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Vermella Isn’t Done: Another 240 Apartments Are Already Approved on Route 18

A second Vermella apartment building, called Phase II in township records, was approved in 2024 but hasn't been built. It is separate from the District Walk townhomes and from Legacy Place on Tices Lane. Here's what was approved, and when it's scheduled.

A Love Letter to East Brunswick High School

By Rachel Botnick Dear East Brunswick High School, There is something...

Up to 250 Homes, Four Stories at Brunswick Square: What to Know Before Monday’s Council Meeting

The proposed redevelopment plan also allows four-story, 55-foot residential...

East Brunswick Is Changing How Bullying Reports Are Screened. Next Year’s Numbers Won’t Mean the Same Thing.

A proposed change in the September 10 Board of...

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The Rise of Rachel B and Rob W: Coincidence or Radio Apocalypse?

Now’s the Time to Make Your Worst Decisions

Eyes on EB Urges Mayor to Avoid Parks Amid Rabies Concerns—We’re Genuinely Worried

Once a Prom King, Now a Problem for the Status Quo

Eyes on EB Proudly Welcomes Every Apartment Ever Built… and Then Some

One Garbage Pickup at a Time

How East Brunswick’s Very Own Neal Shah Won Big

The Misunderstood Wanderer of Lawrence Brook

The Great Chicken Escape

East Brunswick’s Best-Kept Secret Unveiled!

The East Brunswick Saga of the Broken Water Heater

East Brunswick’s Never-ending Traffic Saga

Nextdoor Drama: The Great East Brunswick Cake Controversy

The Great Blue Cheese Crisis of East Brunswick

Is It Time for a Luxury Garbage Cleaning Service Upgrade?