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satire

Welcome to the Satire Section of Eyes On Eb, where wit meets wisdom in our unique take on the world’s happenings. Here, we explore a range of topics through a satirical lens, offering a humorous perspective designed to entertain and provoke thought. Our satirical posts use irony, exaggeration, and humor to critique societal norms, politics, and cultural phenomena. Dive into this section for a clever and playful exploration of current events, where laughter is used as a tool to reflect and critique.

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16
Dec

East Brunswick’s Unofficial Air Show: Drones, Planes, or Alien Invaders?

December 16, 2024ByIn,
In a town where the most exciting airborne event used to be a Frisbee stuck in a tree, the recent swarm of drones over East Brunswick has given everyone something to buzz about—literally. But let’s dive into what’s really happening in our skies, with a healthy dose of speculation and satire, because, at Eyes on...
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15
Dec

Eyes on EB Spy Sky Drones: The Future is Watching You

December 15, 2024ByIn,
Big Brother? Nope, Just Little Old Us East Brunswick residents, we’ve heard your murmurs, your whispers, and the occasional screams of panic. Yes, it’s true. The Eyes on EB Spy Sky Drones are out and about, buzzing through the skies like overly curious bumblebees—but sleeker and with a flair for surveillance. And no, this isn’t...
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05
Dec

The Great Package Heist of East Brunswick

December 5, 2024ByIn,
The Tale of a Thousand Opinions Ah, East Brunswick—a town where community spirit thrives, and so does unsolicited commentary. A recent Facebook post set the neighborhood ablaze like it was Black Friday at Costco, all over a misdelivered package and some missing camera parts. Let’s unpack this (pun intended) tale of drama, finger-pointing, and unsolicited...
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28
Nov

A Tale of Balloons, Bargains, and Dollar Tree Drama: The East Brunswick Forum Weighs In

November 28, 2024ByIn,
If there’s one thing that binds East Brunswick residents together, it’s their undying commitment to dissect every inch of local development—especially when it involves the shiny new Dollar Tree near Brothers Pizza. The local forum has been ablaze with comments, opinions, and heated balloon debates, because why focus on global issues when we’ve got helium...
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14
Nov

Sense in East Brunswick’s Sidewalk Saga

November 14, 2024ByIn,
When Trees Attack: Sidewalks, Negligence, and Community Backlash In the verdant suburbs of East Brunswick, a leafy debacle unfurls each fall, but it’s not just the leaves that are stirring trouble—it’s the sidewalks under siege by tree roots. Amidst this botanical uprising, one voice of reason emerges: Stephen Daniel, who casts a wry spotlight on...
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10
Nov

Wing-Quest Warriors of East Brunswick

November 10, 2024ByIn,
The Facebook Debate That Ruffled Some Feathers It started innocently enough—a simple question from Eric, our unofficial East Brunswick wing historian: “Best wings in East Brunswick?” Like bees to honey, the locals swarmed, each with a passionate wing opinion. But, oh, the paths this conversation would take… Eric, the Wing Dreamer The tone was set...
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07
Nov

The Post-Election Story: When Ambitions Crashed Harder Than East Brunswick’s Potholes

November 7, 2024ByIn,
After the ballots were counted, it became clear that Dr. G’s vision of East Brunswick as a beacon of international diplomacy would remain just that—a vision. With a voter turnout that rivaled the popularity of Brussels sprouts at Thanksgiving, Dr. G found herself with only a handful of votes. And by “handful,” we mean the...
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03
Nov

Eyes on EB: The Leaf Collection Chronicles – When Leaves Become Public Enemy #1

November 3, 2024ByIn,
The Foliage Fury Unleashed Welcome to East Brunswick, the town where leaf collection rules have taken on an intensity rivaling a covert spy mission. With the “Leaf Police” cracking down, residents are left wondering if their beloved autumn leaves are secretly orchestrating the downfall of local government. Andy, a local rising contributor (or as we...
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02
Nov

The Great Chicken Debate: East Brunswick’s Newest Culinary Controversy

November 2, 2024ByIn,
If you haven’t witnessed the latest debate in the EB community, you’re missing out on a sizzling controversy. And who else could ignite such a fervent discussion than our very own all-star provocateur, the one and only Gary? Let’s dive into the drama that a single post about chicken sandwiches set off – sparking a...
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02
Nov

The Frost Avenue Halloween Frenzy: East Brunswick’s Spookiest Teen Bash

November 2, 2024ByIn,
It all started with one simple, but loaded question from Rising Contributor Marie: “What happened on Frost Avenue? There was an insane amount of teens and cops.” Little did Marie know, she’d opened the floodgates to a deluge of neighborhood commentary. Like a mystery novel unfolding in real-time, the thread became a dizzying tale of...
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