of local conversation on Facebook, with East Brunswick residents sharing memories of the old spot and curiosity about what’s to come.

Some are excited for a fresh start. Others still can’t forget what happened in that parking lot 18 years ago.

As one local Facebook user put it:

“April 12, 2007. Tomorrow, 18 years ago, they found John Lagano dead in the parking lot with 2 bullets to the head. Mafia hit.”

No matter how much remodeling happens inside, it’s safe to say the story of Frank Lagano will always be part of the lore of that corner on Route 18.

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East Brunswick’s BOE Leadership Problem Isn’t Just About Victor Valeski, It’s About Accountability

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Over the last year watching the East Brunswick Board of Education meetings, I’ve never expected Superintendent Victor Valeski or Assistant Superintendent Bernardo Giuliana to resign. Not because I believe they’ve done a good job; I don’t. And certainly not because I think staying is right for the district, but it isn’t.

It’s simply human nature.

When people are nearing the end of their careers, with pensions and benefits on the line, most aren’t walking away voluntarily. I’m not saying that to justify it. I’m not saying that because I think it’s right. I’m saying it because it’s reality. And it’s precisely why East Brunswick needs a strong, independent, and courageous board president; without that, there is no accountability. And without accountability, nothing changes.

The Problem Isn’t Leaving — The Problem is Leadership That Won’t Lead

Every board member who voted to make Heather G. the current Board President should be embarrassed. Not because she’s a bad person. However, her presidency represents the continuation of the same old problem: protecting Victor Valeski instead of holding him accountable.

Victor isn’t going to leave on his own. Bernardo isn’t going to leave on his own. And frankly, I don’t blame them.

But that’s precisely why we need leadership willing to do the hard things. That’s why Board Presidents matter. That’s why who sits in that seat matters. Right now, and for far too long in East Brunswick, the person in that chair hasn’t done the job.

Effort Isn’t Enough — Results Matter

Let me be clear about something else: I don’t believe for a second that Victor Valeski or Bernardo Giuliana aren’t working hard. I believe they are. I think they are probably working harder now than they ever have. But sometimes, hard work isn’t enough in life, business, and leadership.

I know this personally.

There are times in my business when I’ve poured everything into helping a client, hours of strategy, creativity, and problem-solving, and yet, for whatever reason, I can’t crack the code. And when that happens, I do the responsible thing: I fire myself before they fire me.

It’s rare. It hurts financially. But it’s the right thing to do.

Unfortunately, that kind of self-awareness doesn’t often exist in public education leadership. And in East Brunswick, with Valeski and Giuliana both nearing the twilight of their careers, I don’t expect it to show up now.

Which Brings Us Back to Accountability

This is why leadership on the Board matters more than ever.

When you have a superintendent who isn’t leaving, an assistant superintendent who isn’t going, a central office that isn’t producing results, and schools that are losing programs, trust, and talent, you have a district in crisis.

The Board of Education, specifically the Board President, becomes the last line of accountability between a struggling administration and a community desperate for better.

And right now? That line is weak.

Until that changes, until East Brunswick elects Board members and installs a Board President willing to lead, challenge, and demand more, it won’t matter how many good ideas come from public comment, how many concerned parents show up to meetings, or how many headlines or blog posts get written.

This district will continue to spiral, and it won’t be because of a lack of effort but because of a lack of leadership.

Eyes on EB Proudly Welcomes Every Apartment Ever Built… and Then Some

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More Apartments? More Traffic? More Views? Yes, Please.

Here at Eyes on EB, we’ve been watching East Brunswick grow faster than a middle school rumor — and honestly, we love it.

Thousands and thousands (and thousands) of apartments are going up all over town — and while some people clutch their pearls and type angry Facebook posts from the parking lot of ShopRite, we here at Eyes on EB see nothing but opportunity.

Apartments? Oh, you mean future Eyes on EB fans.

Traffic? Oh, you mean future impressions.

Construction delays? Oh, you mean content creation opportunities.


Rob W is Built Different (and Apparently Built for Route 18 Traffic)

See, while the average resident is banging their steering wheel in traffic like it owes them money, Rob W sits peacefully in his car, staring at brake lights like they’re dollar signs.

“Sure, I’ve been sitting in traffic for the past three years,” Rob W says while missing yet another left turn near Tices Lane. “And I fully plan on sitting in this same traffic for the next three years. Why? Because every new apartment built is another poor soul who might stumble across Eyes on EB while Googling: ‘Why is East Brunswick traffic like this?’

And that, friends, is called organic reach.


In Rob W’s Perfect World…

Listen, if Rob W had it his way, he’d be cutting a secret deal with one of these developers faster than you can say “luxury vinyl plank flooring.”

Imagine it:

“Hey Rob, $425,000 for this one-bedroom apartment.”
Rob W: “Or… hear me out… $1,200 if I post a reel about how nice your lobby smells?”

But alas, no such deal exists. So for now, Rob W is content with the next best thing: views.

Views from the new residents. Views from the angry locals. Views from the Facebook comments section where someone’s great aunt just discovered sarcasm for the first time.


Final Thoughts from the Eyes on EB War Room (aka Rob’s Car, Parked in Traffic)

So while others complain about “overdevelopment” or “no infrastructure” or “why does every new building look like a college dorm in Hoboken,” we at Eyes on EB say bring it on.

Build every apartment.

Fill every lane.

Extend every traffic light by an extra 47 seconds.

Because every one of you is either already an Eyes on EB fan…

…or you will be soon.

And that, my friends, is what we call a win-win.

Fairview Tragedy: East Brunswick Kids Forced to Ride Yellow Buses Like It’s 2003

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“Coach buses were promised. Coach buses were expected. Coach buses did not arrive.”

This morning, just before the Fairview trip, something unimaginable happened. Yellow school buses pulled up instead of the expected coach buses—and the collective East Brunswick WhatsApp community hasn’t known peace since.

We were accidentally added to the group chat (yes, like that time Pete Hegseth added a journalist to a Signal thread with national security secrets), and what we witnessed could only be described as suburban meltdown in real-time.

The Chat Heard ‘Round the Town

“So yellow buses showed up instead of coach buses??!” wrote Melissa, setting off the spark.

“Wait WHAT?” replied Kim, her disbelief practically shaking the chat window.

“No AC, no bathroom? This is so wrong.” added Dana, clearly already Googling private shuttle rentals.

Lauren summed it up with precision:
“This is a once-in-a-lifetime experience. They’re sitting three to a seat in polyester.”

Expectations vs. Vinyl Bench Reality

The kids were equally shook. One fifth grader asked if the bus even had cup holders. Another was reportedly at 11% battery and panicking—because how does one survive 40 minutes to Fairview with no charger port?

A parent volunteer overheard a student mutter to the driver, “You’re lucky I’m even getting on.”

Even friendships were tested. Ava refused to board until Mia did. Mia paused, took one look at the situation and said, “This isn’t giving luxury. This is giving field trip from the 1900s.”

A Budget Crisis Comes for the Buses

In a town still reeling from a $12 million school budget deficit—where arts, language, and staff cuts have already hit—this bus debacle struck a raw nerve. Coach buses weren’t just transportation. They were a symbol. Of comfort. Of class. Of air-conditioning.

And when they didn’t show up? Screenshots started flying. Comparisons to 2019 were made.
“Remember when my daughter got reclining seats and a DVD player?” said Jessica. “Now she’s stuck next to a window with gum on it.”

No, it’s not the biggest problem we’re facing. But it’s the one everyone saw. And like one parent wrote near the end of the thread:

“We live in East Brunswick, not East Basic.”